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America

By: Dennis Vanderkerken, Dakota Krout
Narrated by: John Pirhalla
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Modern day. Cars! Computers! Streaming?

Hello Everyone! This is Wholesome Grandpa streaming, on for more learning and reading. Today we'll be watching with Grandpa to figure out what things are in today's segment of "what are things?" After that, I will be reading to you for an hour. Then we shall be playing games, and we will frag that noob this time! But first, the news!

In Grandpa times, we continue to struggle to find a good place to live, to become a real Cultivator again, and the clock on the Heavenlies is running out. Then there's the whole prospect of the Chains of Chaos completely unraveling at great cost to local reality. I'm going to need yet another pillow for the pile.

In worldly news, daily life proves to be difficult as most Cultivators prove that they can't hold down a normal job. You can do it, people! I believe in you!

That's all for the news. Now everyone strap in and prepare your backseats. We're taking our scheduled break, and will come back storming out of the gate to the usual beat. Same wholesome Grandpa place, same wholesome Grandpa time!

©2024 Dakota Krout (P)2024 Mountaindale Press

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I can’t wait for the next one.

As always I’m blown away. I love how you get to see Artorian react to modern day technology and ideas. The chapter with him discussing self love was probably my absolute favourite part of the whole book.

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AA 18 - The Good, The Bad and The Love

Granted first off i know that this was supposed to be the kick off of the “endgame” or apotheosis of artorian triumph. granted at the start of the book i had many laughs and was happy to see A and A live life. but as the story progressed the tangents just kept getting more boring and boring. i feel like some of the side stories could of been one offs or a anthology all of their own.

i had a lot of wanting to see where this book went and when cultivation stated back up again i was happy but the cliff it was left on to not touch on the subject again at all in the late chapters of the book was a bit disappointing. and then the end bbeg well that was way out of left field like oooh peice of candy, oooh peice of candy, oooh giant left shark, huh left shark why are you here, was there a continuity break some how, what in the cal!

its nice to know our white beard is back again but the train of thought is derailed several miles back and the gnome with the train wooden train whistle going choo choo isnt helping. i would of been more happy if the bbeg was a heir of zeni but that would be too much it seems.

so sorry daktoa and Dennis but as the story kept flipping direction i think ill have to give this book a 4 out of five and say its the less read version of AA as i think 17 was more concise in telling then 18

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