Another glorious series of Strictly Come Dancing comes to a spectacular end with four alternate realities playing out in which everyone gets to experience a kind of victory before one of them actually has to take that plastic monstrosity back to their actual house.

Julia and Joel fix martinis and take you through the last night of dancing before it's all packed away for another year. What are they going to do now?

SPOILER ALERT: Like you need this. But they do discuss the result of the final of Strictly 2022, so please catch up with the BBC One show before listening.

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With only one week to go, Julia and Joel tuck into the semi-final selection box. Two dancers per couple means a lot of fast talking, so listen on a slower speed if you're feeling tired.

SPOILER ALERT: We do discuss the result of "Monday's" dance-off so please catch up with the BBC One show before listening.

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Joel and Julia take it in turns to say "I'm an emotional person" until the podcast runs out. They also squeeze in some chat about Helen's magnificent shout out to her ex and Molly's flawless Chicago audition.

SPOILER ALERT: We do discuss the result of Saturday's vote, so please catch up with the results show for Musicals Week before tuning in.

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