A SFW sleep aid. When you just can't relax, listening to me ramble about this contentious franchise may be exactly what you need to finally "let go, Luke..." (Yes, it's all downhill from here.)

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by Muyo5438, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

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This evening, I get to share a moving dual narrative written by the deliciously talented Inkwell2020 and Delilahful. In this tale, a scriptwriter and a VA fall in love with each other's work, and then each other without having met. Neither can get the other out of their head, little realizing that the object of their affection is closer than they think.

You can read more of Inkwell's work on his Reddit profile page. You can listen to more Delilahful in The Lap of Delilah.

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by tyballer92, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

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Ever since the man of the house started messing around with the nanny, she's understood why it's wrong. He's much older, he's married, he's her boss. The problem is, she's become addicted to how good their affair feels...

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