Ella Fitzgerald isn’t the only one struggling to get this show on the road in the GG season two finale “I Can’t Get Started.” Your easily sidetracked hosts finally get their head in the game to talk Sookie’s wedding prep, how we’re voting in the upcoming election (Chilton student body prez, natch), and the Gilmore family’s enduring commitment to verbally abusing medical professionals.

Support the Show.

Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Ella Fitzgerald isn’t the only one struggling to get this show on the road in the GG season two finale “I Can’t Get Started.” Your easily sidetracked hosts finally get their head in the game to talk Sookie’s wedding prep, how we’re voting in the upcoming election (Chilton student body prez, natch), and the Gilmore family’s enduring commitment to verbally abusing medical professionals.

Support the Show.

Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Get on the stinky bus of disappointment, Gus, because the Boob Tube Express is boarding now! We’re finishing off S2E21 Lorelai’s Graduation day with a hot n fresh part 2, where we get ANGRY angry at the rich, learn about the importance of arriving at prom a full two hours early, and hold Rory’s hand through having her first Chaotic Crush. ALL ABOARD!

Support the Show.

Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Grab a mortarboard and get to motorboating cause we’re receiving our associate’s degree in season two, episode 21 “Lorelai’s Graduation Day.” We major in being thrilled to see Lorelai get her flowers and minor in hoping her parents don’t eff it all up and pondering the pining betwixt Rory and Jess. Unless you feed lead to our jumping frog, will see you again next week for the THRILLING conclusion.

NOTE: We forgot to take our mid-roll break, so Part 1 ends rather abruptly. DEEPEST apologies, dear listener!

Support the Show.

Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

We are SEATED for a film by kirk in season two, episode nineteen, part DEUX. Join us for a forensic investigation of the circumstances of this car crash, continued despair at the state of affairs re Jess, and of course laser sharp focus on the coded communiques between Miss Patty and Babette. Let’s eat!

Support the Show.

Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

We are BACK BABY and, like Jess, we refuse to learn a goddamn thing in season two, episode nineteen “Teach Me Tonight.” We’re starting strong with hardline takes on the education system, pleas for reasonable communication, and raging against the sexism of making a high achieving girl mommy a bad boy who refuses to do school. You know, the fun stuff! Join us next week as we crash into the conclusion of this episode and take in a truly life changing piece of Cinema.

Support the Show.

Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Happy Early Mother’s Day, Tubers! This week’s very special episode features Zoe’s own actual, literal Mother, Beverly, live in the Boob Tube recording studios and answering pressing questions about motherhood, rearing children, and The Gilmore Girls. Huge shout out to the mothers and guardians that make the horrifying task of growing up just a little bit easier, we see you, we love you, we’re sorry about the sleep deprivation, thanks for everything you do and are <3

Support the Show.

Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Fetch the smelling salts because you’re humble hosts have been laid LOW by the disrespect to alone time in season two, episode sixteen “There’s the Rub.” We’ve got takes, takedowns, and tee hee hee hees and that’s just about Rory’s takeout order! So tune in for the full run (rub) down NOW.

Support the Show.

Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!