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Eric Vall
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My days used to be filled with working my minimum wage job at a local shipping store, but one night, I was in the wrong place at the right time and came into possession of a weird metal bracelet.
The good news: Now I suddenly have a superpower.
The bad news: A vicious family of mobsters, clandestine government agencies, and uber wealthy treasure hunters all want to tear the bracelet from my dead arm.
The worse news: I have no idea how to handle my new power, and I’m going to have to defeat the bad guys without hurting anyone who doesn’t deserve it.
Disclaimer: This is a slow-burn harem series.
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very fun and fast paced story
- De JJP en 02-26-24
De: Eric Vall
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Apocalyptic Pirates
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Delilah Stanfield, Jack Douglas
- Duración: 8 h y 10 m
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They said it was just a meteor storm. Then the storm turned into a cataclysmic event as giant rocks crashed into the Earth. And dragons came crawling out of every one of them. Lots and lots of radioactive dragons. Now, nowhere but the ocean is safe, and home is an eight thousand mile journey across the seas. Even if I have to go full pirate, save some damsels in distress, and plunder to survive, I’m making it home in one piece.
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story
- De Amazon Customer en 10-21-24
De: Eric Vall
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Wrath of the Dragon
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Actors Everywhere
- Duración: 8 h y 6 m
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I was prepared to die in that last fire I fought in Tucson. I’d saved as many civilians as I could when the flames finally devoured me, but then I woke up in a vast world called Dracoria with a beautiful angel beside me. Things have only gotten crazier from there.
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one of Eric vall's best
- De Amazon Customer en 02-28-23
De: Eric Vall
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Princess Master
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 8 h y 47 m
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Hi. My name’s Joe, and yeah...I’m a plumber. Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this “Hero of Legend”. Now I have to collect all the princesses of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy...uhhh...kinky...uhhhh...“ritual”, and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog. I guess you could call this a magical pipe-laying adventure.
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Dumb characters fumble through everything.
- De Bryan Gallagher en 08-22-20
De: Eric Vall
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Without Law
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Duración: 7 h y 22 m
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When the world ended, former Army Ranger Connor “Tav” McTavish thought he’d prepped for everything. He was wrong. When roving gangs destroy all semblance of law and order, and the strong take what they want from the weak, Connor will find himself as the sole protector of an all girls' college hidden away in the Green Mountains of Vermont. Now, his only chance at survival is to show group female liberal arts snowflakes what a real man can do, and turn all four of them into survival and combat experts.
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Ok, but nothing special. +points for rec. blooper
- De Kindle Customer en 06-27-19
De: Eric Vall
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Summoner
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Joshua Story
- Duración: 7 h y 36 m
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Gryff never knew he was the most powerful summoner in the world until a rogue monster attacked his village. Now he's been recruited into the top magical academy, beautiful women are breaking down his dorm-room door, and the headmaster has big, big plans for him. Instead of summoners being maligned by society, Gryff is in a position to make them revered and honored.
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story not very good
- De Darren Silvers en 01-21-19
De: Eric Vall
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Werewolf Knight
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alyssa Poon, Jack Douglas
- Duración: 12 h y 48 m
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A newcomer hath arrived from the faraway land of ‘New Jersey’ to our noble kingdom of Lupercalia. Hank Baker, chosen by the Moon Goddess Herself to serve as Her knight champion! Transported here across vast distances by Her blessing, Hank, alone among red-blooded commoners, possesses the gift of were-shifting to battle the endless hordes of monsters, recover the lost treasures of the realm, and bed the most comely womenfolk.
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very fun and fast paced story
- De JJP en 02-26-24
De: Eric Vall
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Apocalyptic Pirates
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Delilah Stanfield, Jack Douglas
- Duración: 8 h y 10 m
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They said it was just a meteor storm. Then the storm turned into a cataclysmic event as giant rocks crashed into the Earth. And dragons came crawling out of every one of them. Lots and lots of radioactive dragons. Now, nowhere but the ocean is safe, and home is an eight thousand mile journey across the seas. Even if I have to go full pirate, save some damsels in distress, and plunder to survive, I’m making it home in one piece.
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story
- De Amazon Customer en 10-21-24
De: Eric Vall
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Wrath of the Dragon
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Actors Everywhere
- Duración: 8 h y 6 m
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I was prepared to die in that last fire I fought in Tucson. I’d saved as many civilians as I could when the flames finally devoured me, but then I woke up in a vast world called Dracoria with a beautiful angel beside me. Things have only gotten crazier from there.
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one of Eric vall's best
- De Amazon Customer en 02-28-23
De: Eric Vall
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Princess Master
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 8 h y 47 m
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Hi. My name’s Joe, and yeah...I’m a plumber. Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this “Hero of Legend”. Now I have to collect all the princesses of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy...uhhh...kinky...uhhhh...“ritual”, and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog. I guess you could call this a magical pipe-laying adventure.
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Dumb characters fumble through everything.
- De Bryan Gallagher en 08-22-20
De: Eric Vall
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Without Law
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Duración: 7 h y 22 m
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When the world ended, former Army Ranger Connor “Tav” McTavish thought he’d prepped for everything. He was wrong. When roving gangs destroy all semblance of law and order, and the strong take what they want from the weak, Connor will find himself as the sole protector of an all girls' college hidden away in the Green Mountains of Vermont. Now, his only chance at survival is to show group female liberal arts snowflakes what a real man can do, and turn all four of them into survival and combat experts.
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Ok, but nothing special. +points for rec. blooper
- De Kindle Customer en 06-27-19
De: Eric Vall
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Summoner
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Joshua Story
- Duración: 7 h y 36 m
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Gryff never knew he was the most powerful summoner in the world until a rogue monster attacked his village. Now he's been recruited into the top magical academy, beautiful women are breaking down his dorm-room door, and the headmaster has big, big plans for him. Instead of summoners being maligned by society, Gryff is in a position to make them revered and honored.
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story not very good
- De Darren Silvers en 01-21-19
De: Eric Vall
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Metal Mage
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Duración: 9 h y 48 m
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This magical world is about to have an industrial revolution. Get pulled from a life of 20th century boredom and thrust into a fantasy world. Find out there are a bunch of powerful monsters and evil wizards intent on killing everyone. Use new magical powers of earth and metal to craft awesome armor, swords, and guns. Kill the bad guys, become a hero, and have a harem of hot women.
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Couldn't listen anymore after 3 hours.
- De Michael en 06-15-19
De: Eric Vall
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Master of the Monsterverse: Complete Omnibus (1-6)
- De: Jamie Hawke
- Narrado por: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods, Tanner DeBruyne, y otros
- Duración: 40 h y 1 m
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If you fall into the latter category, you get me. There I was, simply working to program my visual novel and find my muse, when BAM! Monster girl in my closet. Needless to say, she changed my life. For the better at first, sure. But then there was the hunter, and the crazy lady who spoke of another world where the monsters live.
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pretty good story
- De Isaak en 01-26-25
De: Jamie Hawke
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The Alpha: Protect. Procreate. Prevail.
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Robert L. Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
- Duración: 7 h y 40 m
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I was just a nerd for crying out loud. A college student just doing his best to survive. I can’t be a werewolf. I have midterms next week. But apparently fate has plans for me, because one day I was just Jesse Rafe, and the next day I’m The Alpha, the legendary were shifter who is meant to impregnate every possible shifter species omega female and rule the world. If I don’t get killed by another alpha first, of course.
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Super easy, barely an Inconvenience
- De kevin en 10-04-21
De: Eric Vall
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Doomsday Hunter
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 7 h y 52 m
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Step 1 - Travel to a different dimension on verge of destruction. Step 2 - Save dimension from doomsday event. Step 3 - Find the Wayfarer woman to take back so their dimension stabilizes. Step 4 - Bind Wayfarer woman to you for bonus powers and abilities. Step 5 - Get paid and then go back to step one.
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Spoilers
- De Jaime Velazquez en 06-18-20
De: Eric Vall
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Evil Genius
- Becoming the Apex Supervillain
- De: Logan Jacobs
- Narrado por: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet, Alex Perone, y otros
- Duración: 8 h y 47 m
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Supervillains are murdering people in the streets, but yet superheroes are more concerned with gaining popularity than bringing the villains to justice. These villains think they are above the law and that nobody can stop them, but they never planned for me. I’ll murder every one of them with my powersuit, traps, and sidekicks. And if killing bad guys makes me a villain in the eyes of the heroes, well...I’ll destroy them too.
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I love the narrator's. No story.
- De JJ en 05-14-20
De: Logan Jacobs
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To Valor's Bid
- Monster Girls in Space, Book 1
- De: M. Tress
- Narrado por: Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur
- Duración: 18 h y 37 m
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Join Desmond as he learns to manipulate mana—a source of power that exists beyond the reach of most people in the universe—meets vastly different alien species, risks life and limb, all while trying to pass classes. If he’s lucky, he will find someone he can trust out here amongst the weird. If he's very lucky, maybe someone he can love.
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frustrating.
- De kevin en 12-08-24
De: M. Tress
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Dragon Emperor
- Human to Dragon to God
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 7 h y 28 m
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Evan was just an average guy working as an EMT, but when he puts on an ancient dragon mask, he’s teleported to the magical world of Inati as a powerful black dragon. Now, he’ll have to save a beautiful priestess, rebuild a broken city, and fight a horde of zombie-like monsters led by an ancient demonic evil. If he wins, then the opportunity to build his powers, treasure horde, and empire will await him. If he loses, then his new friends will all suffer fates worse than death.
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Fastest Reader Ever
- De Lucas en 11-06-19
De: Eric Vall
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Magic Girls of Multiverse Inn
- A Reverse Portal Fantasy
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: C.C. Thompson, JD Tanner
- Duración: 10 h y 11 m
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No one ever said navigating a magical multiverse would be easy, though. The Grymm is a deadly place, where gorgeous women are bound to lives of servitude and salesmanship, and nothing is ever as innocent as it seems. But having a highly coveted Venturer’s badge on my chest sure seems to be my ticket to riches, glory, and exotic women with magic powers beyond my wildest dreams.
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Unique concept for accessing the multiverse
- De bill en 10-29-24
De: Eric Vall
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The Hero Game
- A LitRPG Superhero Adventure: Volume One: Tutorial
- De: August Aird
- Narrado por: Hannah Trusty
- Duración: 6 h y 52 m
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Jack Jenkins is a normal college student living in a world filled with super powered beings. Until one fateful day in the library throws his whole life into chaos. An ancient and beguiling cosmic visitor bonds with him, granting him extraordinary abilities. The only catch: he has to earn his powers like he was in a video game. And he has to learn on the fly.
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He should have gone with the hero name “The Player”
- De Randy Smith en 12-10-24
De: August Aird
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Dragon Conjurer
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 9 h y 7 m
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I was just your average college anthropology student. I went to class, worked my minimum-wage job, and studied for exams. Until I discovered that monsters are real and that I can summon the most powerful of them all: dragons. Now, I’m a Dragon Conjurer working for a secret agency/academy that protects the world from monsters behind the scenes, and two of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever met are in my squad and super into me. And it seems that they don’t mind sharing. Life is about to become awesome.
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Is Eric even trying anymore?
- De kevin en 12-29-20
De: Eric Vall
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Soulbound 1: A Haremlit Fantasy Adventure
- Soulbound, Book 1
- De: Cassius Lange
- Narrado por: Gabriel Michael, Jessica Threet
- Duración: 15 h y 17 m
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After having kept my hands to myself for years, It's time to enjoy myself a bit as well with an enemy-turned-ally magician who is as smart as she is beautiful, a bar owner who can equally hold herself in a fight as much as with liquor, and the only other survivor other than myself, a golden-haired healer who's even more damaged than I am. Change looms behind Greystone's colossal walls as guilds vanish, arena fighters wind up dead, and whispers of a great war permeate the streets. My name is Cade, a man driven by vengeance, and I am going to bring it all down!
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I just don't understand.
- De Bishop en 04-14-24
De: Cassius Lange
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Dead Freeze
- De: Misty Vixen, Lara X. Lust
- Narrado por: Ally Frey
- Duración: 8 h y 54 m
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Max Slater is a man on a mission. A life of salvaging tech and fighting horrors in deep space has given him nerves of steel, but now he finds himself coming up against the toughest job of his life. On a frozen, not-quite-dead planet, a desperate salvage operation has gone wrong. Max has been hired to investigate. What's left of civilization badly needs that salvage. But when his own rescue operation goes just as wrong, he finds himself fighting for his life.
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Thoroughly mediocre
- De Chris en 01-08-25
De: Misty Vixen, y otros
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- Hacnslac
- 06-23-24
a bit slow
overall good but overly descriptive, as if the intended reader had no world experience. made it seem slow. i think sex scenes were the only thing that bumped it out of the 12 year old market classification. great narration, with very good character seperation.
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