Introducing Sentaro, a Japanese protagonist no one likes, including gods and other miscellaneous immortal beings! Follow his existential crisis to escape death. Meanwhile, Miles and Cletus continue not to listen, but maybe, just maybe, we'll can all learn what "continuous" actually means by the end of it all.

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"It's a story about a guy who avoids everything and doesn't want to die. What a great tale." - Cletus, Native Alabamian

"Continuous doesn't mean seven days straight. He could take breaks." - Miles, Spider-Person (???)

"I don't know why I still come here." - Ella, Soulless Witch

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And, assuming the fae git drank all your best stock, go grab a bottle of Drambuie.

It may surprise you to learn that gods, even Norse ones, aren't born wielding their favorite shiny toys. To obtain real treasure, sometimes you need to let a homeless god-fellow prank your wife. Just take a seat and listen, it will all (mostly) make sense by the end. At least, as much as any tale involving Loki ever does.

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