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One year of post-doctorate research separates me from the career that will get me the heck out of Rhode Island and away from my obtrusive parents.
I expected Dr. Greyson Bedford, a sexy British professor from Oxford University, to upend life on campus, but I didn’t expect him to do the same with my heart.
Despite his persistence, I keep to myself, but when a migraine strikes at work and I have no one else to turn to, he gives me something unexpected: a connection I haven’t felt in years. His touch opens a conduit to my past and the accident that almost robbed me of my dreams.
I swore I’d never let anything get in my way again, especially a brash heartthrob who will return to England at the end of the school year.
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Suddenly Royal
- By: Nichole Chase
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 501
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 447
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Story4 out of 5 stars 452
Samantha Rousseau is used to getting her hands dirty. Working on a master's degree in wildlife biology while helping take care of her sick father, she has no time for celebrity gossip, designer clothes, or lazy vacations. So when a duchess from the small country of Lilaria invites her to dinner, Samantha assumes it's to discuss a donation for the program. The truth will change the course of her life in ways she never dreamed...
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4 out of 5 stars
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Suddenly an enjoyable listen!
- By Samantha on 10-28-16
By: Nichole Chase
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Beautiful Oblivion
- Maddox Brothers, Book 1
- By: Jamie McGuire
- Narrated by: Phoebe Strole
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,273
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,152
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,150
Trenton Maddox was the king of Eastern State University, dating co-eds before he even graduated high school. His friends wanted to be him, and women wanted to tame him, but after a tragic accident turned his world upside down, Trenton leaves campus to come to grips with the crushing guilt. Eighteen months later, Trenton is living at home with his widower father, and works full-time at a local tattoo parlor to help with the bills. Just when he thinks his life is returning to normal, he notices Cami sitting alone at a table at The Red.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Boring, Cliched, Annoying
- By Allison on 07-14-14
By: Jamie McGuire
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Dare Me
- A Dare Me Novel
- By: Rebecca Shea
- Narrated by: Kas Vadim, Savannah Peachwood
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 245
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 219
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 218
Five coworkers. Four drinks. Three glances. Two fleeting smiles. One dare. A dare that will change my life. That's all it takes to send me plummeting into the arms of the mysterious Holt Hamilton. Behind his crystal blue eyes is a secret, one that screams danger but calls to me anyway. My name is Saige Phillips. I never walk away from a dare.
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5 out of 5 stars
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THIS WAS SO SO MUCH MORE THAN I DARED HOPE FOR
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 06-11-16
By: Rebecca Shea
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From Dust
- Portland, ME Series
- By: Freya Barker
- Narrated by: Brian Rodgers, Lorelei Avalon
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 56
In the dark alley of a pub, the words "Please don't" take hold of her heart and break the silence she seeks. Thinking herself beyond redemption, she tentatively grabs on to the slim thread of hope that unfolds inside of her. Holding her secrets close, she can't resist the comforting draw coming from The Skipper. The unconditional friendships it offers, the protective roof it provides, and the spark that its owner ignites in her - melting the frost off her heart, and slowly stripping away her resistance.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not quit for me
- By Pippy Longstockings on 01-16-18
By: Freya Barker
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Absinthe
- By: Winter Renshaw
- Narrated by: Douglas Berger, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 156
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 148
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 148
The name on the screen was "Absinthe". But I knew her as the sultry voice blowing up my phone for late-night chats about Proust and Hemingway interspersed between the filthiest little...mutually satisfying exchanges...I'd ever experienced in my life. We'd never met. Until the day she walked into my office, her cherry lips wrapped around a candy apple sucker and an all too familiar voice that said, "You wanted to see me, Principal Hawthorne?"
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5 out of 5 stars
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The perfect trifecta
- By Nicole B. on 11-09-17
By: Winter Renshaw
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Anything You Can Do
- By: R.S. Grey
- Narrated by: Kimberly Roelle, Joshua Kumler
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,029
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 961
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 957
Lucas Thatcher has always been my enemy. It's been a decade since I've seen him, but our years on opposite coasts were less of a lasting peace and more of a temporary cease-fire. Now that we're both back in our small town, I know Lucas expects the same old war, but I've changed since high school - and from the looks of it, so has he. The arrogant boy who was my teenage rival is now a chiseled doctor armed with intimidating good looks.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Annoying and Unconvincing
- By Melissa on 10-16-17
By: R.S. Grey
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Misadventures of a City Girl
- Misadventures, Book 1
- By: Meredith Wild, Chelle Bliss
- Narrated by: Jennifer Mack, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,110
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,009
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,014
Fresh off a divorce from a Hollywood hotshot, Madison Atwood needs an escape. With the paparazzi fresh on her heels and her love life splashed on every tabloid, she runs away to a swanky retreat in Northern California. Avalon Springs is the mountainside haven she needs to find herself again. Luke Dawson lives off the grid, preferring solitude to society. When he finds a beautiful woman soaking in the hot springs on his property, he can't stop himself from watching her. She captures his attention, but she's just a city girl - a beautiful distraction disturbing the peace.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Ugh!
- By Cathy Landerman on 09-21-17
By: Meredith Wild, and others
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Playing by Heart
- By: JB Salsbury
- Narrated by: Lee Samuels, Jennifer Mack
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 397
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 370
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 369
Jesse Lee is the worst! He’s a multi-millionaire, triple-platinum-selling, Grammy-Award-winning man-slut - a worldly, self-indulgent heathen. I wouldn’t sleep with him if he were our last chance to ensure survival of the human race. The only reason I put up with him is because he’s my boss’s brother. Playing by Heart is an enemies-to-lovers romance where opposites not only attract, they ignite.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A GOOD ENEMIES-LOVERS ROLLERCOASTER
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 05-10-19
By: JB Salsbury
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Love Lessons
- Love Lessons Series, Book 1
- By: Heidi Cullinan
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 540
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 512
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 513
Walter Lucas doesn't believe in storybook love. Everyone is better off having as much fun as possible with as many people as possible - except his shy, sad little sack of a roommate is seriously screwing up his world view. As Walter sets out to lure Kelly out of his shell, staying just friends is harder than he anticipated. He discovers love is a crash course in determination. To make the grade, he'll have to finally show up for class - and overcome his own private fear that love was never meant to last.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Sweet story
- By Riva on 03-04-15
By: Heidi Cullinan
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Jack & Sadie
- By: JB Salsbury
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Russell, Blake Richard
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 64
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 56
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Story4 out of 5 stars 54
Sadie Slade was the love of my life. I left for college promising her I’d be back in four years. She stayed behind promising me she’d wait. We both broke our promises. When we bump into each other five years later, my feelings for her come rushing to the surface. I want her back. She wants me gone. How quickly my Sadie Girl has forgotten - I’ve never been the type of man who accepts defeat. No matter the cost.
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3 out of 5 stars
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3.5 STARS - IT WAS OK
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 11-05-19
By: JB Salsbury
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The Perfect Illusion
- By: Winter Renshaw
- Narrated by: Holly Chandler, Matthew Holland
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 363
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 331
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Story4 out of 5 stars 330
I'm in the midst of scrawling "I quit!" onto his fancy cardstock letterhead when my boss corners me. He needs a favor, he says. And then he asks how well I can act. Hudson Rutherford needs a fiancée. With his old-moneyed parents forcing him to marry some bratty hotel heiress and his hedonistic, playboy lifestyle at stake, the only way to get them to back off is to make them think he's truly, madly, deeply in love...with me - his third personal assistant this year. But I can hardly stand working for him as it is.
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5 out of 5 stars
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suprised
- By Suzy on 04-20-18
By: Winter Renshaw
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- Crystal S.
- 04-01-24
3 Stars
I don't know that I particularly loved this story, but I DID really love the realistic portrayal of the heroines migraines and post-concussion syndrome. I could relate so completely with her pain, and it gave me the connection that I was missing from the relationship end of things. It was great to see Simon and his family, there was good interaction there. I listened to the audiobook, and it was very well done, love the accent.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Kindle Customer
- 10-14-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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Story2 out of 5 stars
- Sky
- 01-24-24
Argh.... Soooo draggy...
It was a cute story.. With no really story.. just basic life issues.
4 hour book.. took me weeks to finish. Never kept my interested.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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- Bookcat
- 12-08-21
Not bad.
New author for me. This was a nice listen, some hot scenes. Love the narrators.
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