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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-15-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Weaponsmaster
- A Monster Girl Fantasy Adventure
- By: Phil Aerix
- Narrated by: Kat Riley, Charlie West
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 16
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16
I’ve always been a scrapper, so when I was snatched from my world by shadow creatures and hauled to another one, I did as I’d always done. I fought. But I still didn’t know anything about where I was. My luck was in, because I quickly had the good fortune of meeting a sexy prophetess and a gorgeous, blue-skinned, redheaded mage who said she was something called a moonwisp. Yeah, magic was a thing. The problem with that? Everyone in the world had some. Magic, that is. Everyone but me. I guess that’s what I get for coming from a non-magic world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Better than Aerix's last series.
- By DaynenMc on 04-23-24
By: Phil Aerix
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Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! 1
- A Harem Lit Slice of Life (Solar Dragons Need Love, Too!, Book 1)
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 377
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 322
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 322
An odd twist of fate made me the newest resident in Meteoropolis, a city hurtling through space on an ancient comet. After waking up in a containment pod, I got assigned to live with a unicorn gamer girl as my host. Not only did I need to find a job and a place to live, but I had to get used to bumping elbows with demons, dragons, aliens, and elves! But somehow, that wasn't even the craziest part. When I arrived in this strange new world, I found out my soul had fused with a solar dragon. Suddenly, I had powers beyond anything even the magical residents of this city were capable of.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Pretty cool Slice of Life
- By Keith on 08-06-22
By: Virgil Knightley
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After the End 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4 out of 5 stars 33
The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople—three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast. They seek a Chieftain. One who can lead them into glory. One who can harness the power of the crystals and its magic-giving mists.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Started ok
- By No one important on 04-21-24
By: Dante King
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Waifu Hero
- A LitRPG Fantasy
- By: Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 16 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 18
Titan wakes up in chains with a damsel to save and he’s somehow already at level two. Turns out, Titan made a pact with the Goddess of Time. With her time-stopping magic at his disposal, Titan frees Zelara, a deadly swordswoman with a magical parasite. He quickly learns that he can use Zelara’s parasite to cast spells... so if Titan wants to get stronger and discover the secrets of this world, he'll need more partners like Zelara.
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-23-24
By: Jace Cannon
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 49
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great first book
- By James Cummings on 04-16-24
By: Danny Rogan
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Galaxies and Ruins
- A Sci-Fi Duology
- By: Danny Kade, Jack Porter
- Narrated by: Bryon Ormond, Kat Riley, Christopher Harbour, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story5 out of 5 stars 9
Two novel-length sci-fi stories in one? Check. A mix of hot human and alien women? Check. Capable MCs who know how to get things done? Double check.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Two great HaremLit books!
- By DaynenMc on 04-28-24
By: Danny Kade, and others
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Raw: The Complete Series
- Books 1-8 + 3 Shorts
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Katana Jones
- Length: 62 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 23
No resources. No memories. No help. Jak awakens, cold and confused, on the shore of an unknown island at the beginning of a dangerous nightfall. With nothing but his name and a head drained of memory, he stumbles into the nearby forest and is quickly forced to fight for his very survival. When he meets Niri, a beautiful elf exiled from her people and left to die in the wilderness, he begins the quest to build his own tribe in a land of blood, brutality, and wild adventure.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Outstanding Performance
- By John mattson on 05-31-24
By: Misty Vixen
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Succubus Summoner
- A High Fantasy Harem Romance
- By: Virgil Knightley, Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Faye Bishop, Tom North
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 259
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 216
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 215
On the day of his Proving, Apprentice Summoner Samuel Eamon chooses a white rabbit as his familiar, summoning a creature from the Outer Spheres and dubbing it “Snowball”. What he gets is a shapely succubus with bunny ears and a poofy cottontail. Turns out everything he tries to summon ends up a succubus. With his new Summoner’s License, Samuel is sent with a former classmate as his escort to meet Runescribe Elantrica Ilmora—someone who just might be able to discern the truth behind his odd spin on Calling Magic.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Slice-of-life story turns into an adventure tale
- By Haremsfan on 05-26-23
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Between Heaven and Hell 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 18
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 16
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Story5 out of 5 stars 16
I didn't think retiring to Mexico with my Russian girlfriend would last—turns out I was right. What we didn't expect was that we'd be embroiled in a secret war between Heaven and Hell. Yeah, demons and angels exist, and they're about as powerful and deadly as we've been led to believe. To even the odds a little, the agency has decked me out with an arsenal that takes the best from above and the best from below. And humanity aren't exactly slouches, either. We have occultists–humans capable of bending supernatural creatures to their will.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spec ops with demons
- By Jeremy on 05-05-24
By: Dante King
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Goblin Girls Do It Better
- A Fantasy Men's Adventure
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Lucas Mead-Slayer has seen it all. Or at least that's what he thought after over a decade of wandering the wilderness of his homeland and embracing everything it had to throw at him. He's fought terrible monsters, plundered ancient catacombs, and caught the eye of many unique and interesting adventuresses.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Typical misty book
- By No one important on 05-04-24
By: Misty Vixen
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Netherworld Manor
- By: Kay W. Williams
- Narrated by: Sierra Taft
- Length: 24 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
Damien had planned it all out. He had the support of his wealthy parents, loyal friends who shared his goals, even a high-ranked Core just waiting for him to use. One more Dungeon run and he would be set–he was finally going to take the first real step on the path to fame and fortune as a Hero. The future was so bright, he needed shades to see it. Was, in the past tense. Because Damien just died.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great magic system
- By BiduscasMate on 04-03-24
By: Kay W. Williams
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Mythos University, Book 1
- By: Alan Moria
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 69
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 66
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 66
The Revelation: A name given to an event that, five years ago, changed the world forever. In a single day, humanity discovered that not only were they not alone, but they were not exactly at the top of the food chain. Living in the shadows for millennia, supernaturals now had no choice but to finally come into the light. Because of the fury of a mad god, humans and supernaturals now had to learn to coexist side by side for the first time in living memory. With the revelation that magic was not only real but far more common than fairy tales led them to believe, a new society had to be born.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good but...
- By CC on 05-03-24
By: Alan Moria
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Nosferatu Academy
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Patrick DuBois, Hannah Blaire
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 237
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 205
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 205
Now I've been taken to a demiplane between worlds where Dracula rules supreme, and all he wants is to... start a school for vampires? It turns out the next generation of vampire is built differently, and I'm in on the ground floor of that new enterprise. What's more, I have a unique suite of abilities that helps me further stand out from the crowd. So much, in fact, that I've started attracting the attention of multiple gorgeous women.
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1 out of 5 stars
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MC is utterly worthless
- By Ryan Branden on 02-26-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Griffin Academy
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Travis Dean
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Kat Riley
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28
Atania’s famed griffin knights have been defeated and its army stands on the brink of collapse. The next line of defense rests on the Griffin Academy's graduating class. Jadyn and his friends are eager to earn the title of griffin knight. They've studied magic and warfare for years, but this is not a drill and their enemy is skilled. Hidden forces haunt their every step to the front lines and beyond. Juggling the responsibility of a squad leader, new magic, and the affections of two beautiful fellow riders, Jadyn must adapt to war and decide what it truly means to be a Griffin Knight.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Really Boring and Bland
- By Mike A. on 05-07-24
By: Travis Dean
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- BiduscasMate
- 04-25-24
Zombies, succubi and dragons oh my
I love Annabelle's books. They are such fun listens. This one is no different and I highly recommend it
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Gregory B Kellis
- 05-26-24
Fantastic Story
Yes, this is a hot and steamy story, but it is also Annabelle Hawthorne. That means that in addition to the hot and steamy, there is a story worth listening to. As a continuation and side story to the Radley House, it fills in the gaps (pun intended) and adds to the overall universe. The narrators do an incredible job of bringing this story to life, and draw you in from the first line. Buy it and thank me later.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- DaynenMc
- 04-19-24
Great Radley's side story ❣️
Lilly and Dana (sp?) have their adventure written down now.
This was an awesome story!
It really adds to the series.
And helps clarify who the magic hunting organization is and why they do what they do.
Great writing, characters, spice and action.
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Joshua Airington
- 04-20-24
5 stars
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Annabelle Hawthorne!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Laziest Reviewer
- 04-19-24
A Solid Side Story
This fleshes out two (three?) of the characters that so far have seemed a little two dimensional. They're still not my favorite characters in the HM universe, but the story does work to bring them to life in a more thorough light. As usual from this team, the writing and performances are ridiculously top notch, especially for the spicy genre.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Racy Kane
- 05-01-24
More please!
While I'm not as into the actual series as most, I absolutely adored this book. I loved every moment Dana and Lily were together, and by the end, all I could think was that I wanted MORE.
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This was amazing, please for the love of all that is unholy, make another book focused on the best ever zombie girl.
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