Babies and Other Hazards of Sex
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Dave Barry
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Barry reveals, for the first time, the secret chant for painless childbirth. He also reveals why no secret chant could possibly take a woman's mind off the fact that she is in such pain, that she wants a gigantic comet to crash into the earth and kill her and her husband and the doctor and the nurses and everyone else in the world.
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- Brent
- 12-24-11
I knew all this - I have 3 kids
Very true and very funny story about having and raising children.
Well written and Arte Johnson does a great job crying like a baby.
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- Nando
- 10-02-18
The perfect Birth Control
In true Dave Barry fashion. he has left me in stitches and not ever wanting to have children around.
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- Jane
- 04-12-14
I smiled a lot!
This is a short piece, 1 ½ hours. I’ve heard these things before, but it’s fun to hear Dave’s take. Example: a baby’s purpose in life is filling diapers and putting disgusting things in his mouth.
Audiobook narrator Arte Johnson was good.
Genre: humorous essays
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- Tiger
- 04-28-22
Somewhat Funny, Generally Amusing, but Not Great
I'm lukewarm about Dave Barry books, which have been a hit or miss to me, but this one is more of a hit than a miss.
It is over pretty quickly, made me laugh enough times, and was generally amusing. Its not a comedy spectacular. But it kept my interest during 2-3 days of dog walks and was never a chore to listen to. It felt like it was over too soon, a good sign. But I find it hard to make a strong recommendation about it.
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- Lisa
- 09-07-11
Poor Quality
This is a hilarious book that I think is read quite well, however the recording quality is extremely poor. The sound goes in and out and at best is very quiet. A real disappointment.
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