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Dirty Thoughts and Awkward Boners
- Sexy Short Stories from a Former Stripper
- Narrated by: Nella G. Citino
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
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- Dianne Foote
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Unexpected!!
After meeting the author on Threads wasn’t sure what to expect with this book. I was pleasantly surprised, these little anecdotes were deliciously, delightful and added spice to my day. Chap 4 is my fave. Enjoy!!
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