100% Match

De: Patrick C. Harrison III

Narrado por: Joe Hempel

"What The One Minute Manager was to business, 100% Match is to relationships." (PC3 Books)

Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.

"Depraved, deranged, and blackly hilarious. PC3 does what he does best here, and doesn't hold back. I suspect 89.3% of you will love this story. The other 10.7% are humorless prudes." (Chris Miller, author of Dust and Dub-Town Blues)

"Vile, repulsive, and smart, with a kick-in-the-ass ending. You know, all the stuff we've come to love about PC3" (Rayne Havok, author of Necrosis)

"Get ready to squirm, cringe, and maybe even laugh! Patrick C. Harrison III's prose is as slick as it is sick, and 100% Match is one you won't want to miss. Especially if you're deranged and looking for love." (Judith Sonnet, author of No One Rides for Free)

"If you like your fiction sick and twisted, this one will be a 100% match for you. PC3 gives us a glimpse into the mind of the truly depraved, and despite the nature of spending time in such a nasty headspace, the story is entertaining as hell. Just don’t read it on a full stomach." (Robert Essig, author of The Circus Oasis and Tweaker Creatures)

©2022 Patrick C Harrison III (P)2023 Fright Night Audio

Why did I wait so long?!

I have had this sick little shorty on my list forever. I tend to go for audiobooks due to my schedule. So when I found out it was being released to Audible and I got the opportunity to listen, I jumped so fast! I am glad I did. I loved this little story. The statistics cracked me up. Bart’s got it all down, every stat you can imagine and where he stands. I would giggle every time “an incident” was mentioned. I felt the need to gag a few times, which is rare for me. It takes a lot to gross me out but Bart is just so gross and disgusting... I am thoroughly impressed and can’t wait to read more from Patrick. 100% Match is funny, vile and deranged. Joe’s narration is superb and I loved every second. The ending was great… did Bart find his match?? You know you want to know!!

Lol that was wild!

I laughed,gagged and felt repulsed! It was a funny,weird and fulfilling short read! Warning..Don’t eat while listening

👍🏽

i loved it. it was disturbing and had a twisted ending. very short so i listened to it twice for any missing parts i may have forgotten. definitely recommend listening to but its not for the weak

Sick and fun

I really enjoyed how short and gross and fun this was to listen to. I highly recommend it.

Not what I was expecting

What a great modern horror story. Very disturbing (to say the least) with a bit of a predictable ending but totally gut-wrenching throughout.
It felt like a modern take on American Psycho's concept.

100% deliciously disturbing.

What the actual F did I just read? Beyond gross , incredibly disturbing, I can't count the number of times I almost threw up. It was phenomenal. I have never been so grossed out and completely captivated all at the same time. The voice actor is incredible. loved every second, the shock factor is perfect. Such a strange little story. I really enjoyed it.

strange and disturbing

as my title indicates this story is strange and disturbing as well as weird as hell

Gah!

Strongly suggest not eating while listening to this one!

Funny, off the wall, and well written.

Vocal performance

Just not my bag. I can see where some people would dig it, the voice actor was great though. Could totally picture the main character throughout

Bizarre

What on earth did I just read? Definitely interesting lol. Mind blown 😳 Wild listen! Wow