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Morris Gleitzman
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A collection of short stories in the popular style of Morris' Give Peas a Chance and Pizza Cake - except, of course, even funnier!
Very Yummy Stories
Stop your mum picking her nose, read the secret diary of a dog, catch a bus and then let it go, discover how one slice of toast can make you the most popular person in school, start wearing a crown and give up eating pig-nostril gruel, use a wrecking ball to defeat a bully, show your big sister the very scary secret in your wardrobe, unleash the awesome power of chips, live in a house that gets wiped clean more often than a bottom.
Funny stories from a favourite Australian author.
©2016 Morris Gleitzman. Produced by arrangement with Penguin Random House Australia Pty Ltd (P)2016 Bolinda Publishing Pty LtdLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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