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Jokes 'R' Us
- One-Stop to Non-Stop Rib-Tickling, Floor-Rolling, Gut-Busting Laughter for All Ages!
- Narrado por: Rob Izenberg
- Duración: 50 m
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Resumen del Editor
Hold onto your funny bones because Jokes 'R' Us is here to take you on an uproarious rollercoaster ride through the wild world of humor!
Get ready for a comedy extravaganza that will leave you grinning from ear to ear, whether you're 9 or 99!
Inside this audiobook, you'll discover a treasure trove of Q&A Jokes that are so witty even the most clever quokka would envy them! And let's not forget the Knock-Knock Jokes, where we open the door to animal antics that could rival any stand-up act at the zoo.
But that's not all, folks! Jokes 'R' Us is your passport to laughter destinations that span the globe, with:
- Travel Tidbits that'll have you giggling your way through imaginary vacations to exotic locales.
- And when it comes to the world of nanotechnologies, we've shrunk the funny down to atomic size, proving that even the tiniest subjects can pack a punchline!
- For those with a taste for the finer things in life, our Gastronomy jokes will surely tickle your taste buds, while our Classic Dad Jokes will have you groaning with delight. And speaking of school days, we've got Schoolyard Shenanigans that'll make you nostalgic for recess and your favorite goofy teacher.
- Pop culture enthusiasts, we've got you covered, too! Our jokes pay tribute to the icons and quirks of our times. Who knew you could find laughter in the oddest corners of the internet or through the latest celebrity gossip?
Want a sneak peek?
I asked a cow how he was doing, and he said he was feeling a bit under the leather.
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Q: How does a pig start a speech?
A: It says “A-ham”
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Knock... Knock...
Who's there?
Omelette
Omelette, who?
Omelette me in!
Jokes 'R' Us isn't just a book—it's your backstage pass to a comedy show that never ends. Whether you're sharing these jokes with friends and family or just enjoying them on your own, this book promises to brighten your day, one chuckle at a time.
So, buckle up and prepare for a hilarious journey that spans the entire humor spectrum. Jokes 'R' Us is your ultimate source for non-stop laughter and is available now.
Join the legions of listeners who've already discovered the joy within this audiobook, and let the good times roll! Laughter is universal, and with Jokes 'R' Us, it's always in style.
Grab your copy today and get ready to laugh until your ribs beg for mercy!
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