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I'm a pretty unique guy. I have golden blood flowing through my veins. There are only about thirty people like me in the entire world. Yes, golden blood is a real thing. Google it if you don't believe me. My blood has allowed me to join a group of test subjects, eventually becoming the proud owner of an AI neural chip best known as Alisa. My blood has allowed me to be reborn after death: reborn to a new life in a world governed by magic, a world where humans are locked in mortal combat with monsters. Reborn—into the body of a terminally ill young guy who has but two days left to live.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Intriguing world with believable MC
- By Andrew C. on 06-06-24
By: Boris Romanovsky, and others
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack
- Books 1-2
- By: D.M. Guay
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 754
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 663
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack features two books from the 24/7 Demon Mart series: The Graveyard Shift, book one, and Monster Burger, book two. It also includes the bonus Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special. Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.
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3 out of 5 stars
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cool idea ruined by cartoonish narration
- By AJ on 11-29-20
By: D.M. Guay
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Player Reached the Top
- Player Reached the Top Series, Book 1
- By: Rick Scar, Anastasia Koptelova - translator
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 11 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 726
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 657
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 657
2044. The world of games changed long ago. "Ascension" has become one of the most popular VRMMO games. It is a huge world divided into a hundred Floors, with each Floor a boundless location with its own countries, tribes, and millions of players. The object of the game is to unlock all the gates and conquer the top. Having joined the game, Will Thomson doesn't realize that he is all by himself. Then he accepts the first quest...Cursed Rat: level 46....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Holy Crap!!!
- By Robert Woods Jr. on 03-27-21
By: Rick Scar, and others
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Hell Mode: Volume 1
- Hell Mode, Book 1
- By: Hamuo, Taishi - translator
- Narrated by: Diontae Black
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 143
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 120
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 120
The online game Yamada Kenichi had been playing religiously is shutting down its servers, leaving him with a void in his heart. He looks for a new game to fill it, but everything he finds is way too easy. The kind of game he likes—the kind punishing enough to make players want to spend thousands of hours on it—just isn't around anymore.
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1 out of 5 stars
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most aggravating story ever
- By James on 12-16-23
By: Hamuo, and others
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The John Decker Box Set: Books 1 & 2, and the Prequel.
- Action-Packed Supernatural Thrillers
- By: Anthony M. Strong
- Narrated by: Jet Malakai
- Length: 17 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 97
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 93
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Story4 out of 5 stars 93
The first two books in the John Decker series, and the John Decker prequel novella, Soul Catcher.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Jet Malakai should NEVER narrate.
- By Shantel on 01-30-22
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Perimeter
- A Levi Yoder Thriller, Book 1
- By: M.A. Rothman
- Narrated by: Tim Campbell
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 136
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 120
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 120
Levi Yoder is a member of the Mafia and a fixer of people's problems. He takes on issues where the law is otherwise unable to help. Unfortunately, Levi can't fix the problem he's facing. Having been diagnosed with a terminal case of cancer, Levi readies himself for death, but what he didn't prepare himself for was waking up one morning and learning that he's in complete remission. Perimeter is a story of a man thrust back into a life he'd assumed was over.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A refreshing take on the one man army.
- By AEK on 06-11-19
By: M.A. Rothman
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Young Gods Tournament
- A Cultivation LitRPG Adventure
- By: Cale Plamann, Alex Beaumont
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Story4 out of 5 stars 32
The Young Gods Tournament awaits. Only the victors will break through to the worlds beyond the heavens. In an unfair world where a single monster can wipe out an entire village, Thomas is not one of the chosen few. He wasn’t gifted with immense power from the moment of his birth, nor does he have a powerful backer to defend him. By the laws of the world, it’s near impossible for him to rise to the top. But where the god’s themselves have failed him, Thomas will push on and gain the strength to protect his friends, and his home, from the ever rising dangers of the world.
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2 out of 5 stars
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I enjoyed the first chapter
- By Kindle Customer on 02-21-24
By: Cale Plamann, and others
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Sunken Spaceship
- Sunken Spaceship, Book 1
- By: Anthony Melchiorri
- Narrated by: Paul Heitsch
- Length: 17 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 60
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 60
Ex-Army paratrooper Griffin “Fin” Brooks thought he left danger behind when his battlefield injuries forced him to pursue a new career in marine biology. But one fateful night off the coast of South Africa, a ship nearly crashes into him and his loyal golden retriever, Jacques. Not just any ship. A starship. Though its alien pilot is dead, the rare extraterrestrial animal inside is not. Fin learns the creature is being smuggled across the galaxy when a pair of interstellar visitors respond to the crash. But those same investigators accuse Fin and his dog of crimes he didn’t even know existed.
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5 out of 5 stars
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amazing Story
- By Joshua walker on 04-22-24
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How to Sell a Haunted House
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Jay Aaseng, Mikhaila Aaseng
- Length: 13 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,954
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,754
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,753
When Louise finds out her parents have died, she dreads going home. She doesn’t want to leave her daughter with her ex and fly to Charleston. She doesn’t want to deal with her family home, stuffed to the rafters with the remnants of her father’s academic career and her mother’s lifelong obsession with puppets and dolls. She doesn’t want to learn how to live without the two people who knew and loved her best in the world. Most of all, she doesn’t want to deal with her brother, Mark, who never left their hometown, gets fired from one job after another, and resents her success.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Nope, nope, nope.
- By Karen Johnson on 01-24-23
By: Grady Hendrix
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Dungeon Life: An Isekai LitRPG
- Dungeon Life, Book 1
- By: Khenal
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher
- Length: 14 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 356
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 312
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Story5 out of 5 stars 312
The usual result of a human taking a runaway semitruck head-on is a very sudden, very fast track to the pearly gates. But for one newly noncorporeal man, there's another option: become a dungeon. Feeling sorry for the desperate angel assigned to him, the man relents. Heck, if it doesn't work out, he can always chat with Saint Peter about it later. Next thing you know, he's a dungeon. Admittedly, a small run-down, somewhat unimpressive dungeon (more of a house, actually), but you gotta start somewhere, right?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic dungeon book.
- By Anonymous User on 02-09-24
By: Khenal
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- Derek L.
- 03-29-24
Seriously, you don't have to fear this reaper
great story, great humor, wonderful way to escape the current 'darkness' and maybe even some useful tips on how to handle a hostile work environment.
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- GeriatricMillennial
- 02-05-24
Fun
If Terry Pratchett wrote Shaun of the Dead, it might resemble this story. That feels like too simplistic a comparison and it doesn’t give Dave Turner credit for his own style of humor, but this is one of the only series I’ve read which was compared to Sir Terry’s books and didn’t disappoint me.
The story is more nuanced than that of Shaun of the Dead, but it does include plenty of witty pop culture references that will delight any 80’s nerd. Supporting characters are well fleshed out and are entertaining to follow.
The narration was enjoyable, with distinct accents and voices. I’ve enjoyed these books long before they were available in audiobook format, and I have no complaints about how the narrator chose to portray any of the characters. I’m very pleased to add this to my list of favorite audiobooks.
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Melissa Barham
- 03-24-24
Comedy
I didn’t like the rhythm and speed of the narrator. It merged altogether, like reading a book without punctuation. But I loved the story so I stuck with it.
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