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George Carlin Reads to You
- An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
- Narrado por: George Carlin
- Duración: 7 h y 5 m
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Winner of an Obie and a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize, and directed by Tony nominee Leigh Silverman, Yellow Face is as timely as ever, wrestling with issues of cultural appropriation, complicity, and artistic freedom. It’s brought to life in this audio-only revival by a stunning all-star cast (many playing themselves) led by Daniel Dae Kim.
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Funny, great audible performance, and good dialogue.
- De Ed the Canadian en 05-04-24
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American Psycho
- De: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrado por: Pablo Schreiber
- Duración: 16 h y 29 m
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- De So Fain en 03-27-11
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The Heron
- De: Don Winslow
- Narrado por: Ed Harris
- Duración: 1 h y 6 m
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“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him. It seems a former client believes that The Heron has skipped town with several million dollars not his own. Don Winslow’s ensuing, entertaining yarn is by turns twisty, dark, and comical as we observe the delicate dance between the pursuer and the pursued.
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- De 🔥 Phx17 🔥 en 07-29-22
De: Don Winslow
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Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares
- De: Laura Benanti
- Narrado por: Laura Benanti
- Duración: 1 h y 21 m
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As a precocious kid who took Broadway by storm at the age of 18, Laura Benanti spent her formative years playing grown-ups onstage, but it took her a while to figure out how to be one in real life. With her razor-sharp wit and unapologetic candor, Benanti shares her hard-won insights on topics like marriage, motherhood, perimenopause, female friendship, and making peace with the younger versions of ourselves.
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the best special I've listened in a while
- De Anonymous User en 06-06-24
De: Laura Benanti
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Escape from Virtual Island
- An Audio Comedy
- De: John Lutz
- Narrado por: Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer, Sue Galloway, y otros
- Duración: 4 h y 28 m
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In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
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- De Jeffrey veals en 04-03-20
De: John Lutz
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Napalm & Silly Putty
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
- Duración: 2 h y 28 m
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Yes, George Carlin is here with more of what he did better than any other comic: uproarious observations, laser-targeted crankiness, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness. ("If the shoe fits, get another just like it." "When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") Napalm & Silly Putty is just what his fans have been waiting for—another generous helping of notions, nonsense, assertions, assumptions, mockery, merriment, silliness, sarcasm, and, to be sure, plenty of disturbing references and toxic alienation.
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Good, but not like the stand-up
- De Anonymous User en 10-10-21
De: George Carlin
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Last Words
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: Tony Hendra, Patrick Carlin
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As one of America's preeminent comedic voices, George Carlin saw it all throughout his extraordinary 50-year career and made fun of most of it. Last Words is the story of the man behind some of the most seminal comedy of the last half century, blending his signature acer-bic humor with never-before-told stories from his own life.
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Outstanding insight... Well read
- De AskJoe.TV en 01-10-12
De: George Carlin
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Brain Droppings
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
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Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.
New! Don't miss our AudibleComedy combo, featuring original humor from standups Greg Proops and Steve Marmel.
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If you like the Carlin of late...
- De Rod A. en 12-12-11
De: George Carlin
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
- Duración: 7 h y 30 m
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Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
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I nice pragmatic view of life.
- De Aaron en 10-19-04
De: George Carlin
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Seven Dirty Words
- The Life and Crimes of George Carlin
- De: James Sullivan
- Narrado por: Alan Sklar
- Duración: 10 h y 17 m
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In Seven Dirty Words, journalist and cultural critic James Sullivan tells the story of Alternative America from the 1950s to the present, from the singular vantage point of George Carlin, the Catholic boy for whom nothing was sacred.
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Carlin's CV with no Depth or Insight
- De Dubi en 01-23-14
De: James Sullivan
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You Are All Diseased
- De: George Carlin
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Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.
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another classic Carlin
- De RIP IT UP! en 11-10-17
De: George Carlin
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Napalm & Silly Putty
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
- Duración: 2 h y 28 m
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Yes, George Carlin is here with more of what he did better than any other comic: uproarious observations, laser-targeted crankiness, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness. ("If the shoe fits, get another just like it." "When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") Napalm & Silly Putty is just what his fans have been waiting for—another generous helping of notions, nonsense, assertions, assumptions, mockery, merriment, silliness, sarcasm, and, to be sure, plenty of disturbing references and toxic alienation.
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Good, but not like the stand-up
- De Anonymous User en 10-10-21
De: George Carlin
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Last Words
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: Tony Hendra, Patrick Carlin
- Duración: 6 h y 24 m
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As one of America's preeminent comedic voices, George Carlin saw it all throughout his extraordinary 50-year career and made fun of most of it. Last Words is the story of the man behind some of the most seminal comedy of the last half century, blending his signature acer-bic humor with never-before-told stories from his own life.
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Outstanding insight... Well read
- De AskJoe.TV en 01-10-12
De: George Carlin
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Brain Droppings
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
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Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.
New! Don't miss our AudibleComedy combo, featuring original humor from standups Greg Proops and Steve Marmel.
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- De Rod A. en 12-12-11
De: George Carlin
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
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Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
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I nice pragmatic view of life.
- De Aaron en 10-19-04
De: George Carlin
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Seven Dirty Words
- The Life and Crimes of George Carlin
- De: James Sullivan
- Narrado por: Alan Sklar
- Duración: 10 h y 17 m
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In Seven Dirty Words, journalist and cultural critic James Sullivan tells the story of Alternative America from the 1950s to the present, from the singular vantage point of George Carlin, the Catholic boy for whom nothing was sacred.
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Carlin's CV with no Depth or Insight
- De Dubi en 01-23-14
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You Are All Diseased
- De: George Carlin
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Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.
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another classic Carlin
- De RIP IT UP! en 11-10-17
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Complaints & Grievances
- De: George Carlin
- Duración: 54 m
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If you missed the HBO special, it's all here and it's all hysterical. George goes off on every subject under the sun and a few other planets too. Be the first one on your cell block to buy this great performance.
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Funny
- De M en 02-21-17
De: George Carlin
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More Napalm and Silly Putty
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
- Duración: 2 h y 28 m
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A companion to the best selling Napalm and Silly Putty, George Carlin's More Napalm and Silly Putty picks up where the original left off, with more laser-sharp observations, tough questions, philosophical musings, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness in these unabridged excerpts from the thinking man's comic - and three-time Grammy winner!
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Entry-Level Carlin
- De Charles Elmore en 12-23-03
De: George Carlin
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Parental Advisory
- Explicit Lyrics
- De: George Carlin
- Duración: 53 m
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Okay, you might want to remove children under the age of nine from the room before listening to this brilliant album. When they turn 10, you might want to reconsider. Kids are going to learn this language sooner or later, so why not from George? It's Carlin's 12th comedy album, and most of it comes from his seventh HBO special Doin' It Again.
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George Carlin- The Greatest Observer of Mankind.
- De BusDriverNYC en 03-23-19
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Classic Gold
- De: George Carlin
- Duración: 2 h y 26 m
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This set contains three of George Carlin's classic albums from the 1970s in their entirety: FM & AM, Class Clown, and Occupation Foole.
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Don't listen and drive
- De Jim "The Impatient" en 10-05-12
De: George Carlin
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Life Is Worth Losing
- De: George Carlin
- Duración: 1 h y 11 m
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George Carlin's 18th album. It was recorded simultaneously with the live broadcast of his 13th HBO special.
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- De Brad en 02-13-09
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A Carlin Home Companion
- Growing Up with George
- De: Kelly Carlin
- Narrado por: Kelly Carlin
- Duración: 11 h y 52 m
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Truly the voice of a generation, George Carlin gave the world some of the most hysterical and iconic comedy routines of the last 50 years. He perfected the art of making audiences double over with laughter while simultaneously making people wake up to the realities (and insanities) of life in the 20th century. Few people glimpsed the inner life of this beloved comedian, but his only child, Kelly, was there to see it all.
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A wonderful journey
- De Christopher en 09-18-15
De: Kelly Carlin
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Class Clown
- De: George Carlin
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Comedian George Carlin's definitive monologue was delivered on this 1972 album, his third, in the form of Seven Dirty Words You Can Never Say on Television. The FCC and Supreme Court held the routine as the epitome of tastelessness, threatening to yank the license of any station that dare play it over public airwaves. So you know it has to be funny. Buy it today and shock your parents!
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Top 5 comedy album of all time
- De Kent en 06-24-08
De: George Carlin
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An Evening with Wally Londo
- De: George Carlin
- Duración: 48 m
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Here is George Carlin's sixth album, recorded in 1975. Tracks include "Teenage Masturbation", "Mental Hot Foots", "High on the Plane", and more.
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
- De: Paula Poundstone
- Narrado por: Paula Poundstone
- Duración: 5 h y 59 m
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What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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More!
- De Evelyn en 02-11-07
De: Paula Poundstone
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Everything Reminds Me of Something
- De: Adam Carolla
- Narrado por: Adam Carolla
- Duración: 8 h y 34 m
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Ever wonder what you would say or do if you didn’t give a f--k? Adam Carolla can tell you. In his sixth book, the comedian, podcaster, and provocateur does what he does best—doles out advice and opinions with utter disregard for our politically correct, self-righteous, virtue signaling, woke times.
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I tried.
- De Lindsey McCool en 08-30-22
De: Adam Carolla
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Jammin' in New York
- De: George Carlin
- Duración: 56 m
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George Carlin's eighth HBO special, taped on April 24 and 25, 1992, at the Paramount Theater, on the grounds of Madison Square Garden in New York City. Topics include the recently ended Persian Gulf War, similarities and differences among average Americans, language used at airports and more.
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Nothing new here.
- De J. Miller en 03-06-13
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A Place for My Stuff!
- De: George Carlin
- Duración: 51 m
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Classic Carlin all the way. His eighth comedy album after a five year break. Unlike earlier releases, A Place For My Stuff contains a number of studio tracks in addition to live performances, and he pokes fun at the format and candor of community radio, commercials, and television with aplomb.
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Comdedy Classic
- De Jill en 06-27-08
De: George Carlin
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre George Carlin Reads to You
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- Ralph
- 05-30-16
George's humor is just not my thing
I think George does George Carlin well here so if it's your thing enjoy it
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- slp 4 me
- 09-06-14
George Carlin never disappoints
Even if you have heard this bit before........there is something to be said about having them at your listening disposal. This is the book to download when you are having a bad day.
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- Hawkeye
- 06-25-12
100 percent, unapologetically, George Carlin
No surprises in Carlin's own reading of his classic late career book releases. In this narrative, you get precisely what you expect. Social observer, hilariously literal etymologist and patron saint of the realists, this listen was worth it to fill the time on my drives to and from work.
It was interesting - and slightly frightening - to hear how much of his material is relevant, evocative and poignant even four years after his death. The book earned three stars for story only because this book is a stand-up routine and not a story.
I enjoyed it but would not recommend this if you are offended by profanity. Nice addition to the audio library for one credit.
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- Phathom Likes?
- 02-17-20
Watch the specials instead.
A lot of his best materials, but he’s just talking to a mic. On the specials he’s animated and the audience immerses you in the act.
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- Zee
- 04-30-19
Not politically correct
If you are a fan of George Carlin humor this is a great listen. Funny!!
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- Peter
- 12-25-13
Alittle goes a long ways
Would you try another book from George Carlin and/or George Carlin?
Some is classic the other are filler
Would you be willing to try another book from George Carlin? Why or why not?
nope- I have the good stuff
Have you listened to any of George Carlin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Saw George live in Iowa-after about an hour I said I had enough
Do you think George Carlin Reads to You needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
no-his performance is tops his materials often is not
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- Ronn McCarrick
- 05-03-19
Too Much of a Good Thing
I really enjoy George Carlin's observations and humor, but in this particular instance I felt a little bit bombarded by those observations. So much of his material causes you to stop and think and this format doesn't allow for that. All the material was good, but I think I would listen to it a second time in smaller doses.
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- kevinf
- 05-04-19
George gives you plenty to ponder on
If you have ever listened to any of George Carlin's stuff or have watched his videos and specials...then more than likely you have heard some of what's here in this audio collection. I'm a big fan of his and I have heard all of this in his routines at some point or another. However; this is a good collection of his thoughts.
Hearing George's thinking in an audio book format was reminiscent of listening to the old George Carlin vinyl records or audio cassettes only in digital form.
The books are narrated by George himself which adds to his writing bringing you into his way of looking at things. You're getting three books because he adds an extra one... "more Napalm and Silly Putty" at the end.
Politically incorrect at times... Snowflakes beware... comedy enclosed within. Recommended for those looking to bring a smile to your day. This can be listened to in segments as the subject changes quite often.
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- West
- 07-28-15
George Carlin is legendary!
Carlin's material is made to be listened to. A lot of the sarcastic, snarky emotion would get lost without his voice. I would love the collection so much more if I hadn't heard so many of the jokes in "Life is Worth Losing" and "Parental Advisory." I love how his material isn't typically laugh-out-loud punchline material, but more of things that get you thinking. A master at his best.
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- Mark
- 05-06-16
More George Carlin Greatness
Very funny, of course if you are a big George Carlin fan you'll spot things in here from his standup comedy. There is however... plenty of new material. I miss George Carlin!
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