100% Match

De: Patrick C. Harrison III

Narrado por: Joe Hempel

Duración: 1 h y 14 m

Resumen del Editor

"What The One Minute Manager was to business, 100% Match is to relationships." (PC3 Books)

Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.

"Depraved, deranged, and blackly hilarious. PC3 does what he does best here, and doesn't hold back. I suspect 89.3% of you will love this story. The other 10.7% are humorless prudes." (Chris Miller, author of Dust and Dub-Town Blues)

"Vile, repulsive, and smart, with a kick-in-the-ass ending. You know, all the stuff we've come to love about PC3" (Rayne Havok, author of Necrosis)

"Get ready to squirm, cringe, and maybe even laugh! Patrick C. Harrison III's prose is as slick as it is sick, and 100% Match is one you won't want to miss. Especially if you're deranged and looking for love." (Judith Sonnet, author of No One Rides for Free)

"If you like your fiction sick and twisted, this one will be a 100% match for you. PC3 gives us a glimpse into the mind of the truly depraved, and despite the nature of spending time in such a nasty headspace, the story is entertaining as hell. Just don’t read it on a full stomach." (Robert Essig, author of The Circus Oasis and Tweaker Creatures)

©2022 Patrick C Harrison III (P)2023 Fright Night Audio

Why did I wait so long?!

I have had this sick little shorty on my list forever. I tend to go for audiobooks due to my schedule. So when I found out it was being released to Audible and I got the opportunity to listen, I jumped so fast! I am glad I did. I loved this little story. The statistics cracked me up. Bart’s got it all down, every stat you can imagine and where he stands. I would giggle every time “an incident” was mentioned. I felt the need to gag a few times, which is rare for me. It takes a lot to gross me out but Bart is just so gross and disgusting... I am thoroughly impressed and can’t wait to read more from Patrick. 100% Match is funny, vile and deranged. Joe’s narration is superb and I loved every second. The ending was great… did Bart find his match?? You know you want to know!!

Lol that was wild!

I laughed,gagged and felt repulsed! It was a funny,weird and fulfilling short read! Warning..Don’t eat while listening

Short and gruesome

I LOVED this story of trying to find your one perfect match. Even if you’re a disgusting freak with little regard for others. This story was whimsical and so satisfyingly grotesque.

As always Joe Hempel’s performance was done to perfection and really brought the story to life.

Don’t eat the burger

Bart is…….something. The way this is written leaves so many questions that I need to explore, like what happened in the church with a newspaper two candlesticks and a priest? I laughed, I puked, I’ll never eat a burger from a restaurant again.

Joes performance of the analytical statistic loving psycho just brought it that much closer to home.

Nearly a Dark Comedy

Twisted and shocking but dark and entertaining. It played out almost like a dark comedy. After reading the reviews I was curious about how dark it would get, it's pretty graphic but I think it played out well. I was able to enjoy it all in one sitting.

Dark humor

I absolutely loved this. I love when a book can get you rooting for the bad guy. Like I was really happy for him when he found “the one”

Fast food anyone?

Love PC3 so when i seen this on multiple peoples gross out list I was eagerly anticipating the audiobook treatment and it doesn’t disappoint
Joe is one of the best narrators in the biz, and is flawless, as usual
If you enjoy splatterpunk, this is your 100% match

Absolutely disgusting but I loved it

A quick listen that will have you grossed out, and gasping out loud. I loved the details that went into this and the ending was surprising, did not expect that!

Disturbing

A disturbing book but overall it was a good, quick read. I definitely was not bored.

WTF 💀

As the title says, be prepared to repeat over and over again. I didn't not know what I agreed to when listening to this. But man what a wild ride. The random bits of information throughout leave you with so many questions, and as the story escalates everything starts to make more sense. And there are so many twists and turns, so buckle in for best, weirdest, insane, outlandish ride. The story is amazingly written, and the narration is impeccable! Definitely worth the listen!