AUGUST 30, 2019

Happy Friday! Truly, a three-day weekend has never been more in order. After all the excitement of the MTV VMAs on Monday—held just a hop, skip, and a jump from Audible HQ in Newark—we are ready to relax and enjoy summer’s last hurrah. Especially since we hear we’re in for a mean winter this year…

Well, that sounds both fun and terrifying.

The Farmers’ Almanac has released their winter predictions and forewarned of colder than normal temperatures, with so many ups and downs that you might call it a “polar coaster.” While we were busy saluting their copywriters, we noticed our social media feeds were filling up with—of all things—acorns. Many folks are noticing that this year they are bigger and more copious than normal, all because oak trees know about the dire conditions to come. With our minds officially blown, but skeptical (are trees actually smarter than humans? Probably?), we’re digging into this listen about the magic of seeds to find out if there’s a kernel of truth to all this.

A space-age divorce story…

Conscious uncouplings might be the trendy, modern way to split up, but it seems most divorces still involve your garden-variety domestic disputes. Last week one particular breakup was in the news not because the couple was fighting over anything extraordinary, but rather because of where it all took place: in outer space. One ex alleged that the other illegally accessed her bank account from a NASA computer at the International Space Station, leaving legal experts scratching their heads about jurisdiction beyond the borders of our planet’s atmosphere. One thing is certain, though—as space travel becomes more commonplace, anything we do on Earth will certainly happen out there eventually, too.

…and a scandal worth buckling in for.

Around here, we’re used to fictional tales of self-driving car mayhem—like Reverse Transmission, a black comedy about a killer AI behind the wheel, and The Passengers, John Marrs’s twisted technothriller set in a driverless future. But the news that a former Google and Uber engineer has been charged with 33 counts of attempted thefts of trade secrets is another reminder that truth can be juicier than fiction. So we’re shifting into high gear for Super Pumped: The Battle for Uber, reporter Mike Isaac’s deep dive into one of driverless tech’s key players and a fascinating window into the company’s history and future.

Early retirement goals.

The sports world is still reeling from Andrew Luck’s surprise announcement that he is retiring from his position as quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts. Diehard fans are obviously upset, but many are commending Luck for prioritizing his mental health and happiness—a rare move from a successful, professional athlete—over the game. It’s important to know When to Jump, and we wish Luck…luck…on his next move!

Dolls with history.

Barbie has had a rather complicated history in pop culture and in the minds of girls and women everywhere, much of it wonderfully chronicled in The Good, the Bad, and the Barbie. But this week’s news on Women’s Equality Day that two dolls honoring civil rights activist Rosa Parks and the first woman in space, Sally Ride, are now available is sure to make many people happy. We do hope the literature that accompanies each doll give a good comprehensive look at their lives, including Parks’ activism well before her refusal to sit in the back of the bus.

Classics old and new.

  • Classic literature can inspire passion, debate, and guilt, and we welcomed the first two while checking our guilt (mostly) at the door in the new classics episode of Audicted.
  • Beloved children’s show Blues Clues is getting a reboot (that’s what classics do, people!). Till then, catch star Steve Burns in the magical musical adventure Foreverywhere, which Burns told us is a true “labor of love.”
Till Next Week!
—the audible editors