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Can’t Touch This
- A Supernatural Action Adventure Opera (War of the Angels, Book 6)
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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“Under your watch, Lilith and her dumbass human brought the living nightmare into my home and it attacked me. Your plan didn’t just fail, it failed catastrophically.”
Amazon Top 100 Best-Selling Author
Why is it that humanity can have their heroes, and another portion of humanity will have to hate and fear them? There is an army growing, and it isn't one that supports good, but rather supports...something else.
Pandora believes that not supporting donuts is a good enough reason to label them evil.
Angie's learning the saying "idle hands are the devils workshop” is twice as important if the hands are big and blue.
Someone in hell is thinking of a takeover. With Lucifer out of the way, how would the demons play?
Kick back for a fun, supernatural, action-packed adventure that will have you yelling for the good guys and laughing at the arguments between Katie and...her.
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It’s the end of the 21st century, and Hunter McNeil is your average, ordinary, ex-Army Ranger with superpowers. He’s serving time unjustly in a Supermax for supervillains when a botched prison break puts him in the crosshairs of an Army general who runs the Super-Powered Combatants Corp. Turns out a coordinated strike has put supervillains in charge of every major city in the world, and Hunter is the only hope at restoring order. And so Hunter sets out to do what he does best: kill supervillains. Save the world. And build a harem of smokin’ hot, super-powered women to help him.
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Half Literary Porn
- By ReWrite from Shadow on 01-18-21
By: A.J. Markam
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Battle Miner
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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When I got the letter, I couldn't believe it. When I drove down the highway, I still couldn't believe it. And when I got there? I finally realized I had a purpose: breaking rocks with my crazy new roommates.
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Great start
- By Austin Verm on 03-21-23
By: Kirk Mason
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Fractured Souls
- By: E. A. Copen
- Narrated by: Matt Cowlrick, Erin DeWard
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Rogue wizard Josiah Quinn never met a rule he wouldn’t break. Even though he knows he’ll face plenty of backlash from both good and evil, he braves the fires of Hell to spring Satan’s captive daughter. But before they return to their lives, he’s got to track down the missing pieces of her soul.... As he attempts to unite the fragmented spirit of the succubus by his side, Josiah has one little problem: a power-hungry wizard aiming to rule the underworld.
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It grew on me - and I'm not done with this series
- By JEN on 06-30-20
By: E. A. Copen
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The Coffin Hotel Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Erik Weir
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Ron d'Vous
- Length: 25 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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All I wanted was a burrito. My name is Brandon Ferryman. I went out one night to get a burrito. Who knew that such a simple thing would change my life, or end it? I woke up on the side of the road with some pumpkin-headed monster saying he was the god of death, fate, and justice. I was chosen to run a very special establishment. A place that lay between worlds. A place called the Coffin Hotel. Now I have to fight monsters, free spirits, and run a mystical hotel. I'm clearly not qualified, but when has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything.
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Delightful Surprise
- By Michael W Ritter on 10-08-24
By: Erik Weir
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You Need a Bigger Sword
- A Gamelit Fantasy RPG Novel
- By: Natalie Grey, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Enter the world of Metamorphosis Online, a fully immersive video game where players compete for spots in the Global Top 10 - ranks that actually pay you to play the game. Gracie doesn't play the game to make money...at first. Broke, single, and working a crappy job as a blackjack dealer, Gracie's just blowing off steam and having fun. Can playing a new type of immersive game help her overcome real-life issues, or will it cause more problems?
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soundtrack
- By Kindle Customer on 02-08-20
By: Natalie Grey, and others
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The Scarlet Dragon Saga, Books 1-3
- An Urban Fantasy Adventure
- By: J.P. Rice
- Narrated by: Liz Brand
- Length: 19 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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The slumbering dragon has awakened. Ten years ago in a demonic underworld, my enemies almost killed me. With the help of a disguised demon serving his own agenda, I survived. Barely...After a decade off the supernatural grid, I needed to sip from Goibniu's Chalice of Agelessness to restore my eternal youth. What started as a quick trip changed dramatically when Goibniu uttered those two magic words...Retirement was fun while it lasted.
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Good Series
- By Daniel Delgado on 04-23-20
By: J.P. Rice
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Dragon Oracle Omnibus
- Dragon Oracle, Book 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Davie is a normal girl trying to live a normal life. Except that she can see the future and has visions that make her seem crazy. When she meets a man who immediately seems too perfect to be real, her quest for a normal life quickly ends. She soon learns the world is full of mythical creatures including shape-shifting dragons, dwarves, and mystical oracles. Can Davie adapt to the new world that has dropped her into the middle of a mythical war that could tear the world apart?
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Not a reverse harem!
- By BrandyDalton on 11-23-20
By: Jada Fisher
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The Archangel: An Azrael Story
- The Soul Summoner Companion Stories, Book 3
- By: Elicia Hyder
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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The Archangel of Death is the master of taking human life. But keeping mortals alive? Not exactly Azrael's forte. For thousands of years, Azrael’s greatest enemy has been silent. Leaving him in relative peace for the first time since the great angel war. Now that silence has been broken, and the Morning Star has returned with a dangerous ultimatum: Azrael can join, or watch everything he loves be destroyed. Two lives hang in the balance - Azrael’s beloved human wife, Nadine, and their unborn, part-angel son...Warren.
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Phenomenal!
- By Sam on 04-02-20
By: Elicia Hyder
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Blink
- A Paragon Society Novella
- By: David Delaney
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Fireball blasting battle-mages, shapeshifting soccer moms, and a best friend who is more than happy to throw punches now and ask questions later-Wyatt Murphy is in for a supernatural thrill ride of reality-bending proportions.
By: David Delaney
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The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar
- Sam Quinn Series, Book 1
- By: Seana Kelly
- Narrated by: Samantha Desz
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. I'm Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd in charge. I run my business by one simple rule: Everyone needs a good book and a stiff drink, be they vampire, wicche, demon, or fae. No wolves, though. Ever. I serve the supernatural community of San Francisco. We've been having some problems lately. Okay, I'm the one with the problems. The broken body of a female werewolf washed up on my doorstep. What makes sweat pool at the base of my spine, though, is realizing the scars she bears are identical to the ones I conceal.
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potential emotional triggers
- By Sharon on 06-21-21
By: Seana Kelly
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Myth Protector
- Myth Protector, Book 1
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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All I wanted to do was take a break from college to check out LegendFest, some good ol' cosplay, and maybe find a lady to hit it off with. My life took a new direction, though, when I found out myths like Red Riding Hood are real, and they’re in an ongoing war against evil to save us all. More than that, they are being hunted, mistaken as humanity's enemy. They need a mortal to serve as their protector, someone to keep them out of harm's way while leading the battle against the likes of the Big Bad Wolf, Baba Yaga, and other evil legends. Now, I am that protector.
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Sex obsessed author
- By Michael H on 03-15-21
By: Jamie Hawke
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Goddess with a Blade
- By: Lauren Dane
- Narrated by: Eve Bianco
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Rowan Summerwaite is no ordinary woman. Physical vessel to the Celtic goddess Brigid and raised by the leader of the Vampire Nation, she's a supercharged hunter with the power to slay any vampire who violates the age-old treaty. A recent string of murders has her at odds with Las Vegas's new Scion, the arrogant and powerful Clive Stewart. The killings have the mark of Vampire all over them, and Rowan warns Clive to keep his people in line - or she'll mete out her own brand of justice.
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Average
- By Leesa on 03-26-13
By: Lauren Dane
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- MSG50
- 12-06-21
Another notch in the sword
Emily impressed me with all the different languages that are part of the books. No one does it better than her in many others.
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