Yeehaw! It's humpday, y'all, and that means a brand spankin' new episode of Critters For Dinner! This one’s a real hoot. Kick back and enjoy watchin' or listenin' to the best dang show on the X platform. We're mighty proud of it! This episode's a wild ride, coverin' all sorts of topics and servin' up a heap of laughs. Y'all enjoy now, ya hear?

Well, y’all, it's Monday, and you know what that means! A brand-new episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. Tonight, we’re cookin’ up some Turtle Soup and chewin’ the fat 'bout politics and what’s hot on that X app. We’ll be talkin’ 'bout the infamous Moose Knuckle and if Chris Christie’s the poster boy for it. Big thanks to all y’all for buyin’ stuff from our merch shop. Keep on buyin’, ‘cause every time y’all do, it makes the show better! Enjoy this here episode of Critters For Dinner!

Howdy y'all! We got a real treat fer ya today on Critters For Dinner. On this here episode, we got a special guest, Keith Malinak. He's a hoot an' a half with a right funny bone, so we done did a double episode with him. First off, Patton and Jason hopped on Keith's At The Mic Show, then we wrangled Keith fer a quickie on CFD. We appreciate y'all fer tunin' in every time, and we sure hope y'all enjoy this extra special content from yer favorite internet show!