Clackity Clack Bad Bitches Back! This is two besties shooting the shit. This episode was shot back in May, but self doubt and imposter syndrome, combined with crippling perfectionism, a loss in the family, and more delayed our release. Today on this Lionsgate Portal we release it regardless! We are talking about the Mercury Retrograde which we have renamed "METROGRADE" energy, reoccurring themes playing back from 2012-2013, and we are beginning to process the overturning of Roe vs. Wade. We talk early 2000's reality TV-THANKS WRITERS STRIKE-This is pure unadulterated chaos and we live for it. If you ain't laughing your ass off 5 minutes in we may not be for you, and that's ok...it's a genre! Not everybody fits on the roster. I say the Girl Scout pledge for no reason, we laugh A LOT, praise our therapists, laugh at our drama, and continue healing from our trauma...healing not healed. I praise Aubrey Drake Graham and Jay Z as the greatest rappers alive. We have an East Coast/West Coast rap debate that lasts 5 seconds. Jack Harlow is mentioned because of a lyric regarding earrings on "I'll Do Anything to Make You Smile."

We talk about raising your vibration, meditating, and breathing through the drama and I drop some witch tips too! The crickets in the background are unpaid actors...

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*Here is the 80's PSA! "Have you hugged your kids today?" Because parents in the 80's literally could not stand us- https://youtu.be/OCM5MCHUW_g

*The confederacy lasted 4 years- our IUDs lasted longer than the Confederacy lol-Hasan Manaj is hilarious!

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