Episodios

  • THE ANDALITE CHRONICLES PART 2
    Jul 30 2024
    The Morphy Boys are back to finish the story. More war ethics. Can you find purpose in life after war has destroyed you? Can you find meaning in life after being suicidal? Arbron has. He goes from wanting his friend to kill him to wanting to die in a war he knows he can’t win. Lol owned. An andalite gets yeerkbrained. Lol double owned. Elfangor and Loren keep tying up Chapman after he continues to sell out the human race. Elfangor, Loren, and Visser 3 use The Time Egg. The Morphy Boys debate what it would be like to have sexual relations with dinosaurs. We’d smash. Would you? Elfangor gives up war to fuck, the more sensible choice. Wish more people would be like that, tbh. Then he goes out for cigarettes. The shocking origin of one of our faves is revealed and reviled. Remember: Don’t feel pain… Only feel good. All this and more in the thrilling conclusion of… The Andalite Chronicles Part 2!
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    3 h y 6 m
  • Book 54 - Fart Button
    Aug 2 2022

    This is it. The REAL last episode. Nate’s got a new toy and punishes Tyler with it. The takes are hot. The discourse is here. No animal facts. We listen to your messages. Look, I’m not gonna belabor this any further. This is the end. Everything everywhere ends.

    160+ hours. 47 guests. But it started with two dudes exploring old stories and their friendship. Genuinely and for real: thank you for listening, even the losers and the haters.

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    4 h y 20 m
  • The Final Episode — Tyler’s Sherlock Sex Mind Palace
    Jul 19 2022

    This is it. It all ends here. But what is an ending if not a beginning everlasting? Semisonic closing time.

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    2 h y 21 m
  • THE ELLIMIST CHRONICLES ft Emily
    Jul 5 2022

    Time to meet god. Toobin! Featuring @EmilyBard20

    THE GREAT RED DRAGON IS HERE

    Never take drugs.

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    2 h y 34 m
  • Book 53 - Commander Jake, My People Yearn For Freedom - ft Amanda
    Jun 21 2022

    Stop whatever you’re doing and watch RRR. Are you a Ram or a Bheem? Joining the Morphy Boys to talk about book 53 is Amanda (@GalacticUmami). All you ghost writers can kick rocks, because our main B in apartment 23 Kathy Apples is back in charge. Amanda gets in there hot with some wrestling facts. We assign some homework. Lots of homework. Tyler busts out a new impression. Nate has a libertarian checklist. People enjoy whatever you want, who cares? Visser 3 definitely has a macgruber book.

    What we want you to watch:

    • RRR
    • Everything Everywhere All At Once
    • Nothing But Trouble
    • Anaconda
    • RoboCop
    • Every episode of King of the Hill
    • Goatse
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    3 h y 34 m
  • Book 52 — Malus Necessarium ft Jon
    Jun 7 2022

    Jon (@vernacularshift) joins the Morphy boys to discuss the necessary evil of book 52. Nate does not welcome Jon. Nate hates bearded men. Do you know rabbits scream? Scott Baculum. We also talk about what being a soldier does to your soul. To lighten it up, Tyler introduces a new game that’s taking the nation by storm!

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    2 h y 27 m
  • Book 51 - Our Dog is Dead and Governor Mansion Facts ft Lil
    May 24 2022

    Marco, Tobias and Ax form the finesses crew as they go forth to kidnap a governor! Nate thinks that bats are just leathery birds, Tyler attempts a moment of silence for our dear sweet dead dog (RIP Nepal). Lil regals us with stories of unemployment, being bombed, and Duck Facts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We also explore the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident and the non-existent PlayStation game Tank Commando here on Animorphing Time.

    Follow Lil @Broad__Abroad

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    2 h y 34 m
  • Book 50 - Cassie’s School for Disabled Children ft Travis and Sasha
    May 10 2022

    Travis (@WlkngCntradctn) and Sasha return to talk about the Cassie book where she recruits disabled kids. I’m not gonna get longwinded about this but we tie morbius to this book.

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    2 h y 57 m