Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

15:13 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:16 - Sheath Underwear

17:24 - Capitalism Always Wins

21:04 - Weather

21:26 - Siri, Please Take My Life

23:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE

25:47 - Dumpster Diving

26:58 - Breaking Bridget

34:30 - Phetasy News

35:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

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0:00 - Senile-In-Chief

4:26 - This F*ckin Guy

5:20 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:55 - Sprained My Eyes

10:55 - Sheath Underwear

12:07 - Parade of Morons

14:32 - Weather

14:57 - Okay, Boomer

18:29 - Beyond Parody

21:13 - Quest & BON CHARGE

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

27:18 - Breaking Bridget

33:10 Phetasy News

33:55 - Internet Is Glorious

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