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Bestsellers
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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
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Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
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Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
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No
- By SB on 01-17-23
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
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Can we get more mysteries that follow the 10 rules?
- By Melissa on 03-04-24
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Bunny
- A Novel
- By: Mona Awad
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel about a lonely graduate student drawn into a clique of rich girls who seem to move and speak as one....
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Chuck Palahniuk in Pearls and Ballet Flats
- By Arlis on 06-29-19
By: Mona Awad
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation
- By: Ottessa Moshfegh
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Our narrator should be happy, shouldn't she? She's young, thin, pretty, a recent Columbia graduate; she works an easy job at a hip art gallery and lives in an apartment on the Upper East Side....
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I love it...
- By Claudia Gallegos on 07-12-18
By: Ottessa Moshfegh
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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
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Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
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Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
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No
- By SB on 01-17-23
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
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Can we get more mysteries that follow the 10 rules?
- By Melissa on 03-04-24
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Bunny
- A Novel
- By: Mona Awad
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel about a lonely graduate student drawn into a clique of rich girls who seem to move and speak as one....
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Chuck Palahniuk in Pearls and Ballet Flats
- By Arlis on 06-29-19
By: Mona Awad
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation
- By: Ottessa Moshfegh
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Our narrator should be happy, shouldn't she? She's young, thin, pretty, a recent Columbia graduate; she works an easy job at a hip art gallery and lives in an apartment on the Upper East Side....
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I love it...
- By Claudia Gallegos on 07-12-18
By: Ottessa Moshfegh
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems....
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great tales
- By Marshall L. on 05-28-24
By: Jack Townsend
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Bone in the Throat
- By: Anthony Bourdain
- Narrated by: Kaleo Griffith
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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When up-and-coming chef Tommy Pagana settles for a less than glamorous stint at his uncle's restaurant in Manhattan's Little Italy, he unwittingly finds himself a partner in big-time crime....
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Very unique culinary-based mafia story
- By Marisa Jarka on 12-21-18
By: Anthony Bourdain
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The Winner
- A Novel
- By: Teddy Wayne
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Conor O’Toole has never been anywhere as casually glamorous as Cutters Neck, a gated community near Cape Cod....
By: Teddy Wayne
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all....
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???
- By Avery Adair on 11-27-23
By: Jack Townsend
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Skinny Dip
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 13 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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When Chaz Perron's wife discovers that he is running a scam (posing as a marine biologist to doctor water samples so that an agribusiness tycoon can continue illegally dumping fertilizer into the Everglades), he pushes her overboard from a cruise liner....
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Summer's Best Read
- By phil on 07-15-04
By: Carl Hiaasen
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100% Match
- By: Patrick C. Harrison III
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research....
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Not what I was expecting
- By Juan Angel on 02-05-24
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I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom
- A Novel
- By: Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC. But there are rules....
By: Jason Pargin
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Swamp Story
- A Novel
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Jesse Braddock is trapped in a tiny cabin deep in the Everglades with her infant daughter and her ex-boyfriend, a wannabe reality TV star who turned out to be a lot prettier on the outside than on the inside....
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Don’t waste your credit
- By Cat Mom on 05-13-23
By: Dave Barry
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Swiped
- A Novel
- By: L.M. Chilton
- Narrated by: Georgia Maguire
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Gwen Turner has made a bloody mess of her life. She recently broke up with the best man she’s ever known for reasons even she can’t admit to herself. Along with too much cheap wine and bad reality TV, Gwen turns to a dating app to help fill the void in her life....
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Excellent narrator
- By Zach on 05-26-24
By: L.M. Chilton
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The Maltese Iguana
- A Novel
- By: Tim Dorsey
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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After a long and arduous COVID-19 quarantine, Serge A. Storms is fully vaccinated and ready to hit the road. Along with his condo neighbors, he cooks up a wild plan to celebrate in true Serge fashion....
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worst voice for serge ever
- By oxbowfarm38 on 03-11-23
By: Tim Dorsey
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz, Nate DuFort, Nichole Goodnight, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night-shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all. That is, until his best friend reveals the body of a local politician hidden in the trunk of a car....
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Mr. CreepyPasta Narration is better
- By Kelsey on 08-11-23
By: Jack Townsend
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Gone Bamboo
- By: Anthony Bourdain
- Narrated by: Chris Patton
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Henry and his wife, Frances, have gone bamboo - living an idyllic, tequila-drenched life as two of the Caribbean's most charming expatriates (and professional assassins)....
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Don't Bother
- By James L. Hopper on 11-21-19
By: Anthony Bourdain
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Mermaid Confidential
- A Novel (Serge Storms, Book 25)
- By: Tim Dorsey
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Serge A. Storms gives condo living a try in this latest acid-splashed Florida crime caper from the “insanely funny” (New York Times Book Review) Tim Dorsey....
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A win for the supporting characters
- By Kelly G on 01-28-23
By: Tim Dorsey
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You'd Look Better as a Ghost
- A Novel
- By: Joanna Wallace
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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You'd Look Better as a Ghost follows the trials and tribulations of Claire, a part-time serial killer, who is keen to keep her favorite hobby a secret—despite the efforts of a determined blackmailer....
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Incredible read
- By Packing Lady on 05-24-24
By: Joanna Wallace
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Mother Night
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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American Howard W. Campbell, Jr., a spy during World War II, is now on trial in Israel as a Nazi war criminal....
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“We are what we pretend to be”
- By Robert on 09-04-12
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Bad Men
- By: Julie Mae Cohen
- Narrated by: Nathalie Buscombe
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet the most irresistible serial killer of the year in award-winning author Julie Mae Cohen’s twisty feminist thriller that’s as wickedly fun as it is lethal....
By: Julie Mae Cohen
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Haunted
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Marc Cashman, Erik Davies, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk is a novel made up of stories: 23 of them, to be precise. Twenty-three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind-blowing, stomach-churning tales....
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True Horror -- Not for the faint of heart, stomach
- By Dominique on 05-24-05
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Hitman Anders and the Meaning of It All
- By: Jonas Jonasson
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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In a former brothel turned low-rent hotel, the lives of three unusual strangers accidentally collide, with darkly hilarious results....
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expected more from Jonasson
- By Jesse on 09-26-16
By: Jonas Jonasson
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Sorrow and Bliss
- A Novel
- By: Meg Mason
- Narrated by: Emilia Fox
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Martha Friel just turned forty. Once, she worked at Vogue and planned to write a novel. Now, she creates internet content. She used to live in a pied-à-terre in Paris....
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Very Disappointed -- 2.75 Stars
- By Sharlotte on 06-07-21
By: Meg Mason
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We All Want Impossible Things
- A Novel
- By: Catherine Newman
- Narrated by: Jane Oppenheimer
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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For lovers of Meg Wolitzer, Maria Semple, and Jenny Offill comes this raucous, poignant celebration of life, love, and friendship at its imperfect and radiant best....
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When your bff goes into hospice...
- By Barbara S on 11-15-22
By: Catherine Newman
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Boy Parts
- By: Eliza Clark
- Narrated by: Eliza Clark
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Boy Parts is the incendiary debut novel from Eliza Clark, a pitch-black comedy both shocking and hilarious, fearlessly exploring the taboo regions of sexuality and gender roles in the 21st century....
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A modern American psycho but British
- By sofia on 09-23-21
By: Eliza Clark
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world....
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
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Post Office
- A Novel
- By: Charles Bukowski
- Narrated by: Christian Baskous
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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"It began as a mistake." By middle age, Henry Chinaski has lost more than 12 years of his life to the U.S. Postal Service.....
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Not his best, but still Bukowski
- By ibillinsly@gmail on 02-05-18
By: Charles Bukowski
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Choke
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Victor Mancini, a medical school dropout, is an antihero for our deranged times. Needing to pay elder care for his mother, Victor has devised an ingenious scam: He pretends to choke on pieces of food while dining in upscale restaurants....
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Oh please, not another abridged!!!
- By Pamela on 10-26-03
By: Chuck Palahniuk
New and included in membership
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Stay Tuned
- By: Jeffery Deaver
- Narrated by: Zoe Chao
- Length: 52 mins
- Original Recording
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Amanda and Charlie are spending their first weekend away in months. They’ve rented a luxurious vacation house on Lost Valley Lake. Swimming, bicycling, and romance are the order of the day, and all is good. That is, until someone - or something - appears on the shore across the lake, just as the sky turns gray and the water chill and choppy. When the apparition, or whatever it might be, grows closer and closer, it soon becomes clear that there are certain types of evil that you can’t protect yourself from with locked doors and windows.
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Clever, but mechanical
- By MamaBear on 04-23-21
New releases
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The Winner
- A Novel
- By: Teddy Wayne
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Conor O’Toole has never been anywhere as casually glamorous as Cutters Neck, a gated community near Cape Cod. It’s a sweet deal for the summer: free lodging in a guest cottage in exchange for tennis lessons, luxuriously far from the cramped Yonkers apartment he shares with his diabetic mother.
By: Teddy Wayne
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After Birth
- By: Elisa Albert
- Narrated by: Cindy Kay
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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A year has passed since Ari gave birth to Walker, though it went so badly awry she has trouble calling it “birth” and still she can't locate herself in her altered universe. Amid the strange, disjointed rhythms of her days and nights and another impending winter in upstate New York, Ari is a tree without roots, struggling to keep her branches aloft. When Mina, a one-time cult musician—older, self-contained, alone, and nine-months pregnant—moves to town, Ari sees the possibility of a new friend, despite her unfortunate habit of generally mistrusting women.
By: Elisa Albert
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Toxic
- By: Helga Flatland, Matt Bagguley - translator
- Narrated by: Luke R. Francis, Charlotte Worthing
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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When Mathilde is forced to leave her teaching job in Oslo after her relationship with 18-year-old Jacob is exposed, she flees to the countryside for a more authentic life. Her new home is a quiet cottage on the outskirts of a dairy farm run by Andres and Johs, whose hobbies include playing the fiddle and telling folktales - many of them about female rebellion and disobedience, and seeking justice, whatever it takes. But beneath the surface of the apparently friendly and peaceful pastoral surface of the farm, something darker and less harmonic starts to vibrate.
By: Helga Flatland, and others
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You May Now Kill the Bride
- By: Kate Weston
- Narrated by: Helen Reuben
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Lauren, Saskia, Dominica, Farah and Tansy have been friends since nursery. They wonder if that was the last time they all actually liked each other. Reunited as bridesmaids at Tansy's spiritual hen party in the woods, it doesn't take long before old grudges begin to surface. Not to mention the secret they've been hiding for twenty years. But what starts as a weekend of macramé and penis straws ends in murder when Tansy chokes to death on a poisoned cacao. And as the body count keeps climbing, the friends realise that one of their group must be the killer - and they need to watch their backs.
By: Kate Weston
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Swiped
- A Novel
- By: L.M. Chilton
- Narrated by: Georgia Maguire
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Gwen Turner has made a bloody mess of her life. She recently broke up with the best man she’s ever known for reasons even she can’t admit to herself. Along with too much cheap wine and bad reality TV, Gwen turns to a dating app to help fill the void in her life. Swiping through the few eligible bachelors left in town, she spends her evenings out on one disastrous date after another. But when a string of murders suddenly occurs in her small coastal English city, she’s shocked by the connection between each of the victims—they’ve all been on a date with her.
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Excellent narrator
- By Zach on 05-26-24
By: L.M. Chilton
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The Seminarian
- By: Hart Hanson
- Narrated by: Evan Sibley
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Xavier “Priest” Priestly is a snarky former seminarian turned private investigator. Dusty Queen is a hard-as-nails professional stuntwoman and freelance bodyguard. When Dusty’s girlfriend suddenly disappears, a woman in a strange blue wig tries to assassinate Priest, and a twelve-year-old boy shows up claiming to be his son, the two friends are thrown into a maelstrom of intrigue and high-stakes violence that’s as convoluted and dangerous as it is hilarious. Thankfully, Priest and Dusty don’t have to navigate these tangled mysteries alone.
By: Hart Hanson
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The Winner
- A Novel
- By: Teddy Wayne
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Conor O’Toole has never been anywhere as casually glamorous as Cutters Neck, a gated community near Cape Cod. It’s a sweet deal for the summer: free lodging in a guest cottage in exchange for tennis lessons, luxuriously far from the cramped Yonkers apartment he shares with his diabetic mother.
By: Teddy Wayne
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After Birth
- By: Elisa Albert
- Narrated by: Cindy Kay
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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A year has passed since Ari gave birth to Walker, though it went so badly awry she has trouble calling it “birth” and still she can't locate herself in her altered universe. Amid the strange, disjointed rhythms of her days and nights and another impending winter in upstate New York, Ari is a tree without roots, struggling to keep her branches aloft. When Mina, a one-time cult musician—older, self-contained, alone, and nine-months pregnant—moves to town, Ari sees the possibility of a new friend, despite her unfortunate habit of generally mistrusting women.
By: Elisa Albert
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Toxic
- By: Helga Flatland, Matt Bagguley - translator
- Narrated by: Luke R. Francis, Charlotte Worthing
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Story
When Mathilde is forced to leave her teaching job in Oslo after her relationship with 18-year-old Jacob is exposed, she flees to the countryside for a more authentic life. Her new home is a quiet cottage on the outskirts of a dairy farm run by Andres and Johs, whose hobbies include playing the fiddle and telling folktales - many of them about female rebellion and disobedience, and seeking justice, whatever it takes. But beneath the surface of the apparently friendly and peaceful pastoral surface of the farm, something darker and less harmonic starts to vibrate.
By: Helga Flatland, and others
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You May Now Kill the Bride
- By: Kate Weston
- Narrated by: Helen Reuben
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Lauren, Saskia, Dominica, Farah and Tansy have been friends since nursery. They wonder if that was the last time they all actually liked each other. Reunited as bridesmaids at Tansy's spiritual hen party in the woods, it doesn't take long before old grudges begin to surface. Not to mention the secret they've been hiding for twenty years. But what starts as a weekend of macramé and penis straws ends in murder when Tansy chokes to death on a poisoned cacao. And as the body count keeps climbing, the friends realise that one of their group must be the killer - and they need to watch their backs.
By: Kate Weston
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Swiped
- A Novel
- By: L.M. Chilton
- Narrated by: Georgia Maguire
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Gwen Turner has made a bloody mess of her life. She recently broke up with the best man she’s ever known for reasons even she can’t admit to herself. Along with too much cheap wine and bad reality TV, Gwen turns to a dating app to help fill the void in her life. Swiping through the few eligible bachelors left in town, she spends her evenings out on one disastrous date after another. But when a string of murders suddenly occurs in her small coastal English city, she’s shocked by the connection between each of the victims—they’ve all been on a date with her.
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Excellent narrator
- By Zach on 05-26-24
By: L.M. Chilton
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The Seminarian
- By: Hart Hanson
- Narrated by: Evan Sibley
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Xavier “Priest” Priestly is a snarky former seminarian turned private investigator. Dusty Queen is a hard-as-nails professional stuntwoman and freelance bodyguard. When Dusty’s girlfriend suddenly disappears, a woman in a strange blue wig tries to assassinate Priest, and a twelve-year-old boy shows up claiming to be his son, the two friends are thrown into a maelstrom of intrigue and high-stakes violence that’s as convoluted and dangerous as it is hilarious. Thankfully, Priest and Dusty don’t have to navigate these tangled mysteries alone.
By: Hart Hanson
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The Hack
- A Satirical Comedy
- By: Moses Yuriyvich Mikheyev
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Get ready for a hilarious and satirical ride with 'The Hack' by Moses Yuriyvich Mikheyev, now available in paperback. Follow the story of Max McMillan, a renowned author who seems to have it all - fame, luxury and millions of Instagram followers. But his life is filled with constant disasters and it seems like he's out for self-destruction. Things take an unexpected turn when Max discovers that his best friend Jack is losing his wife to cancer. Driven by empathy and compassion, Max decides to risk everything in order to help them out. This unclassifiable yet undeniably interesting book ...
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Mal Goes to War
- By: Edward Ashton
- Narrated by: John Pirhalla, Katherine Chin
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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A dark comedy wrapped in a techno thriller's skin, Mal Goes to War provides a satirical take on war, artificial intelligence, and what it really means to be human.
By: Edward Ashton
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Russells in Time
- Land Squid vs Dinosaurs
- By: Kevin Shamel
- Narrated by: Ricky Downes III
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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It's the year 2001... No, it's 2022? No... It's the future, with land-squids and kidnapped celebrities in super suits. Squid are the dominant species eighty million years from now. But they have a problem: Dinosaurs are coming home. Fear, greed, xenophobia and ego inevitably lead to war. Three celebrities from the early 21st Century in a weird world--recruited to fight, unaware of the truths of the situation... Out of their element... beyond their experience...
By: Kevin Shamel
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Fun Times in a Dystopic Hellscape
- Brooks & Smith, Book 4
- By: Martina Fetzer
- Narrated by: James Urbaniak
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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The road to Hell is paved through Indiana. When a funeral calls, paranormal detectives Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith pack their physical and emotional baggage and take a road trip to Smith’s hometown. That's Mistake #1. On a tip, they begin investigating a multidimensional business conglomerate. That's Mistake #2. The detectives soon find themselves in a parallel universe that’s even worse than their original destination.
By: Martina Fetzer
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Gone to Pieces
- By: Rachel Cosyns
- Narrated by: Clare Corbett
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Rebecca is a wife, mother and the author of an unmanageable number of to do lists. Her attempts to coerce her life into something she has any hope of controlling are failing. Her family can’t manage without her but she’s starting to think they should. So she makes a decision. Only it doesn’t quite go to plan. Rebecca finds herself in therapy with a doctor poking around in her brain, asking questions about her childhood. She wants to get better but that means telling someone how she feels. How she really feels. She’s gone to pieces. Can she put herself back together?
By: Rachel Cosyns
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A Perfect Day to Be Alone
- By: Nanae Aoyama, Jesse Kirkwood - translator
- Narrated by: Ami Okumura Jones
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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When her mother emigrates to China for work, twenty-year-old Chizu moves in with 71-year-old Ginko, an eccentric distant relative, taking a room in her ramshackle Tokyo home, with its two resident cats and the persistent rattle of passing trains. Living their lives in imperfect symmetry, they establish an uneasy alliance, stress tested by Chizu's flashes of youthful spite. As the four seasons pass, Chizu navigates a series of tedious part-time jobs and unsatisfying relationships, before eventually finding her feet and salvaging a fierce independence from her solitude.
By: Nanae Aoyama, and others
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Bad Men
- By: Julie Mae Cohen
- Narrated by: Nathalie Buscombe
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Saffy Huntley-Oliver is an intelligent and glamorous socialite; she also happens to be a proficient serial killer. For the past fifteen years, she’s hunted down and dispatched rapists, murderers, domestic abusers—bad men all. But leading a double life has left her lonely—dating’s tough when your boyfriend might turn out to be your next victim. Saffy thinks she’s finally found a truly good man in Jonathan Desrosiers, a true-crime podcaster who’s amassed legions of diehard fans for cracking cold cases and bringing justice to victims.
By: Julie Mae Cohen
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Tales from the Hot Dog Grill
- The Uncensored Memoirs of a Food Service Engineer
- By: Billy Ehrlacher
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs
- Unabridged
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"The setting of our tale is Doomsdale" and Jon and Kiki's story goes downhill from there! College students, Jon and Kiki work for the OTHER hot dog stand in Doomsdale and their boss, Wicked Wilma, hires them to go underground and work for the popular competition to discover their secret ingredient....hint: it's not the sauce! A modern day Candide, Jon romps through the absurd world of fast food and concludes it's the WORST of all possible worlds.
By: Billy Ehrlacher
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The Lightning of Possible Storms
- By: Jonathan Ball
- Narrated by: Matt Hawkins, Gabi Epstein
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Aleya’s world starts to unravel after a café customer leaves behind a collection of short stories. Surprised and disturbed to discover that it has been dedicated to her, Aleya delves into the strange book. A mad scientist seeks to steal his son’s dreams. A struggling writer, skilled only at destruction, finds himself courted by Hollywood. A woman seeks to escape her body and live inside her dreams. Citizens panic when a new city block manifests out of nowhere. The more Aleya reads, the deeper she sinks into the mysterious writer’s work.
By: Jonathan Ball
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Giving Up
- By: Mike Steeves, Nathalie Toriel
- Narrated by: Andrew Bigelow
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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At times funny, at other times sad, and more than often a mixture of the two, Giving Up by Mike Steeves is a deeply felt account of what goes on in the inner sanctum of the modern couple's apartment.
By: Mike Steeves, and others
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Three Burials
- By: Anders Lustgarten
- Narrated by: Louise Mai Newberry
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
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Meet Cherry, a bandit queen on the run, driving a pink soft-top convertible through the Badlands of Southeast England. She's never felt more Thelma and Louise in her life - except there are three of them in the car and one of them is dead. How did a head nurse and mother of two end up driving a handcuffed policeman and the corpse of a murdered refugee on a journey to find justice? Pursued by a racist, roid-raged, shaven-headed officer of the law - not to mention by her husband and daughter - what else can a woman with a conscience do in modern Britain?
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The Concert Hall Killer
- By: Jonathan Whitelaw
- Narrated by: Sid Sagar
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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The cast and crew of a popular TV crime drama are shooting in the Lake District – but behind the scenes, relationships are as tense as on-screen. The director’s reputation proceeds him, the two lead stars are feuding and rumours swirl. Meanwhile the locals are enjoying the filming. But when on-screen slaughter gets swapped for real-life murder at the concert hall where the TV drama is based, and the genuine police are as baffled as the TV detectives, it falls to the locals to search for the truth.