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My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 24 mins
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Raunchy, funny, and just plain wrong. My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me is full of wiener puns and plenty of not-give-a-f**kery. Written for those who are looking for a laugh, but also want to get their perv on. The name says it all.
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- Jason
- 09-09-23
What the what?
What did I just listen to? lol This was definitely different. Creative, but very silly. It is what the story says it is.
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- Chris
- 01-21-24
funny
This is a ridiculous, creative, and hilarious. It is exactly what it promises to be.
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- Michelle H
- 08-20-23
Creative
This was a very creative yet strange story. Both the narration & the writing was good.
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- CoolGhoulsBookClub
- 01-26-24
I mean…
What can I really say about this one except that I loved it. The title is the plot. It is full of food related innuendo and I laughed my ass off. I was recommending it to people before I even finished it. The audiobook (yes, there’s an audiobook) is fantastic. The narrator’s sexy voice is a fun juxtaposition to the humorous content.
I’m suddenly craving a thick juicy hot dog 🌭
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- kixfan
- 04-20-24
Hilarious!
Quite hilarious very short story. The title says it all! I'd definitely would like to hear more by the author/narrator.
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