I Bought a Pair

And...That's a T-Shirt, Volume 1

De: Sharra Smith

Narrado por: Susan Knight

Duración: 3 h y 33 m

Resumen del Editor

If you are a grammar fanatic, you might want to be alert! As I am not perfect, neither is this book. If you don’t like curse words or made-up words for the human anatomy, also not the book for you. If you have strong religious or political views on the PTA or have won some sort of Mother of the Year award, I don’t advise you to listen to this, either. If you manage to get out of bed every morning and look as if you just walked off the cover of Cosmo Magazine, this is absolutely not a book for you (I make fun of you).

If you decide that you are going to listen to this book and you are in some way offended, know that at any time you could stop listening and walk away. If you continued listening just because you want to give a bad review, mope, bitch, or complain, please know that I don’t care. Have a great listen and enjoy the next 24 chapters of complete insanity!

"That’s a T-Shirt" is a phrase I coined to mentally handle all the crap that goes wrong. Saying that to myself is how I have survived my last almost 40 years of crazy. At times, I actually feel like the T-shirts you see women wearing. Can’t adult today, needs coffee, nope not today, Imma gonna sleep-in, bed hair don’t care, and many others). I realized that even though those T-shirts were similar to my day, they didn’t quite make the statement I needed to make. They also made me seem like a nagging, lazy, and unmotivated lump of life. I needed something stronger than coffee, and choosing to be an adult was not an actual option in my world.

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