This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.

In today's show, I have a joke about my dry sense of humor and a joke about butter. I also have a joke about tacos. Then we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley and a parenting tip that you will not want to miss.

• People say I have a dry sense of humor. It must be why I find dry erase boards remarkable.
• Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I 'm not going to spread it!

Alright, it's now time for the dad joke of the week...

My Kids said the tacos I made were bad. So, I did what any good dad would do. I threw them out. I will miss those kids.

It's now time for the dad joke medley...

• I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
• What's the best way to talk to a giant? Use big words.
• How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
• Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of it's problems.
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
• What kind of shoes do ninja's wear? Sneakers!
• I'm reading a book about antigravity. It's impossible to put down.
• I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
• I finally have the body I've always dreamed of, it's in my basement.

Before we go, let me give you some advice...

If your child asks you to check under their bed for a monster. Tell them to leave you out of this. The monster is after you not me. I guarantee this will help them fall to sleep.

Your challenge this week is to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke. We have a growing community on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube and this podcast and I do want to hear from you.

Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit DadJokeKing.com for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!

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