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100+ Zombie Jokes: Funny Zombie Jokes for Kids: Halloween Jokes
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Are you looking for a fun audiobook to keep the kids entertained and happy? Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!
This audiobook is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms and listening to at home.
- 100+ funny zombie & Halloween jokes
- Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children
- Funny and hilarious Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults
The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke audiobook full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and massive assortment of zombie & Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
Warning: This funny joke audiobook will cause you to laugh hysterically!
- Q: Where do zombies go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea!
HAHA!
- Q: What kind of candy do zombies dislike?
A: Life Savers!
LOL!
- Q: What did the zombie say before the fight?
A: Do you want a piece of me!?
HAHA!
- Q: Why did the zombie go to the dentist?
A: He wanted to improve his bite!
You will be rolling on the floor laughing at this massive collection of 100+ zombie & Halloween jokes for kids. This is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about zombies, monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make you go wild with laughter. This joke audiobook is excellent for kids, children, teens and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!
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Decent jokes
Some of these jokes were good. They are basically "play on word" jokes that make no sense if you don't know the phrases used...some of the jokes used phrases that were too old/complicated for young kids to get. My opinion...
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