Vienna, 1910. Buxom young laboratory assistant Johanna Schneider is uprooted from her regular activity at the Medical University to support the work of Doktor Sigmund Freud’s star protegé: the 25-year-old enfant terrible of applied psychology Alexa Horváth. Sponsored by Herr Dr Freud and other, shadowy higher powers, the beautiful and fiercely intelligent Fräulein Horváth is conducting clandestine and highly controversial work into the poorly-understood phenomenon of the “wet dream”.

Mild-mannered librarian Emily has two problems: her breasts. They get in the way, figuratively and literally. Relationships are doomed from the start because men just act crazy around her, and now, even the future of her job in the library is in doubt. A chance visit to a burlesque cabaret inspires her to tread the boards herself and put her troublesome bosom to productive use. But it transpires that the London burlesque scene, and the talent agency called Prime Assets that snaps her up, are not all they appear to be....

Before Rosanna begins her economics degree, she will spend the summer as an intern in the Takeovers & Acquisitions team at the London branch of global investment bank Kruger Partners. When she notices on her first day that her fellow interns Deborah and Amelia boast similarly voluptuous physical assets, she dismisses this as a coincidence. But her faith in the morality of the business world rapidly turns to vehement disapproval as she realizes that there is a pattern to Kruger Partners' recruitment policy, which has less to do with A-level results than with cup size.

Christmas holiday indiscretions haunt Stephanie's return to Stonemere Park Girls' Grammar for a term where the school's emphasis on a young lady's use of her breasts has never been more pronounced. Add an ill-advised lie about having a boyfriend, and an exchange trip with a co-educational grammar school in France into the mix, and it looks like Stephanie is in for another rollercoaster ride of a term!

When Russ loses his third girlfriend in a row to his overly voracious need for getting down and dirty, he complains to his friends that a girl wouldn’t ever have this problem. Case in point: His friend Krystal, a lesbian who sleeps with dozens and dozens of hot dates. But since he’s not a girl, Krystal proposes an alternate solution: Why not go see a fortune teller and see if a little hypnosis can cure him of his appetites?