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My Guy Died

By: Dan Neilan
Narrated by: Patti Harrison, Tim Heidecker, Ravi Patel, Amy Sedaris, Baron Vaughn, Danny Pudi, Poppy Liu, full cast
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Publisher's summary

Boy (Tim Heidecker) is a dog who is tired of being held back by humans. When he wakes one morning to find his owner dead, he assumes there’s no one left to stop him from achieving his goal of being a wild and majestic wolf. Unfortunately, he’s about to meet Rebecca (Patti Harrison), a lifelong slacker who is out to prove to her roommates (Poppy Liu and Danny Pudi) that she’s not a total loser by getting a job as a dog walker for a start-up called Bow-Now. Her plan to become an overnight success gets off to a rough start when she arrives at the home of her first client to find a rowdy golden retriever and a dead body on the ground.

Things go from bad to weird when Christof (Ravi Patel), the ex-child-celebrity founder of Bow-Now, activates a chip in Boy’s neck that gives him the ability to talk. Now, Rebecca is under pressure from the Bow-Now executive board (Amy Sedaris and Baron Vaughn) to deliver this ornery talking dog to the company headquarters without anyone finding out about his special ability. While Boy would rather focus on getting as far from humans as possible to achieve his wolf dream.

Bad driving, betrayals, and a whole lot of butt sniffing ensue as Boy and Rebecca race across the state in pursuit of what they want. Or, at least, what they think they want. 

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About the Creator

Dan Neilan is a longtime contributor to The Onion, the nation’s leading satirical news publication, and a onetime contributor to its sister-site Clickhole. He has written, directed, and performed sketch comedy in the Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival, SF Sketchfest, and countless dive bars that are likely closed now. His pilot, Bright Light, won Top Comedy in the Tracking Board’s 2019 Launch Pad Pilot Competition. Currently, he is a staff writer for the podcast Meditative Story, produced by WaitWhat. He lives in Los Angeles with his beautiful wife Elizabeth and their dog Maggie, who definitely doesn’t hate them...probably.

About the Performer

Tim can most recently be seen starring opposite Fred Armisen and John C. Reilly in A24 and Showtime’s new series, Moonbase 8, for which he co-wrote and co-produced alongside Fred, John, and Jonathan Krisel. Tim can currently be seen starring in Mister America on Hulu, which he wrote and executive produced. Last year, he was in Jordan Peele’s US, starring opposite Lupita Nyong’o, Elisabeth Moss, and Winston Duke.
Together with Eric Wareheim, Tim co-created and stars in the Adult Swim series Tom Goesto the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Tim & Eric’s Bedtime Stories, and most recently, Beef House. He is also working on his new half-hour series with A24, Moonbase 8, where he stars alongside John C. Reilly and Fred Armisen. He co-wrote all of the scripts with Armisen, Reilly, and Jonathan Krisel.
Tim starred as "Jack Decker" in his Adult Swim series, Decker, which he co-created with Gregg Turkington. Additional television credits include his memorable arc on the last season of HBO’s Eastbound and Down and guest spots on FX’s Man Seeking Women, Fox’s Bob's Burger, Comedy Central’s Drunk History, NBC’s Community and Netflix’s I Think You Should Leave.
On the feature side, Tim can be seen in Marvel's Ant Man & the Wasp, in the independent feature Flower, directed by Max Winkler and produced by Rough House Pictures and the independent feature, Brigsby Bear, opposite Mark Hamill, Kyle Mooney and Andy Samberg. His credits include The Comedy written and directed by Rick Alverson, Bridesmaid for Universal, and Vacation for New Line and the independent film, First Girl I Loved written and directed by Kerem Sanga.

About the Performer

Patti Harrison was recently nominated for the Independent Spirit Award for Best Female Lead in Nikole Beckwith’s Together Together, co-starring Ed Helms, which premiered at Sundance. She appeared opposite Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum in Paramount’s The Lost City.
Born and raised in rural Ohio, Patti began her career in the NYC comedy scene. After her first film role in 2017’s A Simple Favor, she’s made fans for her sociopathic character "Ruthie" on Hulu’s Shrill and various appearances on I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson, Made for Love, High Maintenance, Search Party, and The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon. She’s written on multiple series including two seasons of Big Mouth on Netflix.
She can currently be seen on the Marvel series She-Hulk on Disney+.

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Ravi Vasant Patel is an Emmy-nominated writer/director/actor.
Ravi is most well-known for co-directing and starring in Meet the Patels, a festival darling that has become one of the most streamed documentaries of the last ten years, which led to an offer to adapt it into a feature film with Fox Searchlight Pictures. His critically-acclaimed docuseries Ravi Patel’s Pursuit of Happiness premiered In September 2020 on HBO Max. Ravi acts as host, along with his loved ones, taking the audience across the globe while exploring life’s most pressing questions. Ravi is also creator and star of docuseries How to Tell a Joke in India (produced by Will’s Smith’s Westbrook), which explores (pre-pandemic) the the fastest-growing comedy scene in the world. He is currently under a development deal with Disney+ as a creator/ executive producer of documentaries and doc series.
As an actor, Ravi is known for his roles in Master of None, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Scrubs, Grey’s Anatomy, Children’s Hospital, and Transformers. He’s also known for his leading roles in Come as You Are (95% Rotten Tomatoes), Long Shot (Seth Rogen/Charlize Theron), and most recently his roles in Wonder Woman 1984, and Lionsgate’s The Valet. This year, he wrapped production on Harold and the Purple Crayon (based on the popular children’s book), Showtime’s Three Women (based on the New York Times best-seller), and FX’s Justified. He is currently in production on a Christmas movie for Disney.
Formerly an investment banker and cofounder of a poker company, Ravi most recently co-founded This Saves Lives alongside actors Todd Grinell, Kristen Bell, and Ryan Devlin. Sold in Starbucks nationwide, TSL donates a meal packet for every granola bar they sell. He is also formerly an advisor and board member to multiple food, health and wellness start-ups.
Ravi is based in Nashville with his wife (a therapist) and five-year-old daughter (also a therapist).

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Amy Sedaris is a comedian, actress, and best-selling author. She is the creator, writer, and star of the Emmy-nominated show At Home with Amy Sedaris. Most recently, Amy can be seen in the hit Disney+ show The Mandalorian. Her other TV work includes Strangers with Candy, which she created and starred in, and BoJack Horseman, for which she voiced the character of Princess Carolyn. She is the author of the books I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence and Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People!, and the co-author of several stage plays. Photographed by Danielle St. Laurent.

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Baron Vaughn is a skilled talent both on and off the stage and camera. He can be seen acting alongside Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin on Netflix’s Grace & Frankie in the role of "Bud" with all 7 seasons currently streaming. He is the voice of iconic robot "Tom Servo" in the latest incarnation of Mystery Science Theater 3000 also streaming on Netflix and the Gizmoplex. He made a very personal documentary titled Fatherless with award winning director Dawn Porter. He was the co-creator and co-host of acclaimed Comedy Central variety series The New Negroes with Baron Vaughn and Open Mike Eagle.
Baron has performed stand-up comedy for 20 years. He has 2 comedy recordings Raised by Cable and Blaxistential Crisis, performed on Comedy Central in his own Half Hour, as well as The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail. He’s also appeared on HBO's 2 Dope Queens, Showtime's SXSW Comedy, and TBS’ Conan (twice). On top of headlining major clubs and colleges all over the US, Baron's performed at Just for Laughs (Montreal), Life Is Beautiful (Las Vegas), and the New York Comedy Festival among others. Baron and Open Mike also toured the live version of The New Negroes to festivals, clubs and theaters across the country.
Baron’s directorial debut, the short film So Much To Do featuring Toni Trucks, can be seen as part of the horror anthology, Scare Package, on Shudder. Photographed by Mandee Johnson

About the Performer

Danny Pudi is an actor and writer with a wide range of experience in film, television and on stage. He currently stars in AppleTV+'s Mythic Quest opposite Rob McElhenney. Other series regular starring roles include DC Comics’ Powerless for Warner Brothers/NBC, the JAX Media independent pilot Berlin as well as notable roles on TBS’ The Guest Book, TruTV’s Misfits and Monsters and FX’s Better Things. Danny’s break-out role was on the critically acclaimed series Community on NBC and Yahoo, which earned him a "Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series" nomination at the Critic’s Choice Awards.
In film, Pudi has had numerous leading roles, including Walt Disney Pictures’ Flora and Ulysses, The Tiger Hunter opposite Karen David and John Heder, Warner Brothers' Good Girls Get High, and the recently released Babysplitters. Most notably, he stars opposite John Hamm in Corner Office and will also be seen in the upcoming feature American Dreamer opposite Peter Dinklage, both premiering at the prestigious Tribeca Film Festival in 2022. Pudi's voice work includes lead roles in Sony Pictures Animation’s Smurfs: The Lost Village (Brainy Smurf) and Disney's DuckTales (Huey).
Pudi made his directorial debut with the ESPN 30 for 30 documentary short Untucked, which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival, and directed an episode of the upcoming season of Mythic Quest.
On stage, Danny's credits include Shabash an evening of South Asian Theatre at The Lincoln Center (2018), the Off-Broadway musical Found (Atlantic Theatre), Huck & Holden (LA’s, Black Dahlia Theatre), and NBC's Diversity Showcase (Falcon Theatre). Originally from Chicago, Pudi studied comedy at The Second City Conservatory and in his spare time he enjoys running, drinking too much coffee and spending time with family.

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A first-generation Chinese American, this is the latest high-profile project for Liu since she broke out in the role of Kiki on the Emmy-winning HBO Max series Hacks. Liu most recently starred in AMC's anthology series Tales of the Walking Dead with Anthony Edwards. Coming up, Liu will star in the Amazon series adaptation of Dead Ringers starring Rachel Weisz, season two of AppleTV+'s The Afterparty opposite Sam Richardson and Zoe Chao, the Disney+'s series American Born Chinese, Hulu/Disney+ International’s Wedding Season, and the Hulu animated series Standing By with Dan Levy.
She is repped by Buchwald, Framework Entertainment and Schreck Rose.

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Kimmy is an actor, writer, director, and producer whose debut feature, Good On Paper, written by and starring Iliza Shlesinger, premiered on Netflix in summer 2021. She and her writing partner Alison Becker set up their project Girlworld at Amazon with Red Hour producing and they most recently wrote the Paramount comedy feature Bridal Recall with Weed Road producing. On the TV side, she recently shot a block of Up Here for Hulu and is heading over to Flatch on FBC. Previously, she shot an episodes of Ghosts for CBS, BIG LEAP for Fox, Single Drunk Female for Freeform, multiples of Tina Fey’s series Girls5eva on Peacock, and split the season of Babysitter's Club for Netflix with one other director. Previously, Kimmy has directed for Netflix and Apple and The CW with an episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Prior to that she directed and produced the entire season of Will Gluck/Olive Bridge’s interactive series Timeline. Her short film Consent won the 2019 JustForLaughs Eat My Shorts competition, and her short Control premiered at the Palm Springs Film festival and won four LA Shorts Awards. Kimmy has also directed the Clio Award-Winning Comedy Central digital series Junketeers, Rachel Bloom’s Ladyboss for Vanity Fair, and I Don't Care About Award Shows which opened up the 2017 Creative Arts Emmys.

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Fun! Lots of it!

When I saw TEAM COCO had a hand in this I jumped in the community pool of happiness and questionable water quality. Was not dissapointed. A fun story, wonderfully immersive, with some pretty good jokes!

If you don't know what Team Coco is, Google it.

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Fun listen.

This was a fun, quick listen. I was looking for something a little different I enjoyed it.

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Basically a Movie with some toilet humor

My Guy Died by Dan Neilan
1h 15m narrated by Patti Harrison, Tim Heidecker, Ravi Patel, Amy Sedaris, Baron Vaughn, Danny Pudi, Poppy Lui, full cast

Genre: Dark Humor

Featuring: Dog MC, Dog Walk, Golden Retriever, Technology, Profanity

Rating as a movie: R for adult content

My rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️½

My thoughts: I was expecting this to be a dud 10 minutes in but it improved greatly later on. Would make a cute movie. It's pretty much an audio show.

Recommend to others?: If you want something quick and funny, it works.

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Hilarious

This read was super funny! Too bad it was so short, I would have liked to read more.

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Funny story, if a bit sweary.

Got this on a whim because it was short, and it has a fabulous cast.

There are some laugh out loud moments, for me at least. Read into that what you will.

R-rated levels of swear words, so don't listen with kids - unless they're the surly, anti-authority type and you don't mind reinforcing that.

Better production than lots of other audio plays. It has just enough to get the point across without being obnoxious about it.

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Funny and sarcastic

Enjoyed the sarcasm. The dogs viewpoint. Although I imagine a dog's view would be even more scatological.. Also at a couple of points in the broadcast it was hard to hear because of overlaying dialog.

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Doggone Great Story

Humorous well written story from a man’s best friend point of view. It turns out that man’s best friend may not be in the way we all think
of them 🤔🤗

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Fabulous

This was unexpectedly hilarious
I definitely recommend this
I laughed so hard and loud
Good boy

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13 minutes in and I was done.

Perhaps I'm getting old but I just can't handle what sounds like way too much going on at once and the loud, almost yelling, dialogue. I do believe I may have enjoyed the short performance and story line had it been toned down. Fortunately, it was a free try.

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I love the dark humor

I love the dark sense of humor of this, but I also love that it is not too long, but also has a very clear storyline. I was just confused why it took her so long to call the cops lol.

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