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500 citações de humor
- Narrated by: Fábio Godinho
- Length: 1 hr and 53 mins
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A inteligência e a esperteza nunca são aborrecidas. Seleccionámos para si 500 citações dos autores mais espirituosos de sempre, de Oscar Wilde a Groucho Marx, George Bernard Shaw, Albert Einstein com a ajuda de Woody Allen. Desfrute destas pérolas de humor para alegrar o seu dia com uma boa gargalhada, descubra comentários e piadas inestimáveis para surpreender os seus amigos e inimigos, e aperte as mãos com as maiores mentes. Estas 500 citações estão entre as mais divertidas e profundas, desde comentários inteligentes a trocadilhos incrivelmente elegantes; deixe-os inspirar-vos, e que possam vir com muitas mais.
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