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Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts
- Narrated by: Sally Adams
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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Publisher's summary
Imagine that Jane Austen had written the opening line of her satirical novel Pride and Prejudice this way: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good romp and a good wife - although not necessarily from the same person or from the opposite sex." In Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts Mr. Darcy has never been more devilish and the seemingly chaste Elizabeth never more turned on. The entire cast of characters from Austen's classic is here in this rewrite that goes all the way. This time Mr. Bingley and his sister both have designs on Mr. Darcy's manhood; Elizabeth's bff Charlotte marries their family's strange relation and stumbles upon a secret world of feminine relations more to her liking; and, in this telling, men are not necessarily the only dominating sex. And of course there's some good old fashioned bodice ripping that shows no pride or prejudice and reveals hot hidden lusts in every page-turning chapter.
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- L. Percival
- 02-06-12
Don't buy this book!
This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?
This book was a particularly bad p and p redo. I couldn't finish it
What was most disappointing about Mitzi Szereto’s story?
It sounds like your granny is reading it
Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Sally Adams?
I don't think you could find anyone who would want to be connected to this book. It's too embarrassing to read
What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?
Major disappointment
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Don't waste your money
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- perhyl
- 02-12-15
Appalling
Would you try another book from Mitzi Szereto and/or Sally Adams?
Both author and narrator are awful
What was most disappointing about Mitzi Szereto’s story?
The entirity of the story
How did the narrator detract from the book?
Hard to believe but I think the author lent even less than the words
If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts?
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Do not waste your money
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- Lulu
- 02-16-12
Could not finish. Really, really bad.
No, really. It was bad. Awful. Worse than I expected and my expectations were low. I bought it more out of curiosity, not expecting much. And I wasn't disappointed,
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- Kimberly Hokenson
- 01-04-20
Ridiculous.
This book is unreadable. The concept is great, but the story is so ridiculous it's cringeworthy.
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- Kerilynn Rice
- 07-22-24
HORRIBLE!!!!!
if I could give it a zero rating I risky would. this book was absolutely horribly ridiculous I hate that I a credit on it. the author tried to make it a farce comedy but there was absolutely NOTHING funny about this book. and the narrator made it even worse if thats possible. never again will I buy a book by this author or narrator.
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