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  • Ep.25 - Carlton Win a Nail-Biter, Collingwood Hold off the Dees & More!
    Sep 13 2023
    https://youtu.be/VZocaFe0Nms AFL weather alert: Orange Tsunami inbound. AFL commentator alert: there are two teams playing, even if one of them is not from Victoria. Welcome back to AFL from LA. I am your host, Cindye, and I am standing outside of the world famous comedy club, The Laugh Factory, where everyone from Jim Carrey to Jerry Seinfeld have performed. Collingwood v Mebourne Sure, the Pies beat Melbourne in the first qualifying final, but the real winner of the game was footy itself, because a true sporting visionary has been confirmed. Simon Goodwin. First, Goody alerted us to the evils of tagging when his star midfielder, Clayton Oliver, was unfairly pantsed by Hawthorn's Finn Maguniness. A crime against football, really. Now he's shone a vital light on how footballers must, in a split second, stop mid air, not brace for contact, and must know if the player they might make contact with has ever suffered from a concussion. This is next level thinking, people! It's not important when Goody said Maynard left the ground and knocked a guy out that he left out the part that Maynard left the ground to smother a kick. Goody sees the game in 4D, like Neo dodging bullets in _The Matrix_! And, Goody pointed out how the Dees beat the Pies in every single statistic. Sure, maybe not on the scoreboard, but that's not important. I just want to applaud Simon Goodwin for not only being a gracious sport and a visionary, but for having the best interests of our game at heart. Bravo, Goody. I can't wait to see what bullshit, I mean gems, you come up with next week after your do or die game against Carlton.  Carlton v Sydney Best on ground? Blake Acre's fingertips. The recruit of the year's precious digits denied not one, but two goals, sealing a thrilling one goal win for the Blues over the Swans. Psst, Melbourne, if I were you, I would be targeting Acre's fingertips from the opening bounce this Friday. The Blues Swans final had it all. Blurry score reviews. BT calling it. And players running recklessly into each other's fists. Come on! What was Jack Martin _supposed_ to do? I really thought the Swans were gonna learn from watching the Dees that bombing it long inside 50 and kicking at 39 percent accuracy wasn't the game plan to go with. But Longmire's boys said, [bleep] Cindye! and put it down the Blue's defenders throats all night, giving Weitering, Marchbank, and Newman a serious case of leather poisoning. _Hello, Newman_. It was the Blues first finals win since 2013, built on the back of contested ball brutality, courtesy of midfield beasts, Cerra, Hewett, and Walsh. And how great was Sexy Saad? Five intercept possessions in the last quarter alone. Opposition fans really need to stop booing him every time he kicks the ball. The Blues go into Friday night's game without Jack Martin and Big Harry. But the Baggers have the midfield muscle to go toe to toe with the Dees. Plus the firepower up forward to kick a winning score. Can't say the same for you, Dees. So if I had to make a prediction right here and right now, I'd say the Blues are gonna do something they haven't done since 1995. Win back to back finals games.  St. Kilda v GWS The Giants outclassed the Saints and broke the hearts of Channel 7 commentators to win at their 11th different venue this year and set up a semi final showdown against the Power in Adelaide. But let's keep talking about St. Kilda. Right, Jobe and Luke? Okay, I will. A list full of passengers. A boring, ultra defensive brand of footy. A forward line that regularly goes missing. There was a Giants chant going around the MCG of all places, and they were still reviewing St. Kilda's season. I thought this was the _Australian_ Football League. Where's the interstate representation? Can you imagine if the NFL was controlled by, let's say, Texas. And most of the teams were _in_ Texas. And most of the commentators were _from_ Texas. And the Superbowl was only ever played _in_ Texas.
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  • Ep.23 – Carlton’s Unstoppable Run, West Coast’s Upset of the Year & More!
    Aug 23 2023
    https://youtu.be/aDzZuQN2M7Q The Sydney Swans are celebrating a fiercely fought, much deserved win over the... Wait, what? The Swans didn't win? Ben Keays didn't hit the post? Every angle showed it? Then why wasn't the decision overturned? But that means the Crows were robbed! Sigh. Welcome back to AFL from LA. I'm your host Cindye, and I'm coming to you from, well, my living room. We've been forced inside. Damn you, Hurricane Hillary. And we just had an earthquake.  Collingwood v Brisbane Deven Robertson crushed it on Instagram, while his Brisbane Lions teammates crushed the Pies. The Pies and the Lions both sit on 124, while Robertson's Insta followers are at 32,000 and GROWING. The Pies have lost 3 of their last 4 games. They've also conceded 100 plus points in their last 3, something they have not done since 2008. In plain English, I just happened to learn this new word, Colliwobbles. Before you come for me, Magpie Army, I actually learned that from a Carlton fan, who told me, Sure, the Pies had 3 of their best 22 out, but Carlton has been winning with six of their best 22 out. Colliwobbles or not, there's no denying it's been a less than stellar month for the Pies. The Lions, on the other hand, have won eight of their last ten. And if they win their next three games at the GABBA, it's off to the MCG for the big dance. And that right there is the problem. M. C. G. Sorry, Lions fans, but I just don't see you doing it.  Gold Coast v Carlton The Blues are playing finals for the first time in 10 years. The Baggers came from 7 goals down, slathered in more SPF 50 than Ironman Australia, to beat the Suns by 4 points and go 9 in a row! You haven't done that since 2000! And can we all just hail King Charles? 5 goals, 9 score involvements, the Coleman practically wrapped up, full forward and full back of the year. I mean, did you see that game saving mark? The Curled One has taken his game to a whole new level in 2023. Next year, I'm thinking his own shampoo line and a bicep workout. And George Hewett? Great again. Nic Newman? A lazy 31 touches and 9 intercepts. Hello, Newman. And Mr. Paddy Dow? I mean, his last three games might even have... Sam Walsh looking over his shoulder. Look, the Gasballs were awesome for three quarters. They smashed the Blues in clearances and came so close to snatching those four points. I know you've heard that “they're going to be so great next year” line before, but with a triple premiership coach about to take the reins, a red hot midfield, and a wave of young talent, I think every team's gonna need an extra layer of SPF 50 next year.  Adelaide v Sydney The Sydney Swans are buying every lottery ticket available after a goal umpire decided not to use the goal review system that the AFL has so fiercely defended. Adelaide's final hopes are over because the AFL refuses to correct a mistake. That's like being fined for speeding when the dash cam shows your car is parked. I don't even blame the goal umpire. He's just trying to do his job. I blame the system for being so ridiculously stupid. Ben Keays kicks the goal of his lifetime. Adelaide was celebrating an all time great sporting moment. And the AFL? Eh, they did their signature move. Rolled out the boss to say a few words. Let's all commend Gil and the boys for their commitment to the past, while the rest of the sporting world embraces 4K, video assistant referees, and advanced goal line technology. Review complete. Looking at these angles, there is insufficient evidence to determine whether the AFL will be stepping into the 21st century anytime soon. Decision on the scoreboard.  Shoutout to GWS A big, big shout out to the boys in orange. What a performance! Whatever happens next week, I know one thing's for sure. 2024 is going to be an even bigger, bigger sound. Western Bulldogs v West Coast Harley Reid's glittering 200 game Brownlow medal winning career at the Eagles is over before it even began.
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  • Ep.22 – Collingwood Overcome the Cats, Demons Get Slayed by Carlton & More!
    Aug 16 2023
    https://youtu.be/akIw0Xuj3zs The only thing that could have been bigger than the Carlton Melbourne game was if the Blues had been playing the Matildas. What a game! 70, 000 at the G, finals like intensity, and more tackles than a Black Friday sale at Kmart. 173. Welcome back to AFL from L. A. I'm your host, Cindye. I'm here on Fairfax Avenue. It was once the home of businesses that catered to the Jewish community. And now it has become the mecca of street wear. But don't worry, after you get those kicks, you can still go over to Canter's Deli and get yourself a pastrami on rye. Hawthorn v Bulldogs The Hawks are causing more upsets than a dodgy seafood buffet. First, the Pies last weekend, and now the Bulldogs. Are the Hawks the best 16th place team ever? Psst, Sam, can we get you to come and help rebuild the Eagles next year? And is Jai Newcombe the best midseason pickup ever? I've never seen anyone break so many tackles. Newcombe racked up 40 touches and 10 goal assists. And went at 85% efficiency. Last year, he polled 12 Brownlow votes. This year, I got a feeling he's gonna double that. And with him and Will Day in the midfield, I think the Hawks could be eyeing some serious silverware in the next five years. But let's talk about the Dogs for a sec. What the hell was Tim English doing taking that final kick in? Are you telling me they don't have a plan for when they're a kick behind with only a minute to play? To me, Bevo is impossible to work out. He won them a flag in '16 and got them to the grand final in '21, but if you ask me what the Dog's brand is, couldn't tell ya. The Dogs have their biggest test of the year coming up. The Eagles at Marvel Stadium. Come on, I'm an Eagles fan. If I can't laugh, I'm gonna cry. Take two. The Dogs have their biggest test of the year coming up, Geelong in Geelong. If they don't get their act together by then, 2023 is going to be another wasted year for a very talented list. Collingwood v Geelong  If you told me that Jezza was going to kick seven and Darcy Moore was going to be out in the first quarter, I would have easily put a hundy on the Cats. And if you would have told me that two of Jezza's goals were going to come from umpire howlers, I would have shrugged and said, sounds about right. How did those umps not see those? And how did Murphy and Maynard not get cited for dissent? Oh, that's right, because dissent is dead. The Pies ended their long suffering two game losing streak to all but wrap up the minor premiership for the first time in 12 years. But things were looking shaky in the first. The Pies, who concede on average 28 points per game from stoppages, conceded 32 in the first quarter alone. But led by Josh Daicos, Lipinski, and Adams, the Pies came storming back, booting a blistering 6 in the third, and maintaining a pressure rating of 200. Alright, who's gonna tell me what the hell that means? Seriously, what does it mean? In plain English, the Pies laid 65 tackles up to three quarter time. They killed the Cats on transition, and forced more errors than your dad trying to use FaceTime. The Cats look cooked to me, while the Pies are still the team to beat. And with their last two games against the Lions and the Bombers, there's not a chance in hell they're losing first place from here.  Carlton v Melbourne That's eight in a row for the Baggers, who have now almost, almost, secured a spot in the finals. Cripps and Hewett? Absolutely huge. Paddy Dow? Probably his best game ever. And Charlie? With those two goals, he's got one hand on the Coleman. The Dees fans are screaming about that score review, but one decision does not make a game of footy. And the Blues played well enough to be in front with 40 seconds to go, so... What's most impressive about the Blues is that they've now beaten Collingwood, Melbourne, Port, and the Eagles. Vossy's got his boys humming at exactly the right time. And with two winnable games coming up,
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  • Ep.21 - Carlton Go 7 Straight, the Eagle's “Winning” Loss & More!
    Aug 9 2023
    https://youtu.be/8J60o1dcSPM I felt horrible hearing the news about Nick's injury. Six weeks out is going to put a dent in Collingwood's premiership chances and rob us all of seeing a young superstar on the park. I'm wishing you a speedy recovery, Nick. And here's a memo to all AFL commentators. Maybe now you can ease up on all the non stop Nick talk. He's a generational talent and a humble young man. But you're only going to make the neutrals resent him with all your non stop coverage. Give the kid a break.  Welcome back to AFL from LA. I'm your host, Cindye. I finally made it to the Griffith Observatory. Famous movies such as Rebel Without a Cause, The Terminator, and La La Land were filmed here. Western Bulldogs v Richmond The Bulldog's 55 point victory was their biggest of the year, their biggest over the Tigers in 13 years, and the biggest snoozefest I've had to sit through since _The Flash_. Seriously, what's up with the Tigers and Marvel Stadium? They show up about as often as Harold Holt at a beach party. Is it that grueling eight minute drive? In the first quarter alone, they conceded 9 goals. I mean, even Rory Lobb scored a point. Have to give full credit to the Bulldogs, though. They came back fighting after their loss to the Giants last week. Hi, Tobes. With Libba continuing his career best season, and the Bont reminding everyone whose name is going to be etched on the Brownlow. Take it easy, Pies fans. I heard plenty from you guys last week after my comments on the fixturing. The Tigers are now languishing in 13. And, wait for it, they play the Saints next week at Marvel Stadium. Not sure how Tigers fans are feeling about having to revisit the dreaded Docklands next week, but I have a sneaky suspicion that the Saints fans are thinking they have a real chance.  Essendon v Eagles Eagles fans have never been more relieved to lose a game by one point. North Melbourne fans, on the other hand, are crying in their beers. Yes, the Eagles snatched Harley Reid from the jaws of victory against the Bombers at Marvel Stadium. Apart from the lousy second quarter, where the Dons kicked six goals to two, Simmo's boys booted more goals than their opponents, laid more tackles inside 50, but lost the free kick count 22 to 12. Take your pick for which was the worst non decision. Noah Long being taken out in front of goal? Oscar Allen being blocked in the dying moments? Or how about that ball up that went straight to the Bomber's ruck and resulted in the winning goal? I know footy's hard to umpire, and I know it's a thankless job, but they've got four of them out there now, and they're still having a worse season than the Eagles. A big shout out to Elliot Yeo, who was a rock in defense during the last quarter. And Tim Kelly, who's 30 disposals, 5 clearances, and 7 score involvements, practically sealed him for this year's B&F. And how about those baby Eagles? Hewett, Chesser, Long, Maric. Just 40 games between them, but you can already feel what the next 40 are going to be like. Combine that with West Coast's hand at this year's draft, and the return of guys like Liam Ryan, Jai Culley, and Jamaine Jones next year, I'm forecasting sunnier skies and anything but an 18th place finish next year for the Blue and Gold.  Hawthorn v Collingwood It was a bold decision by the Pies not to play a midfield against the Hawks, with Sam Mitchell's boys winning center clearances by an incredible 18 3. I don't know who was more impressive. Newcombe, Worpel, and Day in the center? Sicily down back? Breust and Lewis up front? Finn Maginness for his job on Nick Daicos. Finn clung to the superstar like glad wrap, allowing him just five touches for the game. Two of which came from free kicks and one from a kick in. The Pies have the Cats and the Lions at home, both of which they should win, and which will secure them top spot. The Hawks are still likely to finish bottom four, but if ever there was a coach, a midfield,
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  • Ep.20 - Carlton Crush Collingwood, Adelaide Overpower Port & More!
    Aug 2 2023
    https://youtu.be/jMDrNAIog0M The Giants are sixth, the Blues are seventh, and the Eagles won! What the hell is going on?! Welcome back to AFL from LA. I'm your host, Cindye. I am standing here on the Sunset Strip, across the street from the Whisky A Go Go. Everyone from The Doors, to Led Zeppelin, to Guns N Roses have played there. And as you might be able to see, Tim McGraw is doing a private concert there next month.  Collingwood v Carlton No Walshie, Kennedy, Silvagni, Harry, or Cerra for a half. No worries! The Blues said hold our beers this time while we beat a full strength Collingwood at the G in front of 85, 000. The Baggers would not be denied. Led by superstar forward and part time shampoo model, Charlie Curnow, who kicked six straight. I mean, he's scoring more than Harry Styles at an after party. And I think the Blues have now unveiled the blueprint of how to beat the Pies. Fast corridor footy. Relentless heat around the contest. And tagging superstar Nick Daicos. I thought Jack Martin was brilliant. While Newman, Doc, and Sexy Saad were generals down back. And the Blues midfield owned the contest. For the Pies, I loved Howe's move up forward. And Billy Elliot's mark was a screamer. But other than McStay and Markov, the rest of the Magpies went missing. The Pies have been the benchmark team this year, but they've also been outplayed in large patches. And with two of their remaining games being played away. Wait, both of their away games are at the MCG? How can that be? And they don't leave Melbourne again this year? I think we just found another blueprint for the Pie's success! Getting to play 14 games at the MCG!  Geelong v Fremantle In a touching tribute to Kane Cornes, Alex Pearce played the captain's game of his life to lead Freo to their second straight win against the Cats in Catland. My sources tell me that Peter Bell is currently at AFL House trying to get Freo's last four games played in Geelong. The Dockers snapped their four game losing streak by bringing back their star recruit, Pressure. It was Pearce, I mean fierce, and it was for four quarters. They shut down Geelong's entries and locked the ball inside forward 50 like rabid madmen. Oh, and did you see that goal by Fast Freddy in the pocket? The Purple Ones have now beaten Melbourne, Sydney, and Geelong on the road, proving that their best is good enough to beat just about anyone, anywhere. Losing Mundy and Fife from the midfield has been significant. But being the second youngest list in the comp, I think consistency is just around the corner.  Western Bulldogs v GWS Seven wins in a row for the Giants for the first time in club history. And it's nine wins in nine different venues this year. They were six goals down against their arch rivals at the Ballarat Kennel without their star midfielder, Tom Green, again, and they came back to win by a kick. I don't know how my neighbors didn't call the cops. The game was on in the middle of the night, and the amount of screaming coming out of my living room was ridiculous. I thought the Giants were dead at halftime. Yeah, Cal Ward had gone to The Bont and shut him down. But Libba and Treloar were still running riot. But something happened in the third. Some 5 foot 11, 84 kilo, hashtag superstar named Toby Greene. Just give them the All Australian captaincy now. But they won't do that, will they? I loved the way he could barely breathe during the interview after the game. At the other end, Sam Taylor once again demonstrated why he's the best defender in the game. While Buckley, Whitfield, Toby 2, and Haynes were all rock stars. Sarcasm alert. Thanks, AFL, for scheduling the Dockers game at the same time as GWS's game. Hashtag winning move. Also, hashtag winning move to Luke Beveridge, who shifted Rory Lobb into defense instead of Aaron Naughton. Psst, Bevo. In case you didn't know, Aaron Naughton used to play in the backline, while Rory Lobb... is Rory Lobb.  Shoutouts
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  • Ep.19 – Collingwood & Port’s Thriller, Carlton’s Demolition of West Coast & More!
    Jul 26 2023
    https://youtu.be/lxhFWwgcZOo AFL fans, I ask you to join me in a moment of silence to honor an old friend of ours, Holding the Ball. This week marked its untimely demise, joining its long lost cousin, the Dissent rule, in the great Rulebook in the sky. May they rest in peace. And may their memories be a lesson to us all. In the great game of footy, nothing is sacred. Welcome back to AFL from LA. I'm your host, Cindye. I'm standing here in front of the Manhattan Beach Pier, where movies such as _Starsky and Hutch_, _Falling Down_ and _Point Break_ were filmed.  Western Bulldogs v Essendon Luke Beveridge's hand is shaking with relief after the Bulldogs trounced the Bombers by 41 points. It's the Dogs 9th win from their last 10 outings against the Dons. At this point, seeing the Bulldogs on your schedule feels for the Bombers like seeing your ex at a party. You know it's going to be a world of hurt. The odds of public humiliation are high. And no matter how hard you try, you can't escape it. The game was played in perfect conditions under the roof at Marvel Stadium. But for the Bombers, it felt more like being trapped in a Stephen King novel. And that novel was titled, _Libba: the Tattooed Terror_. The inked one racked up 39 disposals, 8 score assists, and 12 clearances. But what was even more scarier than that Bulldog? A Bulldog named Bontempelli. The Bont completely dominated the game, with 29 disposals, 2 goals, and 8 inside 50s. The Bont is the LeBron James of AFL at the moment. And then, there's Jake Stringer. Jakey, baby. What's going on? Two years ago, you, The Package, were Essendon's weapon. You catapulted them into finals with your dazzling talent, but now, The Package is missing in transit. Lost in the mail. Come on, Jake, you're so much better than this. Richmond v Hawthorn A team trailing by 5 goals at 3 quarter time, only to come back and snatch a 1 point win with only a minute left to play happened again. No, not Collingwood, silly. That's later. Richmond. Yes, heart attack football is catching faster than the flu, with Andrew McCloseone having a serious case of it. The Young Hawks completely dominated the first 3 quarters. And Captain Sicily equaled the Intercept mark record again! But the young Hawks folded like a cheap lawn chair when the heat came in the last. Led by Liam Baker, who has clearly been watching Jamie Elliott highlight reels, Daniel Rioli, and Tim Taranto, who scored his third goal of the game. It's the third game this year that the Hawks have lost by less than a goal. And while 2023 is going to see them finish bottom four, 2024 is most certainly not. For the Tiger Army, you guys are just percentage points outside of the 8. But with games against the Dees, Bullies, and Port in the run home, making finals is going to take even more Andrew McCloseone heart attack football.  Carlton v West Coast West Coast Eagles 8.5 defeated Carlton 6.5 at Marvel Stadium. Wait, no, that was the second half, Cindye. The West Coast Eagles 10.9 outscored Charlie Curnow 10.3! Come on! At least let me have that one. Alright, alright, the Carlton Blues demolished the West Coast Eagles by 12 goals. With superstar forward and owner of curls even better than mine, Charlie Curnow kicking a personal best 10 goals. I gotta admit, I was completely wrong about this one. I told my Carlton bestie, Blue Abroad, that Carlton was only gonna win by 5 goals. He hid his laughter like a true gentleman, but quietly added, Charlie's gonna kick ten. Well played, Terry. Well played. I thought it was also gentlemanly of Carlton to rest Cripps and Cerra for this game. However, I thought it was downright disrespectful not to rest Charlie Curnow. The Eagles would have been right in it! Okay, Cindye, back to Planet Earth. The Blues took their foot off the Eagles throat in the second half after suffering injuries to Jumping Jack, Walsh, Motlop, and Cincotta. Bad, Petrevski-Seton. Carlton now sit ninth.
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  • Ep.18 - Carlton Crushes Port, Brisbane's MCG Agony Intensifies & More!
    Jul 19 2023
    https://youtu.be/uzKk0Yf4Yn0 I'm gonna say what everyone's thinking, but Melbourne won't dare say. Dees are better off without Brodie Grundy. Sorry, handsome. Welcome back to AFL from LA. I'm your host, Cindye. I am here at the world famous Santa Monica Pier. Many of you might recognize it from awesome movies like Iron Man, Rocky III, and Forrest Gump, where, spoiler alert, Tom Hanks ends his famous run at the end of the pier.  Sydney v Western Bulldogs AFL officials were seen warning the Bulldogs and the Swans that their game was up against Wimbledon, the Tour de France, and the _Barbie_ movie, and told them they needed to keep things bloody close or else. Boy, did they. That game was tighter than a pair of Nathan Buckley's jeans. Tom Papley, celebrating his 27th birthday, decided to gift himself four goals and led the Swans to a two point nail biting victory. In the presser, John Longmire revealed that Papley had suffered cracked ribs earlier in the season. When asked whether it was due to Papley's post goal celebrations, Longmire declined to comment. The Bulldogs started strong, taking six marks inside 50 and kicking five goals. Their handball game was slicing through the Swans like an American through a buffet line. But young Swan Errol Gulden said, Enough is enough, and went to work. The Gulden child was everywhere, like a Kardashian on social media, racking up 30 disposals, 7 tackles, and 7 score involvements. What was crazy is how Longmire decided to go into the game without his number one ruckman, Tom Hickey, to face a Bulldogs team with Tim English. Despite Big Tim getting 60 hit outs, 15 to advantage, and the Bulldogs winning clearances by 18, the Swans still won. I think the Swans could have just killed the Bulldog's finals chances. And didn't the Bont know it? He looked angrier than a kid who got socks for Christmas. Did you see the way he threw his mouth guard? Ouch.  Melbourne v Brisbane I was watching this game and I thought, Holy shit, the Lions are actually gonna win one at the MCG. And then, they didn't. Brisbane, like Steven May, got Melksham'd. The Dees forward fooled everyone, kicking three out on the fulls in the first half, to shake any Brisbane interest in him, then kicked the match winning goal with only 30 seconds left. Sneaky magic trick, Jake. Brisbane, however, had an even bigger magic trick. It's called the disappearing lead. The Lions led by four goals with just six minutes to play. And blew it! Instead of keeping their foot on Melbourne's throats, Fages decided to park the bus and defend the lead. I guess we have to credit the Briz for finding new and exciting ways to lose at the MCG. They've been doing it since 2014 now. Have to give more credit to Simon Goodwin, though. He chose to play Christian Petracca mostly forward in a demon side with no Clayton Oliver in the midfield. The Trac kicked four goals for the second game in a row. I mean, he's gonna have to go in for scans of his shoulders the way he's carrying the Melbourne forward line at the moment. And who was Trac giving the loser sign to at the end of the game? Probably BT for another awesome call. Gotta give props to Viney and Rivers in the last quarter. And Big Maxy Gawn, who made the Big O look about 5'7 and left no doubt that he's still the top dog. I mean demon.  Carlton v Port Adelaide The team written off more than Tiger Wood's cars this year is back. Carlton pulled off their best win of the season, notching their fourth win in a row by 50 plus points. Shit, they've got the Eagles next week. It was the first four quarter performance against a quality opposition that I've seen from the Blues in ages. I mean, Port are the real deal, like top two flag contender real deal. But the blues said no interstate team is going to win ten in a row at Marvel on our watch. Then Carlton players started dropping faster than my Wi Fi connection. Owies went down just minutes before the game.
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  • Ep. 17 - Carlton’s Perth Triumph, Collingwood's Strategic Masterstroke & More!
    Jul 12 2023
    https://youtu.be/u61NiiUpbCc What does it mean when a team can lose hit outs 70-18, 20 of those to advantage, and still win clearances and the game? AFL fans, help this American understand what she's missing. Welcome back to AFL from LA. I'm your host, Cindye. I am standing outside of CBS Television City. The list of shows that have been filmed here are way too many to mention, but I will tell you that the Price is Right shot here for 52 years, up until last month. Richmond v Sydney The Tigers proved that accuracy is overrated, kicking at 43% and beating the Swans by 13 points. The Tigers couldn't match the Tigers in the second half. They got smashed in clearances and handled the wet about as well as a laptop. They won just one center clearance in the second half. What's up with that? The Tigers sit just two points out of the eight. A position more coveted than the last beer at a barbie. And with games coming up against the Eagles and Hawthorn, the Tiger Army could be on the march in September. Except they're going to be without Nankervis for at least three weeks. His hit on Lloyd was worse than De Goey's on Hewett. What the hell was the big Nank thinking? The Tigers have the Dees and the Bulldogs in the next month, which means Brodie Grundy, Max Gawn, and Tim English. And without big Nank facing them, finals for Richmond could be a pipe dream. Sure glad I'm not Big Nank trying to get a coffee on Punt Road right now.  Western Bulldogs v Collingwood Collingwood discovered yet another way to win. Lead in the second half. When questioned about the Pie's new innovative strategy, a Bulldogs representative said, We're also thinking about trying this new lead in the second half strategy. It could work better than our current one of celebrating each goal as if we just won the game. The Bulldogs came out snarling, kicking 3.1 from their first 7 inside 50s. The Pies eventually scored after 20 minutes thanks to Jamie Elliott. Funny, I think Jamie Elliott would have an easier time scoring. Things went off the rails for the Dogs when they coughed up six goals to one in the third. Things went off the rail for Rory Lobb when he showed up at Marvel. He amassed zero goals, zero marks, and nine disposals, none of which were from inside 50. I mean, what do he and Bevo talk about during the week? Besides that he looks so much better with his natural hair color. Daicos's N and J were great. Shocking. As were Markov, Pendles, and De Goey. But hottie of the week was Isaac Quaynor, whose intercepting across halfback was... spectacular. The Pies are now a lock for top two and maybe even the flag. You think Round 19 between the Pies and Port's gonna be big. Wait till Round 28, the Grand Final.  St Kilda v Melbourne Melbourne defeated St. Kilda despite being outnumbered by the Saints medical staff. Talk about a war zone. Max King lasted about as long as a Hollywood marriage. Then Seb Ross and Zaine Cordy quickly followed. I heard Jobe Watson say after the game, The Dees won off the back of their ability to defend. Because saying they won off the back of the opposition being down three men, just wouldn't sound as smart. Christian Pertracca, who had kicked 12.9 for the season and 0.4 in last week's game, obviously changed his acupuncturist this week, nailing four straight from his 20 disposals. The Trac was awesome. If he can keep going forward and score, he's going into Dusty territory. It was great to see Jack Steele back to his best for the Saints. As well as Wanganeen-Millera continuing to shine. But for my U. S. dollars, no Saint was sexier than Rowan Marshall. The Dees are now one game clear in fourth spot. While the Saints are fifth, level with the Bulldogs with a slew of teams breathing down their necks. I loved their spirit against the Dees. But if anyone's gonna drop out of the eight, I think it's gonna be them.  Fremantle v Carlton It was the Blue's third straight win by more than 50 points.
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