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Iris Wildthyme and the Claws of Santa
- Narrated by: Katy Manning, David Benson
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
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Iris Wildthyme and the Claws of Santa
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Publisher's summary
It's going to be a blue Christmas for Iris Wildthyme. Her best friend, Panda, is lost in time and space, and the only festive cheer she can find is at the bottom of a glass. If that isn't enough, this year's number one toy is trying to kill her!
From a futuristic planet-size shopping mall to the frozen wastes of the North Pole, the search for Panda leads Iris to a fiendish plot that threatens to ruin Christmas for the entire multiverse. With only a jobsworth security droid to help, Iris turns to the one man who can save the season of goodwill - Saint Nick himself. There's just one snag: Santa Claus is a broken man....
With psychotic elves, exploding shoplifters and more tinsel than you can shake a bottle of Babycham at, this is going to be the mother of all Christmases - and you're all invited!
Directed by Gary Russell.
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