Christopher has decided it’s time to bulk up: no more being the small guy. He gets himself a gym membership and a big tub of Hulk Diet Protein Powder. But his gym journey isn’t complete without his new friend and gym partner, Alan, who has also lived his whole life as the "small guy". Alan’s all-in as well, with his own giant tub of Hulk Diet. Then, he begins to notice strange feelings, and strange urges.

Prom is approaching, and Jeremy has his eye on Amanda. Well, every guy has his eye on Amanda, and a few of the girls too. She’s the hottest girl in school, so Jeremy doesn’t actually think he has a shot.

Kenny has a bully problem: a bad bully problem. Every day is torment, until a new girl arrives at the school. Alex is tall, athletic, and beautiful—and she doesn’t take crap from anyone. When she sees Kenny being targeted by the school’s meanest bullies, she puts her foot down—right into the face of the meanest of them all. And just like that, the bad boys are too afraid to pester Kenny. Now, school life for Kenny isn’t looking so grim. It seems like he’s in the clear, until Alex reveals to him that there is something she wants from the young, petite-framed man.

Danny was sure he was going to get the big promotion at work—and then his boss tells him that it’s gone to someone else: Deakins. No, Deakins doesn’t have the numbers that Danny has, but Deakins has a wife, and the company’s clients have wives who want other wives to mingle with at events and company getaways. Stunned, Danny sinks into despair. Finding a woman has always been a struggle with his demanding work schedule. He makes great money… but no woman seems to want a man who spends most of his waking hours at the office.

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