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Pipe Layin' Dan
- Narrated by: LaWanda Page
- Length: 26 mins
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Publisher's summary
La Wanda tells it like it is...with hot, fast, and fragrant sex, soul, and sin intermingled. Leaving out none of the four-letter stuff, keeping her one eye on Pipe Layin' Dan and the other on the man she's workin' (with both hands busy in the tool box and her mouth goin' for the record) is what makes La Wanda the Queen of Soul Comedy and the funniest broad in bed or on record.
Be a plumber's helper: pick up on Pipe Layin' Dan, who's got the world's greatest plumbing (according to La Wanda). And La Wanda's got the biggest, funniest, sexiest mouth to tell of it (and other bawdy stories).
For Adults Only. Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase.
Editorial reviews
In this live stand-up special in front of a raucous audience, Ms. La Wanda Paige - the uproarious and legendary profane comic - cleverly spews forth a rapid-fire assortment of dirty jokes that some will find repellent and others will find hilarious. Most, if not all, of these jokes are not suitable to describe here, but we can say that Vaseline receives several choice mentions.
Paige clearly "works blue" and Pipe Layin’ Dan definitely isn’t for everywhere. But if you think well-timed bits about everything sex-related and taboo are funny, you’re gonna love this.
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