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Ultra Christmas Jokes for Kids
- 323 Hilarious Jokes for a Happy Merry Christmas
- Narrado por: Aracelis Gotay
- Duración: 49 m
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Ultra Christmas Jokes for Kids: 323 Hilarious Jokes for a Happy Merry Christmas
Tell your kids these hilarious kids' holiday jokes and watch them roar with laughter:
- Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree? Because it was afraid of the bark.
- How do you know a snowman is not in a good mood? When he gives you the cold shoulder.
- And a lot more!
Take the festive fun to another level and let the merriment turn into sweet laughter with this hilarious children’s audiobook. With more than 323 jolly jokes, this audiobook is chock-full of chances to make your kids laugh, or let them make you laugh along with them. Every goofy little jokester will love his or her book of dad jokes.
The Ultimate Family-Friendly Humor
Let some hearty laughter be the cherry on top of your holiday cake!
Away with the tedium of air travel! This silly kids’ joke audiobook is the perfect listen for long trips by air, train, or automobile. A perfectly heartwarming and funny gift for four-year-old boys and girls!
Having a good time together as a family on Christmas Eve by cracking jokes and laughing until your sides hurt is one of the best ways to celebrate this joyous holiday. Though we aim our humor towards youngsters ages four to seven, its straightforward silliness makes it a guaranteed good time for people of any age.
Amazing Bonding Experience
Supplement your comedic little prankster's desire to make everyone giggle around them. This children’s joke audiobook can help them:
- Make new friends
- Ease difficult situations
- Jumpstart conversations
- Bond with loved ones
- Share humorous texts with friends
Because the simplest humor is the funniest!
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