My Whorizontal Life
An Escort's Tale: The First Six Months
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Sephe Haven
About this listen
One woman.
Two lives.
Oh so many men.
One at a time (mostly).
My Whorizontal Life is the true story of a naïve, empathic young woman driven by her desire for fantasy and romance, fearful of the "real world", who dreams of finding true love and being an actress extraordinaire. As poverty and debt overwhelm her, she takes what she thinks will be a very limited leap into the underground work of escorting. But finds it is not so easy to get out. Or maybe she doesn’t want to?
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Rosemary Rabourne is already struggling to pay the bills when her recently orphaned half sister, Wendy, shows up at her door. Rosemary will try anything to provide for the traumatized teenager—including offering her services as a high-end escort. Leo Glass is the billionaire CEO of a revolutionary social app. He wants the “girlfriend experience”—someone contractually obligated to love him—and he thinks he’s found the perfect match in Rosemary.
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Good but not uplifting story
- By Kim on 08-02-23
By: Rebecca Kelley
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Misadventures of a City Girl
- Misadventures, Book 1
- By: Meredith Wild, Chelle Bliss
- Narrated by: Jennifer Mack, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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Fresh off a divorce from a Hollywood hotshot, Madison Atwood needs an escape. With the paparazzi fresh on her heels and her love life splashed on every tabloid, she runs away to a swanky retreat in Northern California. Avalon Springs is the mountainside haven she needs to find herself again. Luke Dawson lives off the grid, preferring solitude to society. When he finds a beautiful woman soaking in the hot springs on his property, he can't stop himself from watching her. She captures his attention, but she's just a city girl - a beautiful distraction disturbing the peace.
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Ugh!
- By Cathy Landerman on 09-21-17
By: Meredith Wild, and others
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The Loudest Silence
- By: Olivia Janae
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
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Rising star cellist Kate Flynn is new to Chicago and her job at the Windy City Chamber Ensemble. On day one, she is surprised by the board's intriguing president, Vivian Kensington. Not only does the woman come with a formidable reputation, but she's also deaf. However, between a familiar face Kate isn't ready to see again and the difficulties of being a single mom, she isn't sure Chicago is the right place for her.
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Tried to like it
- By Ella on 03-09-23
By: Olivia Janae
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Ghosts of Manhattan
- A Novel
- By: Douglas Brunt
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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It’s 2005. Nick Farmer is a 35-year-old bond trader with Bear Stearns clearing seven figures a year. The novelty of a work-related nightlife centering on liquor, hookers, and cocaine has long since worn thin, though Nick remains keenly addicted to his annual bonus. But the lifestyle is taking a toll on his marriage and on him.
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Great Book
- By Melvin on 06-30-15
By: Douglas Brunt
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Midnight Cowboy
- By: James Leo Herlihy
- Narrated by: Michael Urie
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
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Midnight Cowboy is considered by many to be one of the best American novels published since World War II. The main story centers around Joe Buck, a naive but eager and ambitious young Texan, who decides to leave his dead-end job in search of a grand and glamorous life he believes he will find in New York City. But the city turns out to be a much more difficult place to negotiate than Joe could ever have imagined. He soon finds himself and his dreams compromised. Buck's fall from innocence and his relationship with the crippled street hustler Ratso Rizzo form the novel's emotional nucleus.
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Superb
- By Macala Shon on 01-26-21
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Chase Me
- Broke and Beautiful Series, Book 1
- By: Tessa Bailey
- Narrated by: Rachel Dulude
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
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College drop-out Roxy Cumberland moved to New York with dreams of becoming an actress, but her dwindling bank account is quickly putting the kibosh on that fantasy. To make some quick cash, she signs up to perform singing telegrams. Her first customer is a gorgeous, cocky Manhattan trust-funder if she ever laid eyes on one. And what could be more humiliating than singing an ode to his junk, courtesy of his last one-night stand? Maybe the fact that she's dressed in a giant pink bunny costume....
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Loved it
- By Kathleen D. on 12-26-20
By: Tessa Bailey
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Single State of Mind
- By: Andi Dorfman
- Narrated by: Andi Dorfman
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Andi Dorfman, breakout star of ABC's The Bachelorette and New York Times best-selling author of It's Not Okay, returns with this new collection of her adventures as a still-single gal surviving and thriving in New York City.
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Shallow
- By c63989 on 01-10-18
By: Andi Dorfman
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The Lonely Lady
- By: Harold Robbins
- Narrated by: Maria Debonair
- Length: 15 hrs and 12 mins
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Meet JeriLee Randall, aspiring actress, ambitious writer, and sexual powerhouse. It is this ambition that takes her away from her tiny hometown of Port Clare and sets her on a collision course with her future. Surviving on determination and seduction, she makes her way to Broadway and then on to Hollywood. The bright lights mask a deeper darkness, and JeriLee is quickly drawn into a world of greed, drugs, casting couches, and smooth-talking power players.
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The Lonely Lady
- By Shelly-Ann Brown on 02-25-21
By: Harold Robbins
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Boss Man Bridegroom
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro Foster, Connor Crais
- Length: 13 hrs and 25 mins
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How did I go from being insulted by Charlee Cox to hiring her to be my assistant? How is it that she’s chaos in color - making me crazy and my life better at the same time? I never thought I would be staring down at her bright blue eyes begging me to go along with the ridiculous scheme I suggested. Yes, I suggested it. Like the idiot I am, I thought hey, why not start an HR nightmare and have my assistant ask me to marry her? Confused? Don’t worry, so am I.
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Disappointing Female Narration
- By Amazon Customer on 05-15-21
By: Meghan Quinn
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- Jacob C W White
- 10-12-21
Good story, bad editing.
The story was interesting, if somewhat slow at times. The author does a good job narrating, but there are dozens of editing errors throughout the book. It seems like the put the final cut together and then nobody bothered checking it.
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- Thomas Muller
- 06-25-23
Incredible
This book will make you feel so many different emotions, one of the most empathetic storytellers out there.
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- Thomas C. Todoroff
- 12-16-20
Tenacious at Juilliard and Beyond
Ms. Haven unpacks her heart and makes a great contribution to us all. The unadulterated unveiling of her travails in Gotham City are both inspiring and harrowing, all at once. The demystification of her Lincoln Center drama school journey and challenges thereafter will stay with me forever...
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- Mettaphorica
- 07-02-21
Left me wanting more...
This is not a genre of memoir I would normally read. The subject matter suggests stories designed to titillate and shock, and I presumed that this topic would be a kind of romp into soft porn, like some other memoirs written by women who get paid to have sex, are.
Wrong. Happily wrong.
This book is well-written and the author's intelligence, sensitivity and empathy - as well as her struggle to find acceptance within herself and by others - is beautifully written and well-articulated. Yes, she describes sex scenes, but these are often witty observations or reflections on human nature rather than descriptions of sex acts; one of the author's strengths, I believe. The sex scenes are there to support the story, they're not *the* story, which is what makes this book work.
I purchased this memoir because I happened across the author in a course, and I immediately enjoyed her writing, and followed up by purchasing this audio book, and I'm glad I did.
There are a couple of glitches in the audio version where a sentence is accidentally read out twice, but the story was so engaging I didn't let it bother me - I've dumped far more popular books for grating or annoying narration - these glitches didn't do that.
A sensitively written and observant book on not only the travails of being a 'working girl', but the struggle all creatives battle with - how to fulfill our dream and yet make enough to make living? I can't wait for the second part.
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- Robert Solomon
- 04-15-24
wonderful
she's funny, honest, smart and vulnerable. I also like her description of Juliard. the ending is it's weakest chapter
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- Melodie Taylor
- 02-14-22
horrible ending
The story is okay; however, the ending leaves you feeling like she just got bored and stopped. The back story is relentless and unnecessary.
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- Robert Horner
- 04-30-22
Entertaining Read
This was a well written and performed personal story full of honest reflection, warmth, humor and optimism. An enjoyable read that delivers an insightful perspective. Direct and to the point. Highly recommended.
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- Marc S. Freid
- 07-02-20
Super cool
Fascinating, cried multiple times! It’s nice to hear she survived so well with quite a few lapses in judgment...guardian angels ;)
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- michael grepp
- 07-25-20
Even better than the book!
Sephe brings her wild and touching stories to life in a whole new way with this audiobook, a must listen!
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