BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) visits a planet SO woke that it hurts it in its gender thing of no fixed abode as it un-cancels itself, chooses a new pronoun: Whatthe/ Fuck, and chooses to identify itself as a confused cisgender toupee with bisexual magic that is battery operated.

The episode begins with a caution… actually more of a warning… an urgent warning: stop playing with your balls in public!

BOMT righteously attempts to inspire you with the “Power Of Prayer” and the Godly intervention of the Big Dickwaller football game.

Lance Granit manages to pull himself away from the mirror, pause writing fan letters professing true love to himself , and speak on behalf of a charity that is paying him shit loads of money for him to speak on behalf of them.

Then another visit to Dr Gidday - Carbon Neutral environmentally responsible Liberal Doctor and the dream that, if we just get rid of ourselves and all living things, we may save the planet.

Become an observational comedian in Orville’s Academy Of Observational Humour. Anyone can do it, it’s as easy as saying something obvious like, “have you ever wanted to do something that anyone can do like being an observational comedian?”

And finally, on “Me and My Phobia”, we explore some really fucked up wackos… pardon us: people suffering from phobias and meet man with a thing for slutty orangutangs with no knickers.

Welcome/ warning intro
Theme music montage
Stop playing with your balls in public
The Power Of Prayer – The Big Game
Lance Granit Charity Appeal
Dr Gidday – Carbon Neutral environmentally responsible Liberal Doctor
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Orville’s Academy Of Observational Humour
Me And My Phobia
Closing Credits

BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) visits a unnamed multiverse that we cannot name because it was cancelled for being ‘uniphobic’ – phobic of everything in the universe that one can be phobic about. If we mention the name of this cancelled universe we will be cancelled across every platform of the multiverse.

BOMT begins the episode by asking a question, the answer to which being the key to accomplishing anything in this universe: “Who do I have to fuck to get anything done around here?” BOMT will reveal the name of the man you have to fuck to get anything done and if you have to give assplay as well.

BOMT introduces three notoriously politically incorrect comedians, their strategies for not being cancelled, and whether or not their balls can be reattached.

BOMT’s answer to painful swollen roids is the new Haemmeroff inflatable underpants.

While on the subject of colossal pains in the ass - everyone’s least favourite Tiktok influencer, The Prat Prankster, is back influencing the public to beat the shit out him for his obnoxious pranks.

Sammy The Toothpick returns with another condensed classic as he tackles condensing ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’, leaving the king without clothes and exposing his tiny dinky in a mere ten seconds.

In this week’s episode of ‘The Unknown Hitler’, we examine Hitler’s obsession with young German boys in lederhosen and his infamous “Just look at Göring wearing those lederhosen, wear those lederhosen you hot German Nazi bitch general!” speech that defined WW2.

We end the episode with a warning to those movie spoilers who do not responsibly use spoiler alerts (especially you Eleanor) with the tragic Psycho spoiler incident of 1960.

BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) scrubs its private parts with industrial cleaner after it visits the universe “Fukhorse”, where humans love animals… just a little too much. Let’s not delve into this further… we’ll just say they love animals a little too much.

BOMT begins the episode by examining why you may love animals a bit too much with the question, “Do you have low sexual self-esteem?” If you are on your knees giving head to a well-hung sewer rat of no fixed abode – this question has already been answered.

BOMT brings you the latest breakthrough in medicine: The Spine Removal Institute. Cure backache by simply removing your spine, a treatment not available to politicians and certain other groups born without one.

In ‘Live Like An Animal’– our resident Instagram naturist learns from the animals and is careful not to lift his leg and pee on our camera equipment.

Finally, a frustrated and horny Disney animator prepares for a rodent gang bang with Mini Mouse.