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Publisher's summary
Groundhog Day meets Guardians of the Galaxy in Django Wexler’s laugh-out-loud fantasy tale about a young woman who, tired of defending humanity from the Dark Lord, decides to become the Dark Lord herself.
Davi has done this all before. She’s tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she’s rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she’s killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she’s been defeated every time.
This time? She’s done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that’s who she needs to be. It’s Davi’s turn to play on the winning side.
Burningblade & Silvereye
Ashes of the Sun
Blood of the Chosen
Emperor of Ruin
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Critic reviews
“All hail Dark Lord Davi! How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying is outrageously fun, filled with campy humor, action and unexpected warm-heartedness. I grinned from the first page to the last.”—Fonda Lee, author of Jade City
"Wickedly sharp, funny, and raunchy. Wexler delights in punching holes in the beloved cliches of fantasy, and I adore this. If you ever thought: if I was the villain, I'd actually be smart about things, then this is the book for you."—Jenn Lyons, author of The Ruin of Kings
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Liadain never dreamed of being a hero. Trapped in a failing body, she's learned to expect nothing from life except pain and disappointment. She knows better than to hope for a miracle. When an unexpected savior offers her the power to become a Keeper, she's torn between the allure of survival and the fear that she's just trading one pain-filled existence for another.
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Inanna
- Sumerians Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Emily H. Wilson
- Narrated by: Zehra Jane Naqvi
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
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Inanna is an impossibility. The first full Anunnaki born on Earth in Ancient Mesopotamia. Crowned the goddess of love by the twelve immortal Anunnaki who are worshipped across Sumer, she is destined for greatness. But Inanna is born into a time of war. The Anunnaki have split into warring factions, threatening to tear the world apart. Forced into a marriage to negotiate a peace, she soon realizes she has been placed in terrible danger.
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Someone You Can Build a Nest In
- By: John Wiswell
- Narrated by: Carmen Rose
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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Shesheshen is a shapeshifter, who happily resides as an amorphous lump at the bottom of a ruined manor. When her rest is interrupted by hunters intent on murdering her, she constructs a body using a metal chain for a backbone, borrowed bones for limbs, and a bear trap as an extra mouth. However, the hunters chase Shesheshen out of her home and off a cliff. Badly hurt, she's found and nursed back to health by Homily, a warmhearted human, who has mistaken Shesheshen as a fellow human
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Lovely!
- By Jason on 04-09-24
By: John Wiswell
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Mantalantis
- An Underwater Fantasy
- By: Ross Hughes
- Narrated by: Brian Callanan
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
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An underwater city on the back of a giant manta ray. A city protected from the weight of the ocean by an occult dome. A city of secrets, of clandestine coups and civil unrest. A city plagued by riots, famine, guillotining and ghosts.
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Underwater fantasy brimming with intrigue & magic!
- By Nemesis on 06-01-24
By: Ross Hughes
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The Year of the Dragon Tale
- The Last Ember, Book 1
- By: A.k. Finch
- Narrated by: Joshua Hsi
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
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Dive into the mystical world of Dracoria, where ancient dragons soar through the skies and the fate of the world rests in the hands of an unlikely hero. In this gripping first installment of A.K.Finch’s captivating series, Lian, a young blacksmith’s apprentice, discovers he is the chosen one foretold to bring balance to a world on the brink of chaos.
By: A.k. Finch
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Ashes of the Sun
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 21 hrs and 24 mins
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Gyre hasn't seen his beloved sister since their parents sold her to the mysterious Twilight Order. Now, 12 years after her disappearance, Gyre's sole focus is revenge, and he's willing to risk anything and anyone to claim enough power to destroy the Order. Chasing rumors of a fabled city protecting a powerful artifact, Gyre comes face-to-face with his lost sister. But she isn't who she once was.
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Ignore the few narrator complaints. She Rocks
- By Mark Hancock on 02-10-22
By: Django Wexler
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Kosa
- DarkLit Books
- By: John Durgin, DarkLit Press
- Narrated by: Lacey Anthony
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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In a secluded mansion hidden away from the outside world, young Kosa lives under the strict and overpowering rule of her enigmatic mother. For Kosa, the rules set by Mother are the guiding principles of her life, shaping her beliefs and actions. She has been sheltered from the truth about the world beyond the confines of their home, conditioned to fear the darkness and malevolence that supposedly lurks outside.
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KOSA 2?
- By Sophia on 05-30-24
By: John Durgin, and others
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In Our Stars
- The Doomed Earth, Book 1
- By: Jack Campbell
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes, Tim Fannon
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
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Genetically engineered with partly alien DNA, Lieutenant Selene Genji is different from ordinary humans. And they hate her for it. Still, she’s spent her life trying to overcome society’s prejudice by serving in Earth’s Unified Fleet. Genji is stationed on a ship in orbit when humanity’s factional extremism on the planet reaches a boiling point, and she witnesses the utter annihilation of Earth. When the massive forces unleashed by Earth’s death warp space and time to hurl her forty years into the past, Genji is given a chance to try to change the future and save Earth.
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Great story from a great auth6
- By G. Sanders on 05-24-24
By: Jack Campbell
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The Imposed Path
- The Gem Keepers Saga, Book 1
- By: Timothy David
- Narrated by: Tiffany Magnuson
- Length: 13 hrs and 37 mins
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Myself, my partner, and my new friends, are the latest chosen as Gem Keepers. All of the Gem Keepers before us have fallen to a powerful evil. Now, Earth is thrust into a timeless war, against an unimaginable enemy. We must somehow unite our world, or it will all be lost. The ones I love, those who bring me a sense of happiness, will perish. I refuse to let this happen.
By: Timothy David
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Queen of None
- The Queens of Fate Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Natania Barron
- Narrated by: Deborah Balm
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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young life full of promise. She bore three strong sons and delivered the kingdom of Orkney to her brother by way of her marriage. She did as she was asked, invisible and useful—for her name, her dowry, and her womb. Now, twenty years after she left her home, Anna is summoned back to Carelon with the crown of her now-dead husband, to face the demons of her childhood: her sisters Morgen, Elaine, and Morgause; Merlin and his scheming priests; and Bedevere, the man she once loved.
By: Natania Barron
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Hard Reboot
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Morgan Hallett
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
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Kas is a junior researcher on a fact-finding mission to old Earth. But when a con-artist tricks her into wagering a large sum of money belonging to her university on the outcome of a manned robot arena battle, she becomes drawn into the seedy underworld of old Earth politics and state-sponsored battle-droid prizefights.
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Uneven and underwhelming
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-24-22
By: Django Wexler
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Spin of Fate
- The Fifth Realm, Book 1
- By: A. A. Vora
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
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Aina’s world is governed by Toranic Law, a force that segregates people into upper and lower realms. It’s said that if the sinful lowers commit themselves to kindness and charity, their souls will lighten, allowing them into the peaceful upper realms. But Aina, one of the few lowers to ever ascend, just wants to go back home. Aina is desperate to reunite with her mother, hoping she’s survived the beasts and wars of her homeland alone. After failing to weigh down her soul with petty crimes, Aina joins a rebel group defying the authorities and bringing aid to those condemned.
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Simon Vance is expectedly epic
- By Anonymous User on 05-08-24
By: A. A. Vora
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- Adrian Koch
- 05-31-24
This was so fun
If you’ve been looking for a disaster bi girl trying to humorously take on the world and fate this book is for you. It’s absolutely laughable out loud funny and the narration is so well done.
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- John P. Richardson
- 05-26-24
Excellent work all around
Never have I ever enjoyed a book so much. Get your ears; eyes, brain to this now..
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- E. M. Pilgrim
- 05-24-24
Well Written LitRPG
I'll admit I was a bit disappointed with the book. Overall, it's a better than average LitRPG-type story. The main character Davi can be rather annoying--and the one thing that didn't make sense to me is Davi estimates that she's 1000 years old after all the re-boots, but she continues to speak in modern colloquialisms/references even though she certainly knows no one will understand them.
Parts of it were a little slow, but the last third of the book redeems the story.
I was excited for this book based on reviews on Booktok, but it's not my favorite work by this author (Well of Sorcery holds that spot).
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- VaeVictis99
- 05-22-24
Phenomenal!
This came as a pleasant surprise. A massive pleasant surprise. Once started it could not be stopped!
I've read a few of Django Wexler's books in the past and enjoyed them so had the author favorited. I'm also a sucker for anything Dark Lord related, Hero becoming the Villain, so an instant win in my book/Preorder.
Now I really enjoyed the main character (MC) as you can tell the toll of dying and coming back to life has had on her. She doesn't care as everything she does, does not matter. No spoilers. She has NO FILTER whatsoever which frankly in our current day/age/time is a massive relief/breath of fresh air. Like going to a comedy show and it's actually funny! The MC is hilarious, prudes this is not the book for you.
Narration, awesome! Jeanette Illidge does a great voice and some of the lines she has to say, great job! I'm surprised you don't burst into laughter. The animation she puts into the voice is excellent.
The ending comes in a great spot and I cannot wait for Book 2! I wish it was already out, same with Book 3, Book 4, Book 5, I'm on board forever!
Dark Lord Davi! Dark Lord Davi! Dark Lord Davi!
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- Mark collier
- 06-01-24
Fun, well written and fast paced!
This is a great book. Just listen, read it, whatever. It is a truly fantastic story!
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