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Rodney Dangerfield
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Nobody could kiss and tell like the late Rodney Dangerfield! Here are all the details of his torrid love affair with La Contessa. This ultra-spicy private diary chronicles the amazing exploits of a great lothario, and is sure to make you howl—with plenty of innuendos and double entendres delivered as only Rodney Dangerfield can. Afterward, the man who just "can't get no respect" lets loose with a stand-up set—"It's Lonely at the Top (When There's No One on the Bottom)"—performed at the world-famous Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
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