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Not So Thanks in Advance
- Warts & Claws Inc. Series, Book 3
- Narrated by: Lance West
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
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Publisher's summary
It's just another Monster Monday . . .
Billy expected many things to happen—but getting into an elevator with the omega he's been stalking and seeing an invisible tentacle monster for the first time wasn't one of them.
Charlie is an invisible tentacle monster who never believed he could be seen or loved. Jaehan is an omega witch who recently escaped a bad situation and is just trying to settle into his new job.
After meeting in the elevator, passions arise, and souls connect. When Billy and their boss are kidnapped, the Warts & Claws office will have to pull together and fight against the monster trying to ruin their lives.
Can Billy, Jaehan, and Charlie live to see another Monday without sacrificing what they have found?
Contains mature themes.
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- Jessica Wrobel
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I love this series
The spice is magnificent. The plot is evolving with each new story, it’s just predictable enough to be comfortable, and throw enough curveballs to keep you interested. But either the male narrators microphone needs work or something. He has some trouble with SH.
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