Bug never had any luck with women, because he just wasn’t very interesting. He had nothing to say on dates because he really didn’t have any hobbies. Well, he used to play bass guitar back in high school—so in an attempt to make himself more interesting, he finds a casual band that needs a bass player. One thing leads to another, and suddenly, Bug’s band is looking to play a serious set on a major national broadcast. When their singer drops out due to stage fright, Bug is forced to step up to the mic.

Christopher has decided it’s time to bulk up: no more being the small guy. He gets himself a gym membership and a big tub of Hulk Diet Protein Powder. But his gym journey isn’t complete without his new friend and gym partner, Alan, who has also lived his whole life as the "small guy". Alan’s all-in as well, with his own giant tub of Hulk Diet. Then, he begins to notice strange feelings, and strange urges.

Riley has spent his whole career working on commercial cargo boats and the odd fishing vessel, but his dream has been to work on yachts. One day, the crewing agency gives him a call. There’s a yacht with an opening in Norway, and Riley doesn’t hesitate to accept the job. But the crew was expecting a woman for the interior crew, not a man for a deckhand.

Prom is approaching, and Jeremy has his eye on Amanda. Well, every guy has his eye on Amanda, and a few of the girls too. She’s the hottest girl in school, so Jeremy doesn’t actually think he has a shot.

Danny was sure he was going to get the big promotion at work—and then his boss tells him that it’s gone to someone else: Deakins. No, Deakins doesn’t have the numbers that Danny has, but Deakins has a wife, and the company’s clients have wives who want other wives to mingle with at events and company getaways. Stunned, Danny sinks into despair. Finding a woman has always been a struggle with his demanding work schedule. He makes great money… but no woman seems to want a man who spends most of his waking hours at the office.