It's Christmas in July and we're off for Theb's very important birthday! So, enjoy a retelling of A Christmas Carol, but the version that ACTUALLY happened.

Welcome to your obligatory 2023 version of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens!

The Christmas Spirit Union has gone on strike! So, it is up to Theb A Stard and Tim The Producer to save Christmas for everyone…AGAIN! This time, our great American hero and his producer will keep the holiday alive becoming the Christmas spirits for Ebenezer Scrooge!

Time Stamps
A Call From The Christmas Magic Authority - 0:00 - 6:45
Intro - 6:45 - 7:54
Welcome to 1843 London! - 7:54 - 14:16
Real American Commercial - 14:16 - 16:44
Jacob Marley - 16:44 - 23:17
Real American Commercial - 23:17 - 23:59
Waiting for the first spirit - 23:59 - 25:32
Real American Commercial - 25:32 - 26:25
The Spirit of Christmas Past - 26:25 - 32:15
Real American Commercial - 32:15 - 34:19
The Spirit of Christmas Present - 34:19 - 43:40
Real American Commercial - 43:40 - 45:02
The Spirit of Christmas Future - 45:02 - 51:05
A Message From The Real American Company - 51:05 - 53:26
The Christmas Magic Authority - 53:26 - 01:01:10
Credits - 01:01:10 - 01:03:56

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After watching a terrible debate, Theb and Tim discuss what the democrats can do to win the 2024 election (hint: it doesn't involve Biden as the nominee)

News Sources
-Politico - Dems freak out over Biden’s debate performance: ‘Biden is toast’
-CNN - Biden’s disastrous debate pitches his reelection bid into crisis

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Today, Theb and Tim discuss the corruption in the religious institutions around American and the lesser world.

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News Sources
- Washington Post - Southern Baptist Convention votes to oppose in vitro fertilization
- AP - Southern Baptists narrowly reject formal ban on churches with any women pastors
- GPB NPR - Southern Baptist leaders release a previously secret list of accused sexual abusers
- MSNBC - Trump spiritual advisor admits to sexually abusing 12-year-old girl
- CNN - Louisiana classrooms now required by law to display the Ten Commandments
- Wikipedia - Catholic Church sexual abuse cases
- Cascade PBS - Jehovah's Witness church covered up child sex abuse, survivors say
- AP - Recordings show how the Mormon church protects itself from child sex abuse claims
- The Guardian - Silence and self-rule: Brooklyn's Orthodox child abuse cover-up
- Dallas Morning News - It's time for Muslims to talk about sexual misconduct among our Islamic preachers

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