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The hilarious and controversial host of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher has written his funniest, most opinionated, and most necessary book ever—a brilliantly astute and acerbically funny vivisection of American life, politics, and culture.
Some of the smartest commentary about what’s happening in America is coming from a comedian—this comedian being Bill Maher. If you want to understand what’s wrong with this country, it turns out that one of the best informed and most thought-provoking analysts is this very funny pothead.
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- Lisa
- 05-29-24
So Bill
I loved it. I be been a fan for years. I hate when he takes time off from his show. The book was an excellent pool of his thoughts and humor. It’ll be one that I’ll listen to over and over, just like I watch his reruns.
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- Beatrice Burton
- 05-28-24
the eye-opening worldview inside
it appears he's not a believer in the higher power of the most high he mentioned about once
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- carly
- 06-02-24
Best of the year
I read 50 books a year. Most are average to okay to needs improvement. Rarely do I find a gem like this one. There are fewer than 5 books in my life I find worthy of a second (or more) read but this one is a definite. I highly recommend this to everyone. The world will be a better place if people did.
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- A. Visserman
- 06-04-24
Classic Bill Maher
You’ve heard it all before but Maher makes it seem like groundbreaking new material. Very much recommended for a non-extremist chuckle.
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- J. K. MANCINI
- 05-27-24
Most entertaining thought provoking excellent read! Thanks Brother Bill!
It was very funny informative thought provoking. Bill does an excellent job of reading it. I do a lot of books and highly recommend this one!
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- Joe Osten
- 05-24-24
Fan
I think I’ve seen every show that has been available. I’m not sure
I think maybe 25+ years maybe more. I’m a very big fan of Bill Maher
It is always great more or less
But always good and to the point
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- 05-29-24
A Breath of Fresh Air
Just great ! The best of Bill Mahr in one place. Highly entertaining and enlightening and a breath of fresh air.
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- Walter Scanlon
- 06-01-24
A Read That Takes No Prisoners
Bill Maher managers to juxtapose humor and politics seamlessly. This is a page turner with every page filled with meticulously researched facts and irony. There is no living political satirist like Bill Maher and this book proves it.
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- April A.
- 05-29-24
This Conservative found it hilarious!
Many of the subjects Bill hit on in this book struck a cord with me. No matter if you're conservative or liberal you will find this book speaks to you.
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- florence fleming
- 05-23-24
Informative book
Bill as always presents logical, important ideas. It’s nice to have them all in one place.
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