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Bachelor Machine
- Science Fiction and Fantasy Erotica
- Narrated by: Kima West
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Publisher's summary
Here are riveting as well as erotic tales of technology and desire, and arousal and innovation ... told in an engaging and evocative style guaranteed to amaze as well as excite.
Down and out hustlers, enhanced sex workers, enigmatic aliens, bleeding edge erotic technologies, and more — The Bachelor Machine is a unique vision of the future, while celebrating humanity's oldest pleasure ... sex!
Among the unforgettable stories included are:
- State
- Hackwork
- Winged Memory
- Butterflie$
- Everything but the Smell of Lilies
- The New Motor
- Technophile
- Thin Dog—and more!
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- K. Cleary
- 07-22-18
great story, terrible narration
Loved the story but the narrator's intonation/ inflection seemed consistently off. Ultimately could not tolerate because of narrator. Will seek written version, as the story was enjoyable!
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- 04-19-21
narration poor!
Overall, the stories were good but unfortunately the narration sucks!
I am not sure if it was her recording equipment or just her voice but it totally ruined it for me and I couldn't finish the book
Will be seeking a return on this one for just that reason.
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- Chrishel
- 07-14-23
DNF
This book made sex and erotica into a bleak and hopeless act. Every story was dark and depressing with the same theme throughout the stories in this book. The fact that there was no break between the different stories in each chapter, left me confused when the next story started. I listened to half of the book, 4 hours, then decided it was not worth the time to hang in there for the rest since each story was as bleak as the next and the erotica started to become clinical.
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- Virginia
- 11-11-17
Unique Fantasy’s
This was a fun bunch of sex characters. I am sure my phone and earbuds short circuited from the aliens, sex workers with all of their erotic tales.
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- Shaylah
- 08-04-21
Awesome
Great book, kept my attention all the way to the end, amazing audio delivery, loved it. Will be reading again, every chapter was received amazingly do recommend you give it a read.
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