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Earl Edwards
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All Dave ever wanted was to be a regular kid with regular-kid problems. All he wanted was a cure for his little farting problem, but little did he know that the search for that cure would end up changing his life forever. Little did he know that he would become the greatest zombie fighting machine that the world has ever seen.
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Funny Business is based around the theme of - what else? - humor, and if you’re familiar with Jon and the Guys Read Library, you already know what you’re in store for: 10 hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you’re through, you’ll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world’s largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son’s room to a biker; and more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome super funny
- De sacha en 10-03-16
De: Jon Scieszka, y otros
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Go Ask Alice
- De: Anonymous
- Narrado por: Christina Moore
- Duración: 5 h y 7 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,093
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 880
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 875
Life at 15 isn't easy for a girl if she's shy and hates the way she looks. Each day is heaven or hell, depending on who talks to her, or who doesn't. So when she's finally accepted by a group, she doesn't refuse their party games, even if it means taking LSD. Soon she's taking little pills to wake up and others to go to sleep, and the days begin to blur. Based on a 15-year-old's diary, Go Ask Alice is the intimate account of one girl's fatal journey into the world of drug addiction.
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1 out of 5 stars
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WE WERE ALL LIED TO. THIS IS FICTION PEOPLE!!!
- De Sharron en 05-09-14
De: Anonymous
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The Year We Disappeared
- De: Cylin Busby, John Busby
- Narrado por: Cylin Busby, David Baker
- Duración: 8 h y 35 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 74
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 66
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 66
A peaceful summer night is shattered by gunfire as an unseen assailant tries to murder police officer John Busby. Though horribly wounded, Busby survives. But the perpetrator remains at large, meaning neither Busby, nor his wife, nor their three children are safe. In separate chapters John and his daughter, Cylin, who was nine at the time, recount the story of that year. John writes graphically, and movingly, of his wounds, his pain, his multiple surgeries, and his rage.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Heartbreaking. Justice just out of reach.
- De Amanda en 01-07-14
De: Cylin Busby, y otros
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The Secret Side of Empty
- De: Maria E. Andreu
- Narrado por: Eileen Stevens
- Duración: 6 h y 57 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 24
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 23
What's it like to be undocumented? High school senior M.T. knows all too well. With graduation and an uncertain future looming, she must figure out how to grow up in the only country she's ever called home... a country in which she's "illegal". M.T. was born in Argentina and brought to America as a baby without any official papers. And as questions of college, work, and the future arise, M.T. will have to decide what exactly she wants for herself, knowing someone she loves will unavoidably pay the price for it.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Heavy topics handled well but just fell short 4 me
- De AudioBookHoe en 07-30-17
De: Maria E. Andreu
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Checked
- De: Cynthia Kadohata
- Narrado por: John Kroft
- Duración: 7 h y 55 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 37
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 37
Hockey is Conor's life. His whole life. He'll say it himself, he's a hockey beast. It's his dad's whole life too - and Conor is sure that's why his stepmom, Jenny, left. There are very few things Conor and his dad love more than the game, and one of those things is their Doberman, Sinbad. When Sinbad is diagnosed with cancer, Conor chooses to put his hockey lessons and practices on hold so they can pay for Sinbad's chemotherapy. But without hockey to distract him, Conor begins to notice more. Like his dad's crying bouts, and his friend's difficult family life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Book
- De Patrick Smith en 01-30-24
De: Cynthia Kadohata
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How to Get Run Over by a Truck
- A Memoir
- De: Katie McKenna
- Narrado por: Katie McKenna
- Duración: 8 h y 41 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,499
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,384
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,383
People often say, "I feel like I've been run over by a truck." Katie actually was. On a sunny morning bike ride in Brooklyn, 24-year-old Katie McKenna was forever changed when she was run over by an 18-wheeler. Being crushed under a massive semi wasn't something Katie should have survived. After 10 hours of emergency surgery, she woke to find herself in a body and a life that would never be the same.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny and an amazing story.
- De T. Thompson en 12-16-16
De: Katie McKenna
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Geography Club
- De: Brent Hartinger
- Narrado por: Josh Hurley
- Duración: 5 h y 9 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 344
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 302
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 303
Russel Middlebrook is convinced he's the only gay kid at Goodkind High School. Then his online gay chat buddy turns out to be none other than Kevin, the popular but closeted star of the school's baseball team. Soon Russel meets other gay students, too. There's his best friend Min, who reveals that she is bisexual, and her soccer-playing girlfriend Terese. Then there's Terese's politically active friend, Ike. But how can kids this diverse get together without drawing attention to themselves?
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great narration and timely topic
- De mindnbody en 03-01-14
De: Brent Hartinger
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Laughing at My Nightmare
- De: Shane Burcaw
- Narrado por: Kirby Heyborne
- Duración: 6 h y 7 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 566
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 505
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 505
With acerbic wit and a hilarious voice, Shane Burcaw's Laughing at My Nightmare describes the challenges he faces as a 21-year-old with spinal muscular atrophy. From awkward handshakes to having a girlfriend and everything in between, Shane handles his situation with humor and a "you-only-live-once" perspective on life. While he does talk about everyday issues that are relatable to teens, he also offers an eye-opening perspective on what it is like to have a life threatening disease
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5 out of 5 stars
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Insightful and unflinchingly honest
- De Abby Goldsmith en 11-09-14
De: Shane Burcaw
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The Meaning of Maggie
- De: Megan Jean Sovern
- Narrado por: Therese Plummer
- Duración: 5 h y 23 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 37
As befits a future President of the United States of America, Maggie Mayfield has decided to write a memoir of the past year of her life. And what a banner year it's been! During this period she's Student of the Month on a regular basis, an official shareholder of Coca-Cola stock, and defending Science Fair champion. Most importantly, though, this is the year Maggie has to pull up her bootstraps (the family motto) and finally learn why her cool-dude dad is in a wheelchair, no matter how scary that is.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful narration
- De M. Jackson en 04-17-24
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Anything but Typical
- De: Nora Raleigh Baskin
- Narrado por: Tom Parks
- Duración: 3 h y 35 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 96
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 78
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 79
By acclaimed writer Nora Raleigh Baskin, this is the eye-opening depiction of an autistic boy's daily and lifelong struggles to exist in a "neurotypical" world. The only place sixth grader Jason Blake can be himself is online, where he posts the short stories he writes. It's there that Jason finds Rebecca. Though the two have common ground, Jason can't face the consequences that meeting Rebecca might bring - but if he doesn't meet her, there's no chance to have a real relationship.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Anything but Typical
- De Katelyn Ward en 03-29-16
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Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie
- De: David Lubar
- Narrado por: Ryan MacConnell, the Full Cast Family
- Duración: 6 h y 51 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 195
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 140
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 140
From the author of Dunk comes this sparkling new novel that covers a year in the life of high school freshman Scott Hudson, who is sideswiped by the unexpected news that his mother is about to have another baby.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Pick Me! Pick Me!
- De Misty en 12-10-07
De: David Lubar
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Dear Zoe
- A Novel
- De: Philip Beard
- Narrado por: Cassandra Morris
- Duración: 4 h y 52 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 71
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 30
Beard's stunning debut is an epistolary novel written from 15-year-old Tess DeNunzio to her little sister Zoe. After Zoe's accidental death on September 11, 2001, a day so many others died, Tess' family is numbed by their personal tragedy. Already acutely aware of her odd place in a home where her mother and stepfather now have children of their own, Tess begins her letter as a means of figuring out her own life, from her two-hour-a-day hair and makeup ritual to her complicity in Zoe's death.
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5 out of 5 stars
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keeps you listening.
- De nas en 10-18-09
De: Philip Beard
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Learning to Die in Miami
- Confessions of a Refugee Boy
- De: Carlos Eire
- Narrado por: Robert Fass
- Duración: 11 h y 59 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 56
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 49
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 49
Carlos Eire's story of a boyhood uprooted by the Cuban Revolution quickly lures us in, as eleven-year-old Carlos and his older brother Tony touch down in the sun-dappled Miami of 1962 - a place of daunting abundance where his old Cuban self must die to make way for a new, American self waiting to be born. In this enchanting new work, narrated in Eire's inimitable and lyrical voice, young Carlos adjusts to life in his new country.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent memoir of a forgotten time in history
- De BRB en 03-23-15
De: Carlos Eire
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Fuzzy Mud
- De: Louis Sachar
- Narrado por: Kathleen McInerney
- Duración: 4 h y 4 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 349
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 289
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 285
Fifth-grader Tamaya Dhilwaddi and seventh-grader Marshall Walsh have been walking to and from Woodridge Academy together since elementary school. But their routine is disrupted when bully Chad Hilligas challenges Marshall to a fight. To avoid the conflict, Marshall takes a shortcut home through the off-limits woods. Tamaya, unaware of the reason for the detour, reluctantly follows. They soon get lost. And then they find trouble - bigger trouble than anyone could ever have imagined.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great book! I really like audibke
- De LUZZY en 11-19-18
De: Louis Sachar
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Mirrored
- De: Alex Flinn
- Narrado por: Amanda Dolan, Caitlin Davies, James Fouhey, y otros
- Duración: 11 h y 13 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 40
Celine's life is the stuff fairy tales are made of. She's beautiful, talented, and brave. Unfortunately, her tale comes complete with a wicked stepmother! When Violet steps into Celine's life, everything changes, and weird things begin to happen to her - bizarre accidents, strange illnesses, and rabid animal attacks. Celine doesn't feel safe anywhere. It's almost as if some hateful witch is out to get her.
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4 out of 5 stars
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It was pretty good, just not a book that I would listen to over and over again
- De Pablo Valdez en 04-27-17
De: Alex Flinn
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Chicken Soup for the Preteen Soul
- Stories of Changes, Choices, and Growing Up for Kids Ages 9-13
- De: Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen, Patty Hansen, y otros
- Narrado por: Mark Victor Hansen, Patty Hansen, Irene Dunlap
- Duración: 1 h y 13 m
- Versión resumida
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General4 out of 5 stars 70
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 51
Our preteen years, ages nine to 13, can present some of the most difficult times in our young lives, a period of tremendous physical and emotional change. We're eager to leave the "kid" stage, yet we're uncertain about what adolescence will bring; we start hearing the familiar refrain "wait until you're older" far too often. Chicken Soup for the Preteen Soul is a companion guide for these transitional years.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great for children!
- De T Renaud en 01-04-15
De: Jack Canfield, y otros
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Powerless
- De: Matthew Cody
- Narrado por: Gary Dikeos
- Duración: 7 h y 3 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 83
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 57
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 55
Twelve-year-old Daniel, the new kid in town, soon learns the truth about his nice - but odd - new friends: one can fly, another can turn invisible, yet another controls electricity. Incredible. The superkids use their powers to secretly do good in the town, but they’re haunted by the fact that the moment they turn thirteen, their abilities will disappear - along with any memory that they ever had them. Is a memory-stealing supervillain sapping their powers?
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3 out of 5 stars
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Author is Oddly Sexist
- De Ashley Weaver en 08-08-21
De: Matthew Cody
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Sweet Farts
- Book 1
- De: Raymond Bean
- Narrado por: Nick Podehl
- Duración: 1 h y 50 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 30
Someone has been farting up a storm at school and everyone thinks Keith Emerson is to blame. Unfortunately for Keith, it has earned him the nickname "S.B.D." (silent but deadly). To make matters worse, Keith's dad is a self proclaimed "Fart Machine" who really stinks it up at home. With the science fair quickly approaching, Keith decides he has had enough.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny fart humor
- De Minecraft Guy en 11-17-23
De: Raymond Bean
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Slay the Zombies or Fart Trying
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución4 out of 5 stars
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Historia3 out of 5 stars
- Leslie
- 03-03-14
Grossly Funny!!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
My 9 year old son definitely would!! He LOVED it! What's not to love? Farting, diareah and Zombies! Everything a growing boy needs.
If you’ve listened to books by Earl Edwards before, how does this one compare?
This is our first, I don't know if I can handle another.
What about Andrew L. Barnes’s performance did you like?
He was cute, he sounded like Erkel. haha
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
I think this title says it all.
Any additional comments?
As you can probably figure out, this book wasn't for me. But young pre-teen boys will love it.
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