“Son what me and your sexdoll mom have is real, and no amount of Greek Mythology can take that away from us”

0:00  Your New Home

2:30  Listen When a White Woman of Color is Speaking

3:19  White Kween Radio: Diet Coke Deoderant

4:22  Refrigerator Dangerous

4:42  Just Wait Till I Learn How to Count Dude

5:30  You Look like Your Parents are Divorced

8:48  Easier than Taking Kidneys from a Baby

9:13  I Love How You Drink Rat Poison

11:02  Intermission V

11:25  Choose Wisely

11:41  One Full Page of a Harry Potter Book

12:48  David's 700 Hour Update

13:45  Gordy's Here

14:33  I Just Found Out

15:55  Sexdoll + ChatGPT

16:42  White Kween Radio: ChadGPT

17:04  Hey Sexdoll

20:48  Sexdoll Feet Attachment Feature

22:30  David's Transgression

23:54  Mayor's Master Plan

27:20  White Kween Radio: The Woppenheimer Meal

27:39  Women aren't Real

27:55  I'm with the Money Team

28:41  Hudson's Joke

31:05  David's Dad

32:39  Lovecraft Package

33:52  Everything I Touch Turns to Sold!

35:07  The Void

36:49  Classic Gordy

36:59  Gore of the Jungle

38:04  Touch My Lovecraft Package

38:33  Just Wait Till I Learn How to Count Dude II

39:13  Hey Sexdoll, Add 8 Tons of Fertilizer to Cart

41:39  David as Terminator

42:47  Siri Set a Timer for World War III

43:02  You're Gonna Get Drafted!

43:46  Demotivational Tapes

45:37  Cracking the Firewall

46:14  White Kween Radio: Megamind Pillow Pet

46:31  His Panic

46:38  Father's Day Ouija Board

48:27  Just Wait Till I Learn How to Count Dude III

48:52  Grimace is Back!

50:49  White Kween Radio: OJ Simpson Action Figure

51:37  OJ Simpson LEGO Set

52:49  The Misadventures of Hudson and Slugpile II

57:42  White Kween Radio: Dicen Vacuum

58:14  Termite Sex

1:02:36  Space Pimps Episode 3: Terminally Trill

1:04:56  Space Pimps Episode 4: Ballin

1:07:18  A Letter for David

1:09:06  My Kids liked Wingstop... Do You Hate Cancer Too?

1:10:53  Editor Hudson

1:11:49  Walmart DVD Bin

1:13:12  White Kween Radio: Guns

1:13:33  My Little Glock

1:14:34  RIP Gordy

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“I might get the electric chair... but I'm gonna make it sexy”

0:00  Don't Look Under My Floorboards

2:20  700 Hours of Community Service

3:30  Community Service PTSD

4:20  The Future is Now

4:59  Hey Son, I Banged Your Mom

6:37  The Ethics of Doing Meth in Front of Your Kid

9:20  I'm Not Even Slightly Aroused

11:40  I Hated that Movie... 9/10

13:08  Death Penalty but Make it Sexy

16:32  Shark Tank if it Was Sexy

17:15  Love and Aluminum 

17:59  Kool Aid Man You Wanna Smoke Meth in Front of My Kids? Oh Yeeeaaah!

18:34  FunLand: Where Everything's Legal

21:02  Here at Robert J Debry We'll Sell Your Fucking Colon

21:38  The Future is Now II

21:55  FunLand: Family for the Whole Fun

22:49  Shawty Gave Me 700 Hours

22:31  FunLand Endorsements

23:30  Kool Aid Man (crackpipe)

23:53  David Has 700 Hours

24:07  The Goldfish Call

25:15  David Has 700 Hours II

25:30  David's Dog Faced Wife

25:49  David Has 697 Hours

26:18  Werehouse

27:03  I Call 911 Twice a Minute

28:00  Soulja Boy: Mom of the Year

31:25  Robert E Leet

34:00  Flesh House

36:53  Hello America, Did You Know that You Have Whites

37:12  Bottle of Laxatives

Released on May 22, 2023

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“Jesus OnlyFans modeled for our sins”

0:00  Hotel Toes

0:33  I'll Invest in Your Company... If You Beg for It

1:07  Crackhead Shark Tank

2:55  Walking Lick on Shark Tank

7:45  Clap for Me, Sharks

8:36  What's the Deal with Seinfield?

13:23  The Twelve Gnomes Who Suck on My Toes Late at Night

14:46  The Slur Room

15:31  Speed Racist II

17:24  Sonic and Your Mom

19:36  Professor X vs. Mental Health

20:31  How to Have Sex and the Sorcerer's Stone

21:24  Self Insert and the Order of the Phoenix

22:30  Eighth Plague: OnlyFans 4 All

23:13  Aye Shawty, How Much Sand Can Your Shower Drain Handle?

23:57  President Teases New Law

26:50  Your Dead Husband Wanted a Divorce By the Way

31:05  GirlBossing on the Highway

37:23  RoboDavid's Audio Diary II

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“I’m a high value man… and I’m a high value terrorist also”

0:00  How to be a High Value Conductor

1:48  How Do You Say?

2:34  Tourism in Barbados

4:55  Alpha Terrorism

5:39  Tweet Review II

6:21  Family Fun on Family Feud 

8:27  Domed Immediately 

10:05  Shoutout to Obama

10:48  Obama's Drone Strike Review

13:07  A Union?! Send in Captain Underpants!!!

14:38  Who the Hell is Ad Holmes?

15:36  My Strange Addiction: Painting Walls

17:38  NEW MARVEL TRAILER!!!

21:54  Superior Spider-Jay

24:05  Journey 2 the Intellectual Slums

36:05  Let Your Mood Swang

36:47  Mood Milk

38:45  Spider-Jay: No Way Home

39:06  Fighting Gluttony

41:30  Here's a Gun! Put that in Your Mouth!

41:48  Yeeeaaaah (my wife's dead)

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“Water’s like a concrete wall in a sentence”

0:00  Turkey Basterd

1:10  The Origin of Turkey

2:03  Turkey Tuberculosis 

2:53  Ascend to Beans

4:43  Gobblin on that Wattle

10:22  The Tallest Building in the World (14ft.)

11:14  Playing with Water

15:10  Turkey Slurping PSA

16:34  Going Ham on the Turkey

17:47  Robot Transforming Into a Politician Robot

19:22  Biden Prime vs. Hillary Megatron

21:05  Hillary Clintesson

22:01  ChomoGaming

22:36  Alpha Clowns

23:46  Goodwill Hunting

25:09  Woopty Doo! Want Crack!

29:40  Turkeys Nude

31:54  Hello, Did You Say Milk?

34:13  Pig Clown

35:11  The Legacy of Jon Porkman

36:30  Can You Tell Me Which Bit is Funny?... That's Right!

38:04  RoboDavid's Audio Diary

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“Listen Goldfish, you all look the same”

0:00 Ringing in the Apocalypse

0:17 Where’s the Nearest School Zone

0:38 Call 911! I’m Lonely!

2:00 British Guy 3

5:16 The Colorado Mobster

8:39 I Am the One Who Casts Spells

8:57 Temple Running Away from Your Problems

16:22 Who the Hell is Racial Plattner?

17:20 The Dick Beater

18:10 Life is a Highway and I’m Gonna Write it on My Blog

18:50 Sorry Kid, I Raised You so I Could Bang Your Mom

19:41 Already Racism: Thursdays at 8:00

20:57 Lincoln: Don’t Follow the Rules

22:20 Fast & Furious 11: Don’t Follow the Rules

24:31 Rocks: Coming this Summer

28:00 British Guy 4

32:48 Everybody Shut Up! The New Cats Trailer is Out!

36:06 Source

37:23 I’m so Sorry, Your Son Thinks He is a Realtor

38:15 I’m Just Tryna Do My Job

38:59 Doctors HATE this Man!!!

39:47 Damn Y’all I Ain’t Never Had this Much Sex Before

41:41 How to Give Someone Schizophrenia: A TED Talk

42:55 Hand to Hand Gaslighting

44:05 Ice Heist

46:54 They Heinous Cause they Ain’t Us

47:17 NEW CATS TRAILER! WATCH NOW FREE!

47:36 My 67lb. Goldfish

49:01 Investigating Advanced Goldfish

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“Abstinence makes the heart grow fondler”

0:00  David's Not Here

0:20  I'm Operating Over Here!

2:50  Tricking the Elderly

4:18  Narwick the Lepromancer

5:20  600lbs. of Knowledge, Kid

5:39  Our Kids Need FUNNY References Todd

6:11  Ryan vs. Edward Sheeran

6:56  The Social Commenter

7:46  The Astronomical Weight of My Janitor Job

8:20  Cleaning Bad

30:50  God Can We Have a Pizza Party?

31:47  The Fondler Hosts a Seminar 

41:53  God Can We Have a Pizza Party PLEASE!?

42:09  Chocolate Con Artist

45:22  School Spirit Hit Squad

1:00:14  Fucking Where is the Pizza Party!!

1:00:33  Throw it Back

1:03:14  It's Kinda like Scrat

1:07:15  Country Court

1:11:52  Man Kills Hot Wife

1:13:27  Hot Box the Weather Office

1:16:47  Jesus Christ it's Edward Snowden!

1:18:54  NSA Launches Space Shuttle

1:19:25  Yeah I Got Her Number, Her Social Security Number

1:24:10  The NSA Canceled My Vacation

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“I’ve never been so fortunate as to drink from the loins of the snake”

0:00  Love and Hammers

2:30  Wendy's Secretaries

5:49  What a Lovely Day to Have a Look at a Grease Fryer

10:31  Married to the History

12:32  What a Lovely Day for a Constitution 

13:15  Gritty Reboot Camp

17:13  Interlude

18:13  Owl City Experts: No Custody for You!

22:01  Damn Democracy, You Looking Kinda Bad Tonight

23:16  MythBusters: Traumatizing a Young Snake

26:15  Butter Croissant Balls Made with Monkey

27:40  Adam and Eve Were the First Presidents

29:28  Grilled and Eaten

44:35  Space Pimps

45:45  Space Pimps Episode 1: Big Jupiter and Kevin Spacey

47:26  Space Pimps Episode 2: Cowboy Monastery

48:54  SpaceWater Guy

50:38  The Space Corporation

52:22  Speed Racist

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