You either die a good Facebook seller or live long enough to see yourself become a scumbag buyer.

We've just moved back across the country and with that came a lot of furniture selling on Facebook Marketplace. We chat about the interesting life forms we've encountered through the platform, and Julia gives her guide to becoming a 5-star seller on Facebook Marketplace.

00:00 We moved back to Toronto

01:22 Facebook Marketplace is a blessing and a curse

02:49 "I'm not bob the builder 🤷‍♀️"

07:00 Selling literal garbage8:27 Stop sharing your personal story

09:15 "Deal ending soon"

10:21 Kelowna vs Toronto FBMP culture

13:22 "$300 should be fine"

21:16 Don't get manipulated by slimy buyers

23:47 Don't sell things under a certain $ amount

28:43 Brighter days ahead as a buyer31:42 Firm means firm!

We chat about the animal framework for a women's menstrual cycle, how to get through the cat stage, the benefit of having older friends, and why you should get a side wife.

00:00 The second you taste sexiness 01:49 The animal framework for a woman's menstrual cycle 05:29 Sloth 05:44 Dog 06:04 Peacock 06:25 Cat 08:26 Tips for dealing with cat stage 11:47 Living with a cranky roommate 13:44 Get a side wife 16:41 Big brother for hire 17:43 Having older friends is underrated 19:16 Put a bracelet on it 20:30 What happens when two ladies are in cat mode? 23:34 People want to be seen 25:24 Mind over matter 27:33 We're moving

In this first episode, we give you our origin stories and talk about how we met, why you need to stay active in your 30s, and how love makes you soft.

00:00 Intro 02:27 Cat chaos 03:40 The story of how we accumulated 3 pets 05:39 Our origin stories 12:28 The golden age to get married 19:47 Brazilian jiu-jitsu and wrestling 25:11 Why you need to stay active past 30 28:03 Love makes you soft 31:17 Getting ID'd in your 30s 33:07 Our current and future plans