THIS WEEK: It's ten days late. But it's here. We sum up the entire tournament for you. Who was good? Who was bad? What happened to our pre-tourno picks? And did someone say we're talking about racism again? Yes, yes we are. Plug in, tune in and bring Euro 2020 to a close with us.

Ever feel like football is forced on you? Want an easy way to digest it? Join hosts Kyle and Joel in their football clinic as they guide their guests through today’s trending topics as well as famously bizarre moments from the annals of football history.

The Absolute Worldie Football Podcast is an irreverent and silly slice of football fun, for “football hostages” and soccer obsessives alike. Get a bit of clarity on the beautiful game, every single week (probably).

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THIS WEEK: It's a complete rundown of everything that happened in the last 16 and the quarter-finals of Euro 2020. We've got everything you need to know about what went down, our feelings on it and roving reporters across the UK reporting back on the games they watched. Oh and did we mention it's coming home?

Ever feel like football is forced on you? Want an easy way to digest it? Join hosts Kyle and Joel in their football clinic as they guide their guests through today’s trending topics as well as famously bizarre moments from the annals of football history.

The Absolute Worldie Football Podcast is an irreverent and silly slice of football fun, for “football hostages” and soccer obsessives alike. Get a bit of clarity on the beautiful game, every single week (probably).

Send Us Your Story to absoluteworldiepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @WorldiePodcast Instagram: @absoluteworldiefootballpodcast

Images and design by Ali Wright and Katie Allen (@aliwright_photographs, @katie.gabe)

THIS WEEK: We're back after the conclusion of the group stage to catch up on all things Euro 2020. And we've got so many questions. How did the players we picked out get on? What surprised us most? Is Putin watching? Fear not listener as we'll be answering those questions in a time-honoured fashion by doing a group stage significant moment countdown!

Ever feel like football is forced on you? Want an easy way to digest it? Join hosts Kyle and Joel in their football clinic as they guide their guests through today’s trending topics as well as famously bizarre moments from the annals of football history.

The Absolute Worldie Football Podcast is an irreverent and silly slice of football fun, for “football hostages” and soccer obsessives alike. Get a bit of clarity on the beautiful game, every single week (probably).

Send Us Your Story to absoluteworldiepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @WorldiePodcast Instagram: @absoluteworldiefootballpodcast

Images and design by Ali Wright and Katie Allen (@aliwright_photographs, @katie.gabe)

THIS WEEK: We complete our tour de force breakdown of all of the groups of Euro 2020. Want to know what's controversial about the French squad? Want to know why we call Slovakia the heartbreakers? Want to know what colours the Polish flag is? And most importantly who the hotties from Groups E and F are? Fear not for we at Worldie Towers have got you well and truly covered!

Ever feel like football is forced on you? Want an easy way to digest it? Join hosts Kyle and Joel in their football clinic as they guide their guests through today’s trending topics as well as famously bizarre moments from the annals of football history.

The Absolute Worldie Football Podcast is an irreverent and silly slice of football fun, for “football hostages” and soccer obsessives alike. Get a bit of clarity on the beautiful game, every single week (probably).

Send Us Your Story to absoluteworldiepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @WorldiePodcast Instagram: @absoluteworldiefootballpodcast

Images and design by Ali Wright and Katie Allen (@aliwright_photographs, @katie.gabe)

THIS WEEK: The next two groups in the group stage of Euro 2020 get the Worldie treatment. Which players will have the best tournaments? Which the worst? What's a fascinating fact about each country you can regale your mates with? And, most importantly, who are the hottest players for each team. Absolute Worldie has you covered.

Ever feel like football is forced on you? Want an easy way to digest it? Join hosts Kyle and Joel in their football clinic as they guide their guests through today’s trending topics as well as famously bizarre moments from the annals of football history.

The Absolute Worldie Football Podcast is an irreverent and silly slice of football fun, for “football hostages” and soccer obsessives alike. Get a bit of clarity on the beautiful game, every single week (probably).

Send Us Your Story to absoluteworldiepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @WorldiePodcast Instagram: @absoluteworldiefootballpodcast

Images and design by Ali Wright and Katie Allen (@aliwright_photographs, @katie.gabe)

THIS WEEK: It's finally here! The Euros! It's episode one of our Euro 2020 coverage. We've got categories. We've got two whole groups of teams. Want to know who the hottest and bestest players are at this tournament? Want obscure facts to impress your mates in the pub with? We at Absolute Worldie have got you well and truly covered. Ever feel like football is forced on you? Want an easy way to digest it? Join hosts Kyle and Joel in their football clinic as they guide their guests through today’s trending topics as well as famously bizarre moments from the annals of football history.

The Absolute Worldie Football Podcast is an irreverent and silly slice of football fun, for “football hostages” and soccer obsessives alike. Get a bit of clarity on the beautiful game, every single week (probably).

Send Us Your Story to absoluteworldiepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @WorldiePodcast Instagram: @absoluteworldiefootballpodcast

Images and design by Ali Wright and Katie Allen (@aliwright_photographs, @katie.gabe)

THIS WEEK: It's a one-off EMERGENCY episode discussing possibly the biggest and potentially most damaging news to come out about football ever. Want to understand what on earth is happening? We got you. Ever feel like football is forced on you? Want an easy way to digest it? Join hosts Kyle and Joel in their football clinic as they guide their guests through today’s trending topics as well as famously bizarre moments from the annals of football history.

The Absolute Worldie Football Podcast is an irreverent and silly slice of football fun, for “football hostages” and soccer obsessives alike. Get a bit of clarity on the beautiful game, every single week (probably).

Send Us Your Story to absoluteworldiepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @WorldiePodcast Instagram: @absoluteworldiefootballpodcast

Images and design by Ali Wright and Katie Allen (@aliwright_photographs, @katie.gabe)

THIS WEEK: It's only bloody Christmas! Previous guest, actor Rhys Owen (@rhyslightning) is currently playing Father Christmas at Legoland. So who better to natter with about all things football and musicals in time for the festive season? Also: in this final episode of 2020 we take a deep and troubling dive into the real issue of racism that has reared it's head in football (and society) this year. We discuss the decade old story of Anton Ferdinand and John Terry, Millwall fans booing and a racist official. Happy Christmas from football to all.

Ever feel like football is forced on you? Want an easy way to digest it? Join hosts Kyle and Joel in their football clinic as they guide their guests through today’s trending topics as well as famously bizarre moments from the annals of football history.

The Absolute Worldie Football Podcast is an irreverent and silly slice of football fun, for “football hostages” and soccer obsessives alike. Get a bit of clarity on the beautiful game, every single week (probably).

Send Us Your Story to absoluteworldiepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @WorldiePodcast Instagram: @absoluteworldiefootballpodcast

Images and design by Ali Wright and Katie Allen (@aliwright_photographs, @katie.gabe)