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Eric Vall
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My days used to be filled with working my minimum wage job at a local shipping store, but one night, I was in the wrong place at the right time and came into possession of a weird metal bracelet.
The good news: Now I suddenly have a superpower.
The bad news: A vicious family of mobsters, clandestine government agencies, and uber wealthy treasure hunters all want to tear the bracelet from my dead arm.
The worse news: I have no idea how to handle my new power, and I’m going to have to defeat the bad guys without hurting anyone who doesn’t deserve it.
Disclaimer: This is a slow-burn harem series.
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Compiled by intrepid journalist Neve Pride, this archive of recordings spans the months after dragons emerged on earth, chronicling the communities that sprang up amid the destruction, the scientists, military leaders, and experts searching for a defense, and those steadfastly seeking the missing. Neve and her young daughter Bex travel among the wreckage speaking to those left behind and surviving, against all odds. Neve records everything for history, and in the hopes of locating a clue as to where the dragons came from and how one might stop them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Unique story told in an interesting way
- De TGunn en 04-01-25
De: Bob Proehl
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Hitchhikers
- De: Ben H. Winters
- Narrado por: Therese Plummer
- Duración: 3 h y 27 m
- Grabación Original
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,241
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,224
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,224
Annie has always had high hopes for her future. But the reality of her life just isn’t measuring up. She loves her fiancé, Greg–doesn’t she? She’s going to get her degree and open her own business–won’t she? Then, a strange old woman shows up outside her house, and she seems to know a lot about Annie. An awful lot. Annie could tell the old woman to get lost. Yet there’s something about her Annie just can’t shake. And what she learns could change her life forever–but is it the life she envisioned?
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5 out of 5 stars
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The ever present battle between past and future.
- De Kindle Customer en 03-14-25
De: Ben H. Winters
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When the Moon Hits Your Eye
- De: John Scalzi
- Narrado por: Wil Wheaton
- Duración: 10 h y 5 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 202
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 190
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 190
For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Wil Wheaton is torture
- De Amazon Customer en 03-27-25
De: John Scalzi
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The Martian
- De: Andy Weir
- Narrado por: Wil Wheaton
- Duración: 10 h y 59 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 38,739
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 34,459
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 34,355
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- De L. Newman en 01-11-20
De: Andy Weir
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Starter Villain
- De: John Scalzi
- Narrado por: Wil Wheaton
- Duración: 8 h y 5 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 11,895
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 10,558
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 10,552
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- De C. White en 09-19-23
De: John Scalzi
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Apocalyptic Pirates
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Delilah Stanfield, Jack Douglas
- Duración: 8 h y 10 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 11
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 11
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 11
They said it was just a meteor storm. Then the storm turned into a cataclysmic event as giant rocks crashed into the Earth. And dragons came crawling out of every one of them. Lots and lots of radioactive dragons. Now, nowhere but the ocean is safe, and home is an eight thousand mile journey across the seas. Even if I have to go full pirate, save some damsels in distress, and plunder to survive, I’m making it home in one piece.
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5 out of 5 stars
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story
- De Amazon Customer en 10-21-24
De: Eric Vall
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Metal Mage
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Duración: 9 h y 48 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,788
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,665
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,662
This magical world is about to have an industrial revolution. Get pulled from a life of 20th century boredom and thrust into a fantasy world. Find out there are a bunch of powerful monsters and evil wizards intent on killing everyone. Use new magical powers of earth and metal to craft awesome armor, swords, and guns. Kill the bad guys, become a hero, and have a harem of hot women.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Couldn't listen anymore after 3 hours.
- De Michael en 06-15-19
De: Eric Vall
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Werewolf Knight
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alyssa Poon, Jack Douglas
- Duración: 12 h y 48 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 18
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 16
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 16
A newcomer hath arrived from the faraway land of ‘New Jersey’ to our noble kingdom of Lupercalia. Hank Baker, chosen by the Moon Goddess Herself to serve as Her knight champion! Transported here across vast distances by Her blessing, Hank, alone among red-blooded commoners, possesses the gift of were-shifting to battle the endless hordes of monsters, recover the lost treasures of the realm, and bed the most comely womenfolk.
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5 out of 5 stars
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very fun and fast paced story
- De JJP en 02-26-24
De: Eric Vall
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Princess Master
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 8 h y 47 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 345
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 311
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 309
Hi. My name’s Joe, and yeah...I’m a plumber. Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this “Hero of Legend”. Now I have to collect all the princesses of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy...uhhh...kinky...uhhhh...“ritual”, and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog. I guess you could call this a magical pipe-laying adventure.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Dumb characters fumble through everything.
- De Bryan Gallagher en 08-22-20
De: Eric Vall
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Dragon Conjurer
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 9 h y 7 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 325
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 290
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 288
I was just your average college anthropology student. I went to class, worked my minimum-wage job, and studied for exams. Until I discovered that monsters are real and that I can summon the most powerful of them all: dragons. Now, I’m a Dragon Conjurer working for a secret agency/academy that protects the world from monsters behind the scenes, and two of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever met are in my squad and super into me. And it seems that they don’t mind sharing. Life is about to become awesome.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Is Eric even trying anymore?
- De kevin en 12-29-20
De: Eric Vall
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Wrath of the Dragon
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Actors Everywhere
- Duración: 8 h y 6 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 26
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 26
I was prepared to die in that last fire I fought in Tucson. I’d saved as many civilians as I could when the flames finally devoured me, but then I woke up in a vast world called Dracoria with a beautiful angel beside me. Things have only gotten crazier from there.
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5 out of 5 stars
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one of Eric vall's best
- De Amazon Customer en 02-28-23
De: Eric Vall
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Apocalyptic Pirates
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Delilah Stanfield, Jack Douglas
- Duración: 8 h y 10 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 11
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 11
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 11
They said it was just a meteor storm. Then the storm turned into a cataclysmic event as giant rocks crashed into the Earth. And dragons came crawling out of every one of them. Lots and lots of radioactive dragons. Now, nowhere but the ocean is safe, and home is an eight thousand mile journey across the seas. Even if I have to go full pirate, save some damsels in distress, and plunder to survive, I’m making it home in one piece.
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5 out of 5 stars
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story
- De Amazon Customer en 10-21-24
De: Eric Vall
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Metal Mage
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Duración: 9 h y 48 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,788
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,665
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,662
This magical world is about to have an industrial revolution. Get pulled from a life of 20th century boredom and thrust into a fantasy world. Find out there are a bunch of powerful monsters and evil wizards intent on killing everyone. Use new magical powers of earth and metal to craft awesome armor, swords, and guns. Kill the bad guys, become a hero, and have a harem of hot women.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Couldn't listen anymore after 3 hours.
- De Michael en 06-15-19
De: Eric Vall
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Werewolf Knight
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alyssa Poon, Jack Douglas
- Duración: 12 h y 48 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 18
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 16
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 16
A newcomer hath arrived from the faraway land of ‘New Jersey’ to our noble kingdom of Lupercalia. Hank Baker, chosen by the Moon Goddess Herself to serve as Her knight champion! Transported here across vast distances by Her blessing, Hank, alone among red-blooded commoners, possesses the gift of were-shifting to battle the endless hordes of monsters, recover the lost treasures of the realm, and bed the most comely womenfolk.
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5 out of 5 stars
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very fun and fast paced story
- De JJP en 02-26-24
De: Eric Vall
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Princess Master
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 8 h y 47 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 345
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 311
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 309
Hi. My name’s Joe, and yeah...I’m a plumber. Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this “Hero of Legend”. Now I have to collect all the princesses of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy...uhhh...kinky...uhhhh...“ritual”, and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog. I guess you could call this a magical pipe-laying adventure.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Dumb characters fumble through everything.
- De Bryan Gallagher en 08-22-20
De: Eric Vall
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Dragon Conjurer
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 9 h y 7 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 325
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 290
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 288
I was just your average college anthropology student. I went to class, worked my minimum-wage job, and studied for exams. Until I discovered that monsters are real and that I can summon the most powerful of them all: dragons. Now, I’m a Dragon Conjurer working for a secret agency/academy that protects the world from monsters behind the scenes, and two of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever met are in my squad and super into me. And it seems that they don’t mind sharing. Life is about to become awesome.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Is Eric even trying anymore?
- De kevin en 12-29-20
De: Eric Vall
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Wrath of the Dragon
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Actors Everywhere
- Duración: 8 h y 6 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 26
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 26
I was prepared to die in that last fire I fought in Tucson. I’d saved as many civilians as I could when the flames finally devoured me, but then I woke up in a vast world called Dracoria with a beautiful angel beside me. Things have only gotten crazier from there.
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5 out of 5 stars
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one of Eric vall's best
- De Amazon Customer en 02-28-23
De: Eric Vall
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Resurrected as a Drow
- De: Logan Jacobs
- Narrado por: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Duración: 11 h y 23 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 24
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 21
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 21
The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Wasn’t for me
- De TJ en 02-10-24
De: Logan Jacobs
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God of Magic
- De: Logan Jacobs
- Narrado por: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Duración: 7 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,024
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 943
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 942
Gabriel would be the most powerful mage in the universe...if he were in the right universe. That's why the goddess of luck has sent him into a fantasy world to help the last of her followers. Now, he will use his power to manipulate minds and magic to help an orcish shield knight, a cunning dragoness archer, and an elven healer create the most powerful guild of adventurers this world had ever seen.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I am giving a good review, however...
- De Kindle Customer en 12-04-19
De: Logan Jacobs
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The Alpha: Protect. Procreate. Prevail.
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Robert L. Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
- Duración: 7 h y 40 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 426
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 371
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 374
I was just a nerd for crying out loud. A college student just doing his best to survive. I can’t be a werewolf. I have midterms next week. But apparently fate has plans for me, because one day I was just Jesse Rafe, and the next day I’m The Alpha, the legendary were shifter who is meant to impregnate every possible shifter species omega female and rule the world. If I don’t get killed by another alpha first, of course.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Super easy, barely an Inconvenience
- De kevin en 10-04-21
De: Eric Vall
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Lottery King
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Jessica Threet, Christopher Boucher
- Duración: 10 h y 40 m
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General5 out of 5 stars 26
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 22
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 22
I never imagined I’d win this big playing the lottery. Then, I bought a ticket that would change my life forever, and it’s not only riches I’m rolling in now. But being the first human king of the Eternal Realm comes with its own challenges, and there’s plenty of species who’d like to see my head on a spike.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great 1st Book
- De Jeffery Alan Browning, II en 01-10-23
De: Eric Vall
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Doomsday Hunter
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 7 h y 52 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 291
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 266
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 267
Step 1 - Travel to a different dimension on verge of destruction. Step 2 - Save dimension from doomsday event. Step 3 - Find the Wayfarer woman to take back so their dimension stabilizes. Step 4 - Bind Wayfarer woman to you for bonus powers and abilities. Step 5 - Get paid and then go back to step one.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Spoilers
- De Jaime Velazquez en 06-18-20
De: Eric Vall
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Magic Girls of Multiverse Inn
- A Reverse Portal Fantasy
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: C.C. Thompson, JD Tanner
- Duración: 10 h y 11 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 21
No one ever said navigating a magical multiverse would be easy, though. The Grymm is a deadly place, where gorgeous women are bound to lives of servitude and salesmanship, and nothing is ever as innocent as it seems. But having a highly coveted Venturer’s badge on my chest sure seems to be my ticket to riches, glory, and exotic women with magic powers beyond my wildest dreams.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Unique concept for accessing the multiverse
- De bill en 10-29-24
De: Eric Vall
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My Secret Portal to a Fantasy World
- My Secret Portal to a Fantasy World, Book 1
- De: D. Levesque
- Narrado por: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Duración: 10 h
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 132
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 132
Jack Pritcher has hit rock bottom, losing his home and job. Just when he believes his sanity might be next, he's presented with an opportunity that sounds utterly unbelievable. The offer on the table is to become a guardian of a Portal, a doorway to another world. But there's a twist – he must keep it a secret. Portals, it turns out, are alive in some way. They possess sentience and dictate their own set of rules that guardians must follow, under the penalty of death.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Warning, If your Not into World Building This is not for you
- De Amazon Customer en 04-11-24
De: D. Levesque
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Master of the Monsterverse: Complete Omnibus (1-6)
- De: Jamie Hawke
- Narrado por: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods, Tanner DeBruyne, y otros
- Duración: 40 h y 1 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 32
If you fall into the latter category, you get me. There I was, simply working to program my visual novel and find my muse, when BAM! Monster girl in my closet. Needless to say, she changed my life. For the better at first, sure. But then there was the hunter, and the crazy lady who spoke of another world where the monsters live.
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4 out of 5 stars
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The premise
- De Antonio Gomez en 03-23-25
De: Jamie Hawke
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Maid for You
- A Lamia Romance for Men
- De: Virgil Knightley, Peter North
- Narrado por: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Duración: 10 h y 31 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 138
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 128
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 128
Arthur Cain was a hero to his city, the most accomplished and respected of the firefighters in his entire district. But when a call comes in from the so-called "Halfbreed Heights", the monsterfolk part of the city, Arthur's life gets flip-turned upside down.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Prostitution with extra steps
- De Lostmidwesterner en 09-03-24
De: Virgil Knightley, y otros
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Villain for Hire Omnibus 1
- Babes and Badguys
- De: Jay Aury
- Narrado por: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane, Edward Black
- Duración: 21 h y 9 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 45
As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The audio in book 2 is beyond scuffed
- De kyle en 02-04-25
De: Jay Aury
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Hexblade Warlock
- Quintasia Academy, Book 1
- De: Jack Spry, Marcus Sloss
- Narrado por: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Duración: 17 h y 18 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 93
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 79
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 79
Survive. It's all Seven can do. An outcast through no fault of his own, he's forced to work the hardest fields, do the jobs no one else wants to. So, when war comes to his land, he has no qualms enlisting. After all, his life can’t get any harder, can it?
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3 out of 5 stars
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"You don't own me"...
- De GrimReaperD13 en 09-03-24
De: Jack Spry, y otros
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Beneath the Ashes Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- De: Misty Vixen
- Narrado por: Jessica Threet
- Duración: 25 h y 15 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 22
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 21
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 21
Life beneath the ashes of the old world has never been easy. For Ethan, though, it was simple in Refuge. Living in a small settlement inside a big cave and carving out a life with his little community was all he had ever known. It wasn’t a happy life, but there was little joy in a post-apocalyptic subterranean nightmare besides with the people you fought to survive with. And then he lost it all in the blink of an eye.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Original and Gripping
- De Amazon Customer en 03-29-25
De: Misty Vixen
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Okay, but Try Not to Murder Anyone
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
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Historia4 out of 5 stars
- Hacnslac
- 06-23-24
a bit slow
overall good but overly descriptive, as if the intended reader had no world experience. made it seem slow. i think sex scenes were the only thing that bumped it out of the 12 year old market classification. great narration, with very good character seperation.
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