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Jock Blocked

By: Pippa Grant
Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jacob Morgan
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She can’t let him score...

Call it superstition, but when a guy bats as hot as Brooks Elliott, you don’t mess with what’s working. And what’s working is him keeping his pants zipped and doing all of his scoring on the field.

So when I hear he’s planning to ditch his V-card now that he’s been traded to baseball’s lovable losers - a.k.a. my home team and my reason for living every March through October - I do what any rational, dedicated, obsessed fan would do.

I make a plan to stop him.

But the thing about stopping him is that it requires spending time with him.

Lots. And lots. And lots of time.

And the more time I spend with him, the more I like him. Not as the guy who’s going to help save my favorite team and finally bring home a championship ring, but as the guy who’s helping me in my quest to bring back the team’s old mascot. Who also loves making pancake and bacon sandwiches. And who would do almost anything for his love of the game.

But after all this time of jock blocking him…do I even have a chance?

And if I do, are we both destined to a life of celibacy in the name of winning?

Jock Blocked is a home run of a feel-good romantic comedy featuring the world’s most superstitious sports fan, baseball’s oldest virgin hero, a rogue meatball, an adorable puppy with a cussing problem, and the best lovable losers. It stands alone and comes with a happily ever after more satisfying than a game-winning grand slam.

©2020 Pippa Grant (P)2020 Pippa Grant
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Another winner from Pippa Grant!


I am missing baseball right now. So much! This book was the perfect thing to take my mind off what's happening in our world AND bring me some baseball!
The craziness that is Brooks and his Kenzie are so perfectly perfect!
The pick up game! Oh. My. Gosh. I laughed until I cried! Cocoa Puffs collar! The text messages! The dads! Meaty and Spike and Glow! Jacob Morgan and Andi Arndt brought it to LIFE!
So many many times, I laughed out loud.
I loved this book so much and I can't wait for more!

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So Much Fun!!

I Loved It! Pippa Grant has done it again! And, Of Course, Andi and Jacob were absolutely wonderful!!! I needed a pick me up, and this did the trick! The characters were great and the story was so funny!! Can you buy talking dog collars? This was worth every penny and then some!!!!

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Made me so Happy!

Pippa you did it again. I smiled and laughed all though Jock Blocked. The humor with craziness and touch of humanity. Beautiful.

Andi and Jacob, the best yet. Love it when I see that your the narrators and you didn’t disappoint.

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All Star narration! These two never strike out!

Great idea for a story. Super cute. It was over six hours into the story before they actually “slide into home.” I wanted some lovin’ done a lot sooner. Over all a great listen! Enjoy!

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A hilarious romantic comedy with the best narrating duo!

In love and laughing all at the same time with book!!! I have never laughed so hard for a romantic comedy, it was THAT GOOD!! It is jam packed with so much hilarious commentary and banter! The first chapter will have you instantly hooked on Brooks and Mackenzie but also cracking up at the same time! A must read book that has the best dialogue and sweetest romance!

We learned back in “America’s Geekheart” that Mackenzie Montana is the Copper Valley Fireballs biggest fan, who are the worst team in baseball. She will do any and all superstitions to help them win….and that includes making sure Brooks Elliot, the Fireballs newest player, stays a virgin. “But if you lose your virginity, you’ll never be able to hit a ball again.” It’s a secret he didn’t know anyone knew, but the storyline that ensues is simply brilliant! It’s unique, fascinating, entertaining, charming, and so easy to read!

The audio for this book is hands down phenomenal! Jacob Morgan and Andi Arndt were the perfect duo for the performance of this narrative! Each line of the dialogue showed so much expression and emotion that I was literally laughing out loud! One of my favorite narratives by the two of them!

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Adorable and hilarious

I laughed so hard throughout this book, but also teared up a couple of times. This was perfectly written. One of my favorites.

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Sweet & sexy slow-burn!!!

I love this book! Pippa Grant just keeps upping her game! If you have read America’s Sweetheart, you met MacKenzie as Sara’s best friend & Copper Valley Fireballs fanatic. In Jock Blocked, the baseball superstitions continue and get even better!

Brooks Elliot has been traded to the Fireballs from his hometown team and hates the move. Mackenzie is the Fireballs’ most tenacious fan and she’ll do anything to help her team win, including cock block the team’s newest acquisition.

Elliot family text messages, Pippaverse character cameos, and lots of Cooper Rock add extra charm to this romcom. Fireballs Mascot shenanigans will make you laugh out loud! Jock Blocked is genuinely sweet, heartfelt, hilarious, and hot!

Andi Arndt and Jacob Morgan are an incredible duo! From a talking dog collar to “drunk” singing, Jacob’s talent shines through. Andi’s performance of MacKenzie is perfection.

“I’m damn well gonna have my cake and eat it too. And in case you’re wondering, you’re my cake. You will always be my cake.”

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Drunk Brooks is the best!

Whenever I need a good laugh I ‘open’ a Pippa Grant book. As soon as I heard who the narrators would be for the audiobook I knew I had to listen to it first before I read it. I’m so freakin glad I did. Jacob Morgan as Brooks... does it get better than that?! Andi Arndt as Mackenzie... perfection.

Now let’s get to the story... first of all I feel like this is my dream life. I’m a HUGE baseball fan... Go Cardinals! Some may say I’m obsessed which is exactly why I can totally relate to Mackenzie. Her love for all things Fireballs draws you in. Brooks is the 30 year old virgin who was recently acquired by the worst team in baseball. Superstitions abound and the antics are typical Pippa and I’m here for it. The bonus epilogues are everything you didn’t know you wanted and more.

Word to the wise: don’t read/listen if you hide your snorts. Baseball and Pippa... sign me up! Now I need Cooper’s book!

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Gahhh sooo good.

Jacob Morgan is so good, I can feel every machine he is trying to convey. Great story, Pippa Grant gives a good mix of sexy and funny. Slow burn and not my favorite but Pippa made it work. Jacob Morgan helped!

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funny hard to stop listening to

I loved and will listen to it again. It was funny and held my interest the whole time.

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