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Nigel Patterson
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Alan Parks
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Seriously Mum, What's an Alpaca? is the frank and charming story of a brave couple who risk everything to move to Spain to breed alpacas. Their intention is to make a living, but first they must negotiate their way through the Spanish property market, local characters, rogue builders and the worst weather Andalucía has seen for 100 years.
Alan and Lorna experience the joy, but also the heartbreak of alpaca breeding, picking up an assortment of stray animals on the way.
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For almost a decade, Rachel Caine has turned her back on home, kept distant by family disputes and her work monitoring wolves on an Idaho reservation. But now, summoned by the eccentric Earl of Annerdale and his controversial scheme to reintroduce the grey wolf to the English countryside, she is back in the peat and wet light of the Lake District. The earl's project harks back to an ancient idyll of untamed British wilderness.
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Marvelous.
- By V on 05-27-15
By: Sarah Hall
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The Lightless Sky
- A Twelve-Year-Old Refugee's Harrowing Escape from Afghanistan and His Extraordinary Journey Across Half the World
- By: Gulwali Passarlay
- Narrated by: Assaf Cohen, Susan Duerden
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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In 2006, after his father was killed, Gulwali Passarlay was caught between the Taliban, who wanted to recruit him, and the Americans, who wanted to use him. To protect her son, Gulwali's mother sent him away. The search for safety would lead the 12-year-old across eight countries, from the mountains of Eastern Afghanistan through Iran and Europe to Britain. Over the course of 12 harrowing months, Gulwali endured imprisonment, hunger, cruelty, brutality, loneliness, and terror - and nearly drowned crossing the Mediterranean Sea.
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A Face for Refugees
- By Daryl on 12-10-16
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Best Friends
- The True Story of the World's Most Beloved Animal Sanctuary
- By: Samantha Glen
- Narrated by: Juliette Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
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Discover a place where every animal is safe, loved, and allowed to live out its natural life. Here is the inspiring true story of Best Friends, an animal sanctuary a few dedicated people made happen, and thousands of furry and feathered friends have called home. Meet the residents, including Sinjin, the badly burned black cat and Sparkles, the broken-down packhorse. Meet their rescuers: a famous symphony conductor, a successful architect, veterinarians, and others.
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A MUST Read
- By Tracy on 07-15-11
By: Samantha Glen
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Running with the Kenyans
- Passion, Adventure, and the Secrets of the Fastest People on Earth
- By: Adharanand Finn
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
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Whether running is your recreation, your religion, or just a spectator sport, Adharanand Finn’s incredible journey to the elite training camps of Kenya will captivate and inspire you. Part travelogue, part memoir, this mesmerizing quest to uncover the secrets of the world’s greatest runners - and put them to the test - combines practical advice, a fresh look at barefoot running, and hard-won spiritual insights.
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His Curiosity is Contagious
- By Sharlene on 01-28-13
By: Adharanand Finn
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Dogtripping
- 25 Rescues, 11 Volunteers, and 3 RVs on Our Canine Cross-Country Adventure
- By: David Rosenfelt
- Narrated by: Jeff Steitzer
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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When best-selling mystery writer David Rosenfelt and his family moved from Southern California to Maine, he thought he had prepared for everything. They had mapped the route, brought three GPSs for backup, as well as refrigerators full of food, and stoves and microwaves on which to cook them. But traveling with 25 dogs turned out to be a bigger ordeal than he anticipated, despite RVs, the extra kibble, volunteers (including a few readers), and camping equipment.
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Only about 1 hour of the book is about the trip
- By Gretchen on 10-29-13
By: David Rosenfelt
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Deep Creek
- Finding Hope in the High Country
- By: Pam Houston
- Narrated by: Pam Houston
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
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On her 120-acre homestead high in the Colorado Rockies, beloved writer Pam Houston learns what it means to care for a piece of land and the creatures on it. Elk calves and bluebirds mark the changing seasons, winter temperatures drop to 35 below, and lightning sparks a 110,000-acre wildfire, threatening her century-old barn and all its inhabitants. Through her travels from the Gulf of Mexico to Alaska, she explores what ties her to the Earth, the ranch most of all.
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The most beautiful book I’ve ever read
- By KFratt on 04-26-19
By: Pam Houston
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While I Live
- The Ellie Chronicles
- By: John Marsden
- Narrated by: Suzi Dougherty
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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The town of Wirrawee is emerging from war, slowly, like a flower after a cold snap. Businesses are starting to reopen, the school has re-commenced classes, and local farmers are gradually repossessing their land. But it's not the same Australia as before the war. A new nation exists just a few miles away, a new border that separates Australia from its invaders. Or does it?
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What accent is it spoken in?
- By Kim on 03-06-05
By: John Marsden
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Red Dog
- By: Louis de Bernières
- Narrated by: David Field
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
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Red Dog is a West Australian, a lovable friendly red kelpie who found widespread fame as a result of his habit of travelling all over Western Australia, hitching rides over thousands of miles, settling in places for months at a time and adopting new families before heading off again to the next destination and another family – sometimes returning to say hello years later.
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Can we listen to Red Dog again?
- By Mildred on 03-12-12
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Barra Creek
- By: Di Morrissey
- Narrated by: Kate Hood
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
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It's 1963 and Sally Mitchell, the daughter of a New Zealand sheep farmer, is on her way to England. On a stop-over in Sydney, she impulsively takes a job as a governess at Barra Creek, and finds herself in a different world: one dominated by John Monroe and his strict and proper wife, Lorna. Here, Sally's life changes forever. Only Lorna knows the truth of a mysterious death and a terrible injustice. Now, in 2003, she searches for the former governess to and share her horrific secret.
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Realy good book
- By Lia on 09-06-11
By: Di Morrissey
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A Christmas Home
- By: Greg Kincaid
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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On Sunday, November 29, 2009, more than 12.5 million families fell in love with the television adaptation of the novel A Dog Named Christmas. Within forty-eight hours after the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie aired, the initial run of twenty thousand DVDs sold out. Two years later, when Christmas with Tucker, the prequel to the McCray family stories, was released, it was described by Dean Koontz as “a perfect Christmas read,” by A. J. Jacobs as “lovely and poignant,” and by Publishers Weekly as “cute, hopeful, and heartwarming.” Now, the much-anticipated third installment, A Christmas Home, will prove to be yet another holiday classic.
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Growing Up and Letting Go . . . Bittersweet
- By Debbie on 12-06-14
By: Greg Kincaid
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The Last Crocodile Hunter
- By: Bob Irwin, Amanda French
- Narrated by: David Tredinnick
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
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Bob Irwin's extraordinary life as a wildlife pioneer, father to wildlife warrior Steve and founder of Australia Zoo, told in his own words. Bob Irwin grew up in the Dandenong Ranges, where his passion for wildlife was born. A near-death experience while working as a plumber made Bob realise he needed to follow his dreams, so he and his wife, Lyn, moved their young family to Queensland, where they opened a wildlife park on the Sunshine Coast. The Irwin children grew up in around the Beerwah Reptile and Wildlife Park....
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Great story!
- By Amazon Customer on 01-06-22
By: Bob Irwin, and others
What listeners say about Seriously Mum, What's an Alpaca?
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- MeDi
- 07-20-14
Very funny :)
Any additional comments?
This is a light read and I recommend it for anyone who loves animals and humor. Lots of laugh out loud moments.
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- Lori
- 05-19-15
Light Entertainment
Nigel Patterson, as always, does a great job as narrator. He makes this mildly interesting story quite entertaining.
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- Walda J. Letson
- 11-28-15
Fun and interesting read
What made the experience of listening to Seriously Mum, What's an Alpaca? the most enjoyable?
I loved the story and the adventuresome spirit of the couple who raised the Alpacas.
I also learned a lot about animals I knew nothing about. It is always fun to read (or listen in this case) and learn real facts at the same time. I love stories about animals because they are so real and interesting.
What other book might you compare Seriously Mum, What's an Alpaca? to and why?
No idea.
Which scene was your favorite?
There were so many and all involved the antics of the Alpacas.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Not necessarily. I enjoyed listening anytime and being able to pick it up. I looked forward to listening to it when life was quiet around me.
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- Happy Cat
- 08-01-14
Interesting
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
An interesting biography of moving from the UK to Spain and becoming farmers (no previous experience). I'm impressed with their fortitude!
What did you like best about this story?
It was a biography, but some of the farm animals told their side of the tale now and again.
What about Nigel Patterson’s performance did you like?
Great!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
When they dug in and spent the night with the new baby, feeding her for most of the night.
Any additional comments?
As a farmer's daughter, and being raised in a barn, I'm impressed with the success of their venture! Way to go!
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- elevena
- 06-27-14
Enchanting Alpaca Adventure
What did you love best about Seriously Mum, What's an Alpaca??
This was a wonderful, funny & touching story. A grand adventure by an English couple as they learn the ups & downs of becoming rural farmers in a new country. As an alpaca farmer myself, still in the beginning of my alpaca odyssey, I fully appreciated all the highs and lows of their tale.
Who was your favorite character and why?
I so enjoyed hearing from the perspectives of the animals on the farm as well as the humans! Quite fun. But the people in this story are beautifully flawed, and willing to persevere through all their obstacles. And what obstacles!
What about Nigel Patterson’s performance did you like?
Well done. Clearly read.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Truly wished I could have! As it was I finished in just a couple of days.
Any additional comments?
I hope more audiobooks are forthcoming about these intrepid farmers!
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- Teresa
- 03-06-15
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I thought this audiobook was awesomely cute. I love the way Alan and Lorna decided to pick up from Brighton and move to Spain to raise alpacas. What a neat thing to do. This was also a fairly short listen. But adorable!
It was cute how they kept gathering animals and named two of their chickens Beyonce and Jay-Lo because of their butt wiggling. They lived in a town filled with mostly ex-pats and their Spanish was formal while the locals spoke slang making for somewhat of a language barrier.
Overall I would recommend giving this a listen as it was a neat glimpse into what it would be like to make such a huge decision as this. Along the way, the story goes over the trials they endure along with their always growing animal family.
Nigel Patterson did a wonderful job voicing this audiobook. He was perfect with great accents. I found it a relaxing and enjoyable listen. I hope to hear more from both him and Alan Parks.
Audiobook gifted in exchange for an unbiased review.
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- Gossy
- 09-24-15
Didn't even finish it
I just did not like the story or performance. I don't even want to finish it.
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